Lemony Eggnog
Thanks! I hate it. :D
Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:18am

Well, now you've done a very unclever thing by introducing this "mate or die" thing. First of all, no wonder Omegas are rare if they up and kick the bucket whenever some haughty bastard of an Alpha decides they are not appropriately pleased.

Second, you've killed any chance for real emotional intimacy to develop between the characters if Charlus is driven purely by the instinct to not goddamn die. It's like instant Stockhome Syndrome, just add moondew!

WTF is moondew, anyway? Off-brand Mountain Dew? Does Charlus smell like lemon-lime soda and a basement full of sweaty, desperate nerds?

*snerk* See, I can't even take this seriously anymore. You lose. Good day, sir/madam/starfish.


(( I Googled moondew, just on the principle of knowing what I was talking about. Apparently it's a plant from the Harry Potter video games. How 'bout that. Still sounds silly enough to deserve a little mockery, though. ^_~

(( Oh, and speaking of Stockholm Syndrome, "Thanks! I hate it" refers to Lindsay Ellis' video essay on the live-action Beauty and the Beast. Good stuff; I recommend it. Also her twothree-part breakdown of the Hobbit films.

~Neshomeh ))

  • ((Try this link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AYp-8IB-2LIt5gQdN7b76x6C2C18mSWPTslMhr9Oljk/edit?usp=sharing For some reason bookmarks are just totally borked for my GDerps, so this links to the ... more
    • Thanks! I hate it. :D — Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 11 10:18am
      • Ugh, youíre just a nother flamer.JessamintheCreed99, Tue Sep 11 6:47pm
        I canít believe I enjoyed your story earlier if you canít even appreciate the nuances of hot gay relationships. Like, for reals.
        • Of course she can't appreciate the nuances...ShadowMoonDarkSun, Tue Sep 11 7:09pm
          She writes them like they're lesbians. All love and purity, no savagery, hierarchy, or intense, physical expressions of love.
          • *dies laughing*Lemony Eggnog, Tue Sep 11 7:55pm
            Right, that's it, Jennotary is definitely next on the docket. That or maybe G-Squared, which is less plausible but possibly more fun. In the meantime, here, have this educational illustration about... more
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