Lemony Eggnog
Should I apologize?
Tue Sep 4, 2018 11:34pm

No, wait, your edit says you're NOT actually blaming this on me. But on the other hand, I did eggnog you on last year, so I still feel somewhat responsible, especially if this ends up as M-rated as your last story. Hmm.

I have to say, your grasp of characterization has improved vastly since then! You have hit on something I can almost see for Ilraen if I squint sideways, and I could just about suspend my disbelief for Nume. If something like this happened in the same universe as "The Cabin," maybe, just maybe...

But... MotherShipper. Sweetie. I gotta tell ya, the whole deal with the aphrodisiac flowers weirds me out a little. I appreciate the attempt to justify the situation, that's a good, wholesome impulse, but the thing is, you can't consent if you're drugged. Especially if you're too gosh-darn innocent to know you've been drugged. I'm slightly terrified for Little Boy Blue here.

Nume, too, but we all know he'll have a comedic freakout and drown himself in Bleepka later no matter what. He'll be fine, the silly lovable darling. :P

Consider me cautiously intrigued, but prepared to deny everything.


(( Ilraen gets a Very Odd Day series? Really? {X D

(( I am also slightly terrified of what happens when the M-rating kicks in. I'm perfectly happy not trying to picture the fine details of Andalite anatomy! Really! There are things man is not meant to know!

(( Really very amused, though. ^_^

~Neshomeh ))

  • Ilraen's Vacation (Part I)MotherShipper, Tue Sep 4 4:55pm
    I really liked what Lemony Eggnog wrote earlier, and after talking with them for a bit I got a FANTASTIC idea for a story! The first part's really boring filler but I promise it'll get better!... more
    • Re: Ilraen's Vacation (Part I)MotherShipper, Wed Sep 26 7:01pm
      At long last, it's here! Sorry this took so long, I had to do a lot of research for it to make sure I got everything right. Thanks to LemonyEggnog for the concrit on Part II, by the way! I promise... more
      • (( My brain hurts. Good job?? {X D )) (nm)Neshomeh, Thu Sep 27 2:04pm
      • Uhhh, okay?JessamintheCreed99, Wed Sep 26 7:25pm
        Like I don't know why you'd dedicate that to me I mean it's like animal sex!! That's just gross! Dedicate some hot gay Jacques/Zeb smut to me, please k and thank you. And you know Zeb is totes the... more
        • Jacques/Zeb?DuskWater, Fri Sep 28 1:05pm
          Eww, they so don't belong together!! Zeb/Dawn OTP 5ever!!!!! And Jacques/Luxury or Jacques/Dax or No I've got it Jacques/Nume!!! lol they'd be great together don't u think?? ~~**DW****~~
          • How about a ship that actually makes sense?Lemony Eggnog, Fri Sep 28 1:56pm
            Jacques/Jenni. I mean, duh. Come on! Or, if you wanna make it really fun, Jacques/Jenni/Luxury. If you want crack shipping, but also want to make it marginally plausible, this is the team you want!... more
            • ...Jacques/Jenny?DuskWater, Fri Sep 28 2:11pm
              ...wasn't she with Nume?? ................JACQUES/NUME/JENNI AMIRIGHT OR AMIRIGHT ~*~*~*DW~~~~*****
              • ((The Ultimate Noncanon Shipchain))Thoth, Fri Sep 28 9:26pm
                Lemme see if I can pull this off. Right, starting from one character, as many as possible, no canon ships allowed, some kind of logic to the madness...... more
                • (( Oh god, why is Fellrazer in there?! ))Neshomeh, Sat Sep 29 12:06am
                  Okay, so there is an occasion where Gall uses the disguise generator to turn him human for a mission, but that mission isn't even finished yet, let alone published! Put Gremlin in there instead.... more
                  • ((Well...))Thoth, Sat Sep 29 6:39am
                    Gall cares about her dragon, and Derik likes dragons, and misses his dragon and... Yeah, I was being deliberately awful with that.
            • ((And I'm going to blame this squarely on you :P Though also on me, I suppose--I'm the one who decided a while back that he does still sometimes go to FicPsych, even after having done the initial... more
              • (( At some point, sure! ))Neshomeh, Fri Sep 28 11:55pm
                I don't think I should take on a new project until I knock one or two current ones off my docket, but that sounds fun. ^_^ As for canonical plans, Jenni is in a relationship with Suicide until at... more
    • Ilraen's Vacation (Part II)MotherShipper, Mon Sep 10 10:06pm
      Hey, guys! I finished another part of my fic!! Unfortunately, because of Da Rulez here, I have to link to it instead. Enjoy! Link is NSFW GDoc
      • I am disappoint.Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 11 11:05am
        First, in response to your note: Okay but no. a) You didn't do that. I got that Ilraen was interested, but not even a hint of curiosity from Nume before the flowers. b) Even if you had, thinking... more
        • ok Flamer be that way!MotherShipper, Tue Sep 11 12:11pm
          ((Really, though, in case someone gets the wrong idea: Yeah, this very much isn't consent and it's terrible. Also, I maaaaay have lifted some of those descriptions straight out of Legendary Badfics.... more
      • o_o Well, one thing's for sure...<3<3<3, Tue Sep 11 10:18am
        Nume would NOT have tried it without that Bleepka! Is there such a thing as 'sexily girthy', though? I ask purely out of curiosity. This fic, on the whole, IS sexy - and it's only bestiality if the... more
      • Umm, okay...JessamintheCreed99, Tue Sep 11 10:07am
        You realize that this totally makes Nume a bestiality, right?
    • Should I apologize? — Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 4 11:34pm
    • Edit since I can't edit:MotherShipper, Tue Sep 4 4:58pm
      Hee, Internet usernames are so hard to get straight! ^_^ I didn't speak with Lemony Eggnog about this, but I did speak with someone else who had a similar idea.
      • I am cackling quietly. <3<3<3, Tue Sep 4 10:41pm
        One of my favorite tropes! You're all right, friend; you're all right.
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