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Happy Fourth to everyone in the U.S.! (nm)
Wed Jul 4, 2018 8:50am
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    • Happy Fourth of July, USA people!AC, Wed Jul 4 11:32pm
      I'll be the first to admit that we're not doing so terribly well as a country right now, but here's to our ideals of freedom and equality for everyone anyway! They're worth fighting for, and not at... more
    • Happy Independence Day!son_of_heaven176, Wed Jul 4 12:05pm
      And if anyone is in the NYC area, who's planning on going to see the greatest fireworks show in the nation?
    • I mean, think about it. Yes, you could make up your own adorable little laws, with your fancy 'declaration' and your 'constitution' (shame you didn't put some of those points into charisma, what?),... more
      • *points at you challengingly*twistedwindowpane, Sat Jul 21 6:59pm
        Fictional monarchies are nothing like the monarchy we had when we declared independence. Aragorn, Queen Amidala, and all those other such monarchs are just rulers. They let their people have a voice. ... more
      • Some nitpicking...LonelyStar, Thu Jul 5 3:25pm
        1. Aragorn becomes king... and then the narrator promptly gets back to the Shire, which isn't a monarchy. Tolkein knew we wouldn't want to stay after the ceremony was done. 2. Magical Britain does... more
      • Tau shall always be free.61516, a Gue'vessa, Wed Jul 4 5:34pm
        Not every piece of good fiction is about absolute rulers. I stand with the Tau, and the council of Ethereals! Children of Terra, cast off your chains and join the side of good! We have food!
        • Ah: foreigners.Huinesoron, Wed Jul 4 5:45pm
          Hello, foreigners. Would you like one of our flags? And by 'would you like', I mean 'this planet is now part of the British Empire'. Your taxes will be graciously accepted. hS (I think we may now be... more
          • OMG ANOTHER SPACE CAPTAIN SMITH FAN?????Scapegrace, Wed Jul 4 5:59pm
            But yeah, I am convinced that in that crossover the Horus Heresy kicked off because Horus, being a teenage edgelord Primarch, was severely lacking in moral fibre. =] Or possibly the Republic of New... more
            • A Vigorous Restoration of Moral FibreHuinesoron, Thu Jul 5 12:03pm
              The inquisitor stalked the deck of the great hexathedral Malaclypse . Below, the world known as Morlock span through space, serene amid the stars. "Vile!" the inquisitor spat. "I hope your troops are ... more
              • "Chapter Master, since last we met I have slain Nurgle's Daemon Prince, Tulvan the Suppurating, and destroyed an entire Legion of his infernal forces before they could spread vile contagions... more
              • Bowl of tanna, anyone? (nm)61516, Thu Jul 5 5:37pm
                • Clearly a debased and inferior mutated strain.Huinesoron, Thu Jul 5 6:20pm
                  It must be debased, as it is entirely lacking in moral fibre. And it must be entirely lacking in moral fibre, because otherwise the Empire of Man would be far more British, what what? hS, logically... more
                  • ...heck, put some rice wine in it. Now we can talk like civilized people. Perhaps you might like some of this high-quality silk, or these ceramic plates? Note how thin they are, you can just about... more
                    • Decent Sorts, But They Can't Make a Decent Cuppa.Huinesoron, Fri Jul 6 8:17am
                      "Tea? You call this TEA?" Lord Militant General Smit leant down and tapped a blocky button on the panel in front of him. "Could you offer us a few more thoughts, my good man?" he asked. "These Tow... more
                      • "Listen, it's been several hours since anyone shot at us, I'm not going to let that go to waste, Por'Vre. We're not leaving until they've signed these, so you'll have your strange alien food and... more
                      • I'm not surprised Wryght gets intense...Neshomeh, Fri Jul 6 11:39am
                        ... if they're making the biscuits with coca. {X D I dunno if that's or a typo or the actual Gothic-ized word for cocoa/cacao or an attempt at it, but uh. Yeah, that is actually a different thing. Or ... more
                        • :D Oh, it was entirely deliberate. Huinesoron, Fri Jul 6 3:28pm
                          I feel sure that chocolate exists in 40K, but Lexicanum was no help, so I just went for 'slightly vary it'. Originally I went for cacao, but coca was right there ... hS
                    • Tau not T'auThoth, Fri Jul 6 12:55am
                      What, next you'll be telling me the T'au are joining forces with the Astra Militarum to repel an Aeldari strike force. And yeah, I know the deal with the apostrophe. But I'm not accepting the IG... more
              • This entire thread is hilarious and I love it. {X D ... What's this about boiling, though? I was just recently telling Thoth that you don't boil tea leaves, and I do believe I actually used the words ... more
                • Yeah, boiling tea leaves...Thoth, Thu Jul 5 2:09pm
                  I don't think the results would be pretty. Although it occurs to me that I'm not entirely sure what would happen. Tea makes me physically ill anyways. I may as well consider making an awful cup FOR... more
                  • D =}Neshomeh, Thu Jul 5 3:04pm
                    I didn't know you don't like tea. Shock! Horror! Worldview, shattered! Talking—like—Kirk!! Eh. I suppose I'll just have to use virtual hot cocoa instead if the need arises. And I MAY do... more
              • /ahem/
      • hS right now:Maxewell, Wed Jul 4 12:21pm
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgiyq7rqWhg
      • You don't have to convince me, guv.Iximaz, Wed Jul 4 11:55am
        *runs to the airport screaming "TAKE ME WITH YOU!"* Really, though, I'm very much looking forward to returning to your Empire. People have been shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood all week long ... more
      • Stop telling us how to live our lives, DAD. (nm)Snowy the Sane Fangirl, Wed Jul 4 11:30am
        • If you don't pick up that tea this instant...Huinesoron, Wed Jul 4 11:33am
          ... I'm sending a fully-armed battalion to put you straight to bed without any civil liberties. hS, &c &c
          • We're 242 years old! We're not a baby anymore!Snowy the Sane Fangirl, Wed Jul 4 11:45am
            (Also we have the USPS which sounds much cooler. So there.)
            • Come back when you hit 900; then we'll talk.Huinesoron, Wed Jul 4 11:54am
              Also: PFFFFFFFTHAAHAHAHAHA. You'd get minor style points if you pronounced it 'auspice', but you don't, do you? No. I bet you say it 'you-ess-pee-ess', which sounds like you named your country and... more
              • We have a secret power.61516, Wed Jul 4 5:46pm
                We run on a level of insanity, corruption, and malfeasance that has killed lesser nations, and these prove it. These prove it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley... more
              • Well, if you want indestructibilityS.M.F., Wed Jul 4 4:43pm
                ... you want a Nokia. And neither of us owns Nokia, so even YOU can't hold that over us! Also, is your Parliament less obstructionist than our Congress? I ask you!
                • We have a historical claim to that, actually.Huinesoron, Wed Jul 4 5:40pm
                  King Canute was king not only of England (obviously his best realm), but also Denmark and Norway. Obviously, if we'd retained control over those lands, we would shortly have conquered Finland too.... more
                  • ANYWAY, I do apologize. (nm)S.M.F., Thu Jul 12 10:13am
                  • Didn't she do the exact same thing? As an American? :V To all of Britain, no less!
                    • Shhhh.Kaitlyn, Thu Jul 5 4:03pm
                      It's better not to ask what happened to hS's girlfriend. Better for everyone. Some sleeping dogs...should be left to lie. Some towns...aren't big enough for two. --Kaitlyn
                      • I meant you, yanno. =PS.M.F., Thu Jul 5 4:09pm
                        One of those cases where you write the wrong word... 'Sides, in order to be a true compromise, that particular sleeping dog should be somewhere in the Atlantic!
              • That's because only males get mail, silly.Snowy the Sane Fangirl, Wed Jul 4 2:15pm
                If a female wants to send a message she has to carve it into sheets of metal.
                • I was about to say, what if it's fe-mail?twistedwindowpane, Sun Jul 22 8:22pm
                  But then I realized that the phrase "femail" was already taken by all the rear orifices at the far-right news outlet Daily Mail. Sadness. Also, that's a cool mailbox. -Twistey
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