I do not pat anyone's ass
Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:34pm

Except my own....with a towel to dry off. Now it's been years since anyone patted mine. Old age is hell!

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    • I do not pat anyone's ass — PH☃☃EY, Sat Nov 25 5:34pm
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