Are you even paying attention?
Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:21am

The S.P.U.D. in PPC HQ stands for the Society for the Procuration of Ultimate Dominion. There were originally twelve of them, though now they are down to just four. They would never use the term Oldbies of themselves, though of course they have been around long enough to claim the title if they wished to. To them, anyone who hasn't been here at least since the LotR movies were coming out is a newbie.

We suppose some newbies on the Board might consider Phobos to be a sort-of Oldbie, but we at S.P.U.D. hold true to the original meaning of the term. Phobos is far too new to understand the true spirit of the PPC; he should submit to his wife and her fellow true Oldbies, as should we all.

  • Wait, wait, I'm confused.Lemony Eggnog, Mon Sep 17 3:38pm
    Does the in-universe PPC even have the same concept of "Oldbies" as the IRL PPC? Isn't it more like newbies and veterans? And doesn't surviving for like a year make you a veteran? How does this work? ... more
    • Are you even paying attention? — S.P.U.D., Tue Sep 18 4:21am
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