I get it now.
Sat May 13, 2017 11:24am

Trump doesn't really want to be President. He is upset that Comey told him three times that he wasn't under investigation. He's upset that the Democrats lost an election that "they should have won."

What he really wants is to be prosecuted and locked up, because only then will he not be able to eat two scoops of ice cream with his dessert while only allowing everyone else in the room one scoop. He doesn't like fat people. He doesn't like anyone who "eats like a pig." Therefore he is crying out for help. What he is really saying is, "Please.... lock me up, lock me up!!"