Snowy the Sane Fangirl
Forgive me, Boarders, for I have sinned
Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:31pm

There was some discussion on the Discord a while back of a phenomenon I like to refer to as "Rule 34.B", which states, "If it exists, there is a perplexingly provocative Halloween costume of it."

Our good friend Larfen J. Stocke, with his usual quick perception, proposed a fictional character for which no sexy Halloween costume exists. As it turns out, I have become so attached to my little rule that I had to rectify that at once.

I place at least 10% of the blame on Larf.

Without further ado, I present to you my Halloween project this year: The Sexy Sunflower Official Costume. (These pictures are somewhat NSFW and, in my opinion, somewhat disturbing. Bear that in mind.)

Thank you for viewing my project. In the absence of Bleeprin being a real thing, here is a picture of a kitten dressed as a bat.

    • Oh my freaking God! X'Dtwistedwindowpane, Sun Nov 4 8:34pm
      1. This was actually very funny. I didn't find that disturbing or attractive at all, just funny. Lucky me. 2. Isn't there a discouraged ship between the SO and the Marquis de Sod? Wonder what the... more
    • Pretty funny.Jacob175, Fri Nov 2 11:09pm
      Well, I can honestly say I would not have thought of doing something like that. Though I find it too silly to be disturbing.
    • Wow. Just wow.OpinionedAngel, Fri Nov 2 10:32pm
      Still, I can't help but be impressed and a bit disturbed... Also, is that body paint? If so, how long did it take to put on (and get off)?
    • And you call yourself sane! {X DNeshomeh, Thu Nov 1 1:42pm
      That is fabulous, fantastic work. And, am I imagining things, or is the bikini some sort of cactus print? ~Neshomeh
      • Nobody chooses their own name!Snowy the Not-Always-Entirely-Sane Fangirl, Fri Nov 2 1:07am
        Unless, I suppose, the name in question is an internet pseudonym. In that case, yes, I did choose my own name. Perhaps I should reconsider. But I'm glad you enjoyed it! Yes, that is indeed a cactus... more
        • May I put the picture on the wiki?Neshomeh, Sat Nov 10 8:35pm
          It occurred to me it would make an entertaining addition to the Rule 34 page. I understand if you'd rather not, though. {= ) ~Neshomeh
      • Wish.Snowy the Sane Fangirl, Thu Nov 1 9:29pm
        No better place for acquiring strange items at a reasonable price.
    • See? SEE?!?!Jaycacia Thornbyrd, Thu Nov 1 5:26am
      I TOLD you he was the hottness! I told you ALL but you wouldn't LISTIN!!!! And hes' even HOTTTER now hes' a SIDHE!! (tahts' how you spell 'she' acorrding to me beter u knoe) And NOW you will ALL HAFE ... more
    • You have some serious dedicationShade, Thu Nov 1 2:20am
      And quite possibly a bit to much time.
      • "All we can do..."Snowy the Sane Fangirl, Thu Nov 1 2:36am
        "... is decide what to do with the time that is given us." I'm not entirely sure it's what Tolkien meant, but I appear to be in possession of time and I chose to use it to assemble a Sexy Sunflower... more
    • I have no regrets for my partLarfen J. Stocke, esq., Wed Oct 31 10:59pm
      As I can have no regret for an earthquake, or a tsunami. An act of nature that, frankly, was inevitable, eventually. Snowy is a hero. Not the one we want, and definitely not the one we need. But a... more
    • There are no words for perfection.Iximaz, Wed Oct 31 10:50pm
      Actually, I do have one suggestion (which I made before, but still think it's worth saying): Sexy-up a suit (miniskirt or hotpants, a cropped suit blazer, tie tied way too loosely, etc). A+ work,... more
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