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Post-Day Five: Holo-Acacia (and Friends)
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:48am
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Holo-Acacia: I don't think that was an overreaction. There are only three things The Phantom Menace should be praised for: the soundtrack, the final battle, and Ewan McGregor. Everything else is just the start of a long, bad road.

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Hey hey, it's lab time! The whiteboard has been cleared off of most of the technical information: right now, it's being dominated by a list of pros and cons regarding the Star Wars prequels. Daphne and Tess are standing in front of the board having a very heated debate.

TJ: I'm certainly not saying that it's a work of craft, doctor, but you have to admit that Revenge of the Sith had its moments—

DStA: I ADMIT NOTHING!

TJ: Doctor—

DStA: A few solid moments do not make up for multiple films worth of poorly-conceived, poorly-written drivel!

The debate continues, but it's at this point Naas pokes his head into view very close to the camera.

NGvH: Ah… sorry for this, everyone. We were discussing the events of the last day, passions flared, and well… here we are! Uh… I suppose I should say something like 'we're very proud that Holo-Acacia now has the most kills in the Games.' Because we are. We're just… distracted.

He coughs.

NGvH: Um… good day.

The camera feed cuts out.

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