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Lemony Eggnog
Iiiinteresting.
Sat Sep 8, 2018 12:38am
2601:241:102:47d0:a80e:f3ce:c593:8600

Okay... I'm with you so far. This is some kinda fantasy ABO AU. Sure. Why not?

I'm not sure it can touch anything that's canon about Agents Ix and Charlotte with a ten-foot pole, but at least it doesn't make me want to laugh until I puke. And it's mechanically sound, too.

If yon DimBulbDeadGlow is going to like the next part, though, I'll probably hate it. Alas.

--Lemony

  • Lord of the WolfsJessamintheCreed99, Thu Sep 6 4:09pm
    Faolan Marrok Randel Lycanis of House Lycanis, first of his name, the Untamed, Prince of the Forest and Werewolves, Lord of the Preylands, and Master of All He Surveyed, was having a bad day. His... more
    • Lord of the Wolfs Ch 2JessamintheCreed99, Sun Sep 9 2:52am
      Charlus pressed against Faolan's side when his father began shouting. "Absolutely not!" he said. "We let you werewolfs have your tributes but you are not taking my son!" "Keep your tributes," Faolan... more
      • Lord of the Wolfs Ch 3JessamintheCreed99, Mon Sep 10 12:08am
        ((Hi, Ix here. This is where things get bad, so I'll say it now: NSFW, terrible smut, trigger warnings for dubcon, general squickiness, and your general ABO badness. Chapter 3 is here .))
        • ((Try this link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AYp-8IB-2LIt5gQdN7b76x6C2C18mSWPTslMhr9Oljk/edit?usp=sharing For some reason bookmarks are just totally borked for my GDerps, so this links to the ... more
          • Thanks! I hate it. :DLemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 11 10:18am
            Well, now you've done a very unclever thing by introducing this "mate or die" thing. First of all, no wonder Omegas are rare if they up and kick the bucket whenever some haughty bastard of an Alpha... more
            • Ugh, youíre just a nother flamer.JessamintheCreed99, Tue Sep 11 6:47pm
              I canít believe I enjoyed your story earlier if you canít even appreciate the nuances of hot gay relationships. Like, for reals.
              • Of course she can't appreciate the nuances...ShadowMoonDarkSun, Tue Sep 11 7:09pm
                She writes them like they're lesbians. All love and purity, no savagery, hierarchy, or intense, physical expressions of love.
                • *dies laughing*Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 11 7:55pm
                  Right, that's it, Jennotary is definitely next on the docket. That or maybe G-Squared, which is less plausible but possibly more fun. In the meantime, here, have this educational illustration about... more
      • I don't hate it!Lemony Eggnog, Sun Sep 9 5:28pm
        Again, let's be clear: This is not a PPC fanfic. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Agents Ix Saibhir and Charlotte Webb. This is a good thing, because if you were actually trying to portray those... more
        • As usualShadowMoonDarkSun, Sun Sep 9 7:54pm
          ...Miss Sourmilk has everything wrong. This is a good fic, yes: it continues to establish Faolan's inherent superiority that will come to form the core of their relationship. But she still seems to... more
    • Iiiinteresting. — Lemony Eggnog, Sat Sep 8 12:38am
    • I like where this is going!ShadowMoonDarkSun, Fri Sep 7 12:59pm
      ABO, is, of course, a brilliant framework for understanding male-male interactions. This fic also starts off well by establishing Faolan's obvious superiority as the more masculine, dominant man.... more
      • I'm so glad you like it!JessamintheCreed99, Fri Sep 7 1:25pm
        Just you wait until the next chapter, you're going to love it!!!
    • Um kk but istn' Faolan and anderlight?JayBird, Thu Sep 6 4:48pm
      shes' Illian's grilfriend, right?! i tohughts anderlights were like snails or sumfin, and i'm SURR THeyr'e blu.
      • Umm no?JessamintheCreed99, Fri Sep 7 1:25pm
        Faolan is a werewolf, not whatever an anderlight is. Isn't Illian's girlfriend Constance anyway?
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