*looks at his deck of cards* ...I actually have no idea how I managed to play Solitaire with a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards. Or why I even bothered. Kaitlyn was pretty nice to hang out with, though.
Kaitlyn is very fun! Oh, you want to know about that thing with Ajax? Don't worry, even if he wanted to kill one of us it wouldn't have been me! I'm too adorable to kill!
To whoever thought it was a fun idea to alter the coding of my simulation to make me act like a zombie: I'm going to haunt you. Trust me, I'm a ghost. I can, and I will.
You know where it is . You can search the page for 'Day 4' to find the right spot quicker. In which two of our dear PPC agents prove themselves to be scarily manipulative sociopaths. Also: the death... more
Apollo: Had a nice talk with Evangeline, then overslept and found myself hheld captive by a madwoman, I kind of feel sorry for Ajax, but thankfully his death gave me the time I needed to slip free.... more
E.V.L.: "Ho hum, ho hum." *She shakes her head in total disappointment.* "Would somebody please walk up to me and say 'kill me now'? I'm getting pretty thirsty." Cupid: "Hey, there has to be at least ... more
Jack: "I was more than happy to work in shifts with those guys. They're professionals, through and through. Just glad Wobbles didn't take Dee's mugging that personally." The subject of Larkus is... more
Not often anyone wants to hear about Jack—my fault for letting the Detective steal the show like the drama queen he is. Jack's a hunter who's been killing creatures scarier than anything in here... more
Lu'ci'ten Gyrvain I told you to stop talking. It was your fault the replicator broke, not mine. The meal was good. But no, oh no, you just wouldn't. Shut. Up. Well, tell me, then. Since you feel like ... more
Thank RNGsus it wasn't mine... Zeb: "I met this really nice shapeshifter last night and we shared stories. She was... well, nice. But I miss my partner." His ears and tail droop. "Sorry, it's just... more
... Uh. I guess I had it coming with Ami. Sergio Turbo,Mon Apr 10 11:26am
The camera observes Levy subconsciously invoking an "Out, Damned Spot!" moment in a cave with a stream water moving through. Matthew enters the room, exhaling slightly. He runs over to her, trying to ... more
Caprice: *opens a hatch and pokes her head out from inside the steampunk dragon* Is she gone? Did I lose her? ... Okay. Whew. I should've known better than to ask Luxury for anything involving the... more
Morgan: I... spent some time talking to Grey's partner last night. She's... I think I need to make time to talk to the Notary once I'm out of here. ... no, the repeated use of 'time' doesn't mean I'm ... more