PPC, Yee: Mistress of the Rave Sword - Prologue
Mon Sep 3, 2018 8:28pm

***ACHTUNG! Spoilers for Lichtspeer!***
Also, I've been talking with twistedwindowpane about her plans for the PPC once she gets Permission. Agent Gretchen is hers, she's not mine, neither is Lichtspeer, go play the game, yada yada yada let's get on to the story.

It was just another day in the Department of Suspicious Canon (DSC). Agents were bustling about: walking briskly into generic offices, taking orders from their superiors, and then dashing back out to prepare for departure. One of several departments that had been created or re-opened due to a badfic explosion resulting from an announcement by MachineGames that fanmade content would be accepted for use in Wolfenstein V: The New Mastermind (bad freakin’ idea!), the DSC’s role was to streamline the PPC by marking certain continua as unworthy of protection in the first place. An agent in the DSC was to infiltrate new continua as made-up “fan characters” and search for any signs that the continuum was unworthy, mainly any form of prejudice unacceptable enough to take away any and all enjoyment of the work. The department had become very popular very quickly, with many agents happy that canon writers they hated could finally be done justice. It became known that if you had a vendetta, you could tell a DSC agent and it would be carried out. Sadly, as many of this department had axes to grind, they could quickly become overzealous in their work. One such agent was Agent Gretchen Hollehammer, who worked in the subdepartment led by Huinesoron. Who knows why she behaved the way she did, but anyone who so much as said “gentlemen prefer blondes” within earshot of her would be faced with her wrath. Huinesoron knew this, and perhaps he knew a little bit of her motives, for she’d often hint at things they’d experienced together before. Barely anyone knew what those had been. Today, she entered his office with a stoic expression, as usual awaiting a new mission.

As she sat down, Huinesoron smiled. “Why, hello there. Nice to see you again.”
He didn’t wait for an answer; Gretchen stopped giving answers years ago. “Given the particular causes you support, I have a mission that I think you’d especially like to carry out.”
The young woman nodded, one eyebrow cocked in suspicion.
“Here,” he said, spinning around in his desk chair to retrieve a file and sliding it to her across the desk, then stopping his rotation to prevent embarrassment. In another hopeful attempt to excite her, he added with a dash of her personal slang, “This one doesn’t bite.”
Gretchen took the paper without saying anything. She read through the information as Huinesoron got up and began pacing back and forth, explaining everything.
“This continuum is called… Lick- oh yeah. Leaked-spear. Yeah, the spelling of the name was the first thing that tipped us off. Video game. It’s not new, in fact, it came out on Steam a while back, but a few Youtubers have been spewing out fanmade content about it for years now, and they’re finally popular, which has caused it to rise in the world of fanfic writing. It depicts a glorious ‘ancient germanic future’, with enemies such as ‘Penguin Vikings’ and ‘Wurst Zombies’, several areas and bosses for each, and fantastic technology. And the pinnacle of it all is this extremely blond guy, with a German name of the player’s choice, who wields an energy spear and is on a quest to… bring balance to the universe by killing stuff for the light god, I think it was. Sound like any propaganda from back when?”
His employee was staring rather angrily at the paper she’d received, and she finally spoke. “Definitely.”
“Aha, I’ve got you interested! To top it all off, the game’s motto adds to the fun: ‘Embrace the future. Eat strudel. Play Leaked-spear.’ Or... licked-shpeer.” He began mumbling other attempts at pronouncing “Lichtspeer” under his breath until she called for his attention.
“Huinesoron, my mission.”
“Oh yes, right. You’re going to adventure right alongside our protagonist, since that’s the only perspective given in canon, and pretend to be an ally of his. We’ll put you as one of those overly edgy assassin types, as an explanation for why you’re always so icy cold about everything. Fight alongside him, maybe question any sapient enemies if you can, until you figure out his motives.”
“And if we’re right about said motives?”
“That’s where your fan-made weapon comes in.” He opened a drawer and pulled out a jet-black sword that dimly glowed purple, inlaid with bright green gemstones in the hilt. “This is the Rave Sword.” He held it out to her.
“If it’s any good, you don’t seriously expect me to grab it by the blade.”
“Oh, sorry, sorry.” He stretched his arm out further so that she could take hold of the hilt.
Then Huinesoron continued. “Like all weapons of the Licked-shpeer universe, this weapon has multiple abilities that you’ll get to use to your advantage. You can find those in the Licht shop with the protagonist's weapon's upgrades. Do you understand?”
Gretchen nodded. She turned the sword over in her hands, obviously more interested. “I… I love the way this looks, and I can't wait to see what it does. I’ve always been a sucker for the… the aesthetic of black with glowy bits.”
This made her boss smile. There was a little left of the old Gretchen after all.
The stony look returned to her face. “Is there any other information I need to know?”
Huinesoron thought for a bit, then spoke. “This game isn’t exactly of a genre you’re particularly good at. It may be very difficult to survive, even with this thing helping you. If you’ve got other things coming at you, please focus more on the other things coming at you, and not the German. Okay?”
“Alright.” She started for the door, then turned her head to look at him. “Take note that this is the closest we’ve been so far to the kind of mission I was born to do.”
“I will.”
And so Gretchen left.

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    • Haryy Poiter: Unchecked DEVESTATION!Arun Urthus, Supreme Warlord, God-king of M'thchek, Mon Sep 3 9:39pm
      (Scene music: Immortalized, bty Disturbed) So great was the MGIC FIRE the engulphed the bnttlefeird that Harry Potter, undeputed LORD of MAGIO, could hardly breath. But he pushed on, trought the fire ... more
      • Wat JayBird said.brandywine_baby89, Tue Sep 4 11:35am
        ur in the wronf section! This is 4 the PPC!!! Also harry is not evil, u SUCK. XOXOX
        • I win61516, Tue Sep 4 7:19pm
          A fanfic totally unrelated to its source material is a bad fanfic, I have successfully participated in the badfic games.
          • YOU ARE NOT ME! YOU DID NOT WIN!Arun Urthus, Supreme Warlord, God-king of M'thchek, Tue Sep 4 7:25pm
            • You can't turn on me, I created you! (nm)61516, Wed Sep 5 9:41pm
              • I NEAL BEFORE TO NO MAN!Arun Urthus, Supreme Warlord, God-king of M'thchek, Wed Sep 5 9:45pm
                • St. Elsewhere you say...61516, Thu Sep 6 8:35pm
                  You exist in the shared universe of St. Elsewhere, thus you only exist in the snow-globe of an autistic boy. I am your writer, and you will obey me. P.S. I've never seen St. Elsewhere.
            • OMG were u hacked?!?!?brandywine_baby89, Wed Sep 5 9:17am
              My friend JayBird wuz hacke d 1ce. HAckers SUCK. GTFO HACKERS!!! XOXOX
      • OH NO I FORGOT TO DISGUISE MYSELF! D=<3<3<3 , Tue Sep 4 10:41am
        ((Forgive me, masters of FanFicWorld!))
      • ???S.M.F., Tue Sep 4 10:40am
        I wonder how this got into our Board! Maybe you should crosspost it over on ffnet's 'Harry Potter' section?
      • um noJayBird, Tue Sep 4 10:27am
        Hairy Potter would nevr turn Voldemont into scropions, becaue scroptions ARETN' CUTE. obvously. NEway wasnt' Darco Malfoy's middde name Scropio or somethin???? sure i remember sthing lik that! ~JB~
        • Your rong!AwesomePrincessMinty, Wed Sep 5 4:02am
          Voldemot isn’t cyte, so he doesnt get to be turned int sumthin cute. Hes evillllll, it doesn’t make any sender for himm to be cute. (“Sender” in case you wondered, was what my spellcheck did to a... more
      • Awesum!AwesomePrincessMinty, Tue Sep 4 4:18am
        I luv how voldemor turned into scorpons! One thin: this is ment to be ppc fic, wheres the ppc in this. (I’m probably not writing anything, but this is too much fun to miss out on altogether -... more
    • PPC, Yee: Mistress of the Rave Sword - Prologue — Yeenasaur, Mon Sep 3 8:28pm
      • PPC, Yee: Mistress of the Rave Sword - Chapter 1Yeenasaur, Sat Sep 15 8:36pm
        The Lichtspeer hero, in this case bearing the default name of Hans, was waiting for the newcomer to arrive. He checked over the description she’d sent of herself again. Her name was Electra, and she... more
      • The Society for the Promotion of Oldbie Dominion is pleased by your recognition of Huinesoron's importance and leadership. Obviously you've understated his significance somewhat, but in a setting... more
        • ...being rather half-crazy/goofball, while still putting him in a position of authority? Right? -Yee
        • thanks lol (nm)Yeenasaur, Sat Sep 8 4:05pm
        • Uh, shouldn't you be called *SPOD*?Avlates_usted, Tue Sep 4 10:00am
          Like, sure, Spud is an actual word, but olbie doesn't start with a U. Check your spelling, mate. ~~A_u** PS: also, why would you want to be called after a potato? What do oldbies have to do with... more
          • For your information, our acronym comes from the Latin, because it is classical. The Latin word for Oldbie is 'vetusbie', and as you may know, the Latins always wrote U as V, so in American that... more
          • Ooh, wait, better idea!Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 4 10:13am
            S.P.E.W.! Society for the Promotion of Elders Winning! It's canon-referential AND all the words fit the acronym AND it sounds exactly as ridiculous as it is! It's perfect! --Lemony
            • Careful, mate...<3<3<3 'ooc', Tue Sep 4 10:38am
              That sounded SUSPICIOUSLY like an OOC OPINION! ... I almost miswrote that as 'onion'. And now I want an onion. In any case, carry on! ((I'm joking, I'm joking. XD I tell you, I am TERRIBLE with... more
      • kk so...brandywine_baby89, Mon Sep 3 9:45pm
        This is rally good! But the itaalics mke it hard 2 read? Sumbody told me how 2 do them b4, bt I 4get. Also the Sunflwore Occical and Jaycacia r in charge of the PPC, not Hunecoron! LOL! I totas want... more
      • Cowl!BlueBirb39, Mon Sep 3 9:17pm
        Definitly in the sprit of the PPC, a wothy edition to canon! ..But isnt agant hunsorn gay? I thougt a clear canon scolar like you would clearly know such a transoparent and oblivious fact.
    • "An Offer Taken" [Suggestive Themes]BlueBirb39, Mon Sep 3 4:13pm
      I was a 40k fan long pror to seein PPC, so I wantd to writ Toth. Aslo, I alway ssee peolle misineterpet the obviouse and intricate romance arcs thsy have been set up for charsfters. Somekne here's... more
      • /insert 'Twila the girl who was in luv with a vampyre' ref<3<3<3 I can't do this in reverse, Tue Sep 4 10:34am
        Toth and Gal are most ineresting! I do like it when the shy meets the bold~ And I might steal that 'undepressed' line myself! Would you write this the same if Thoth were a girl, though?
      • This is fascinating.Lemony Eggnog, Mon Sep 3 4:50pm
        You have somehow managed to pick up on the small details from the most obscure source while missing the most crucial ones from the most obvious sources. How do you do it? You get points for your... more
    • Aww, you guys!Lemony Eggnog, Mon Sep 3 4:00pm
      Are you waiting for little ol' me to kick things off? That's so sweet! You didn't have to do that! I'll totally start, though. Without further ado, I give you: Title: Mostly Author: Lemony Eggnog... more
      • "Mostly," Part 3 (( Link to Gdoc ))Lemony Eggnog, Fri Sep 7 11:39pm
        (( Because Part 3 is too long to break up for the Board. {= P (( Still probably SFW? Involves Astartes body-mods being kinda squicky to a guy from a planet that still has a taboo against surgery... more
        • /almost forgot to not be my usual self!<3<3<3, Sat Sep 8 9:49am
          "Have you realized yet that this is both madness and folly?" Ahh, but that makes this all the more sweet! Despite the descriptions, the body mods actually sound... beautiful? Though that may just be... more
          • Oh good, someone gets it.Lemony Eggnog, Sat Sep 8 6:54pm
            Good to know my effort is not totally wasted here. --Lemony (( I... actually can't tell if you're playing a character or just posting your real thoughts under a different name. ^_^; What's true and... more
            • ((Touche, touche))<3<3<3, Sat Sep 8 8:36pm
              I assure you there is no waste! Unless I am a trash can, omnom. ((And I just meant the general concept, there. |D I am not terribly good at this game; mostly it's the bare-bones idea (in this case... more
      • "Mostly," Part 2.2 (SFW, hurt/comfortish)Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 4 11:09pm
        Time passed. “Brother? . . . Derik?” “Hn?” His eyes snapped open and he started up with a sharp intake of breath. He’d almost drifted off. How pathetic. Thoth took his hand from... more
        • <3<3<3<3, Thu Sep 6 12:04pm
          Delayed gratification is a wonderful, wonderful thing. And it is better, yes!
          • |m|Lemony Eggnog, Thu Sep 6 11:44pm
            (( The horns, if you're wondering. As in, rock on! ~Neshomeh ))
      • "Mostly," Part 2.1 (SFW, hurt/comfortish)Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 4 11:08pm
        The Duty intervened such that it was nine days before they were able to meet in RC 2112r again. To Derik’s chagrin, he had indeed suffered from second thoughts, both figuratively, in that he despised ... more
        • Interesting work hereMotherShipper, Fri Sep 7 12:29pm
          I like how you've taken time to nail Derik and Thoth's characters. It makes the whole thing so much more believable and exciting, and I always enjoy flowery confessions of love! I think there's a... more
          • Ah, grasshopper, you have much still to learn.Lemony Eggnog, Fri Sep 7 10:28pm
            Love is a grand, life-changing thing, but it doesn't magically make everything perfect! We're dealing with one guy who isn't supposed to be having any of the feelings he's having and is pretty... more
      • "Mostly," Part 1 (SFW)Lemony Eggnog, Mon Sep 3 4:13pm
        Over the two years Derik and Thoth had known each other, they had settled into a routine. They met in Response Center 2112r weekly, give or take: less often if the Duty interfered, more often if they ... more
        • "Cute."ShadowMoonDarkSun, Thu Sep 6 7:28pm
          How absolutely adorable. However, while it might but cute, it lacks all sophistication. It feels unrealistic and fake. This isn't what two men would do with one another. Or even one man. What I'm... more
          • Ahahaha oh god, you're serious.Lemony Eggnog, Thu Sep 6 11:41pm
            Oh, boy. That's not an expression of exasperated disbelief—okay, it is, but I am also addressing you as the misguided kid I assume you are. Listen, girl. It sounds like you're getting all your... more
            • You just don't understand men.ShadowMoonDarkSun, Fri Sep 7 4:21pm
              ((...And thank you for giving this alter ego some well-deserved smacks, Neshomeh.))
              • I'm sorry, I must've blinked.Lemony Eggnog, Fri Sep 7 10:06pm
                When did I fall through the rift into your home dimension, where men aren't human beings? Dare I ask what the women are like here? --Lemony (( And there's the peak snark I have so much fun... more
        • This? Badfic? Surely not!<3<3<3, Tue Sep 4 10:31am
          If this had been with any two characters - guys, girls, neither, mixed - I would have loved it just as much! Though, that IS a problem: it might be too general in its love potency! I eagerly await... more
          • Ouch!Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 4 10:56am
            Too general? You wound me, sir/madam/starfish. Granted, the moment one friend confesses to another that their feelings have changed CAN happen to anyone... Well, hopefully the next part will clear... more
        • That was awesoooome!!!JessamintheCreed99, Tue Sep 4 12:14am
          Omg, gay guys are like so hot, am I right?? Siriusly (lol) good stuff there, I loved it sooo much! Write more plz! <3 <3 <3
          • Thanks, I think.Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 4 10:40am
            I mean... sure? In the sense that all love between consenting adults is hot? But I shall write more, indeed, and hopefully make it more clear that gayness in and of itself is not the driving force... more
            • I am disturbedLordHammerfell, Fri Sep 7 10:23pm
              I find your lack of confidence saddening. You must not phrase so much of your language as questions, and I find your confused response in the face of foolishness similarly disheartening. You must be... more
              • I am confident!Lemony Eggnog, Sat Sep 8 12:32am
                Awww, you literal-minded Imperial Fist type. I was being sarcastic, darling. I'll rephrase: All expressions of love between consenting adults are hot. Good communication is hot. Consent is hot.... more
                • This is not an area of my expertise.LordHammerfell, Sat Sep 8 8:13pm
                  I do not "ship," and I tend assume people involved in "shipping" lack various virtues I aspire to. I should probably stay in my depth, namely, heroism, friendship, the tragedy of the righteous... more
                  • That's fair.Lemony Eggnog, Sat Sep 8 9:19pm
                    ♪It's okay to not like things.♪ And I'd tend to agree that your common-or-garden-variety shipper does tend to lack... let's go with prudence and temperance, those are virtues and also... more
                  • ...Thus indicating...ShadowMoonDarkSun, Sat Sep 8 8:27pm
                    That you lack the manliness and power to be secure in your masculinity. Real men are secure enough in their maleness to not care about their desire to see men together in fiction, to watch one become ... more
                    • NoLordHammerfell, Sat Sep 8 8:56pm
                      I simply have no desire to see a man become another's "dominant mate," among other things.
    • I'm going to be lazyNovastorme, Mon Sep 3 1:50pm
      And because of the perfect timing. This is your prompt for the fortnight. Badfic. AKA see above. Novastorme.
      • 3/10BlueBirb39, Mon Sep 3 3:52pm
        While I must appreciace the varicosity of this daring, experimental work, it's laking in severl impotent aspects. I found that the joe, such as it was, fell flat, ar lest to my orbs. Additionally, as ... more
      • Kk so unpoplarer opinion time: i like this!!JayBird, Mon Sep 3 3:39pm
        I now, i now, ppl are gonig to say its' "not a sotry" and "dosent make sents', but i lik it!! Is't metter, and the pPC is alabout metter. >~JB~<
        • WELL WELL WELL SO WE MEET AGAINNightmareTwisteyTheDemonFoxAnimatronic, Mon Sep 3 8:30pm
          I've been working on finishing "The New Recruit" in the time between Badfic Games. See? I do things with my life. Unlike you. Anyway, stay tuned, it'll come out soon. -Nightmare
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