Yeah, a porky gross tub of lard
Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:45am

who goes out of her way to look gross. On the other hand, hiring just one ugly porker would make the other girls (dare I use that term) look twice as voluptuous. Good thing it's just the meat allergy and not the color red. Otherwise, those kilts would have to either be removed or color changed whilst you are on premise. I wonder if there are twisted kilt restaurants in California.

  • ...she went in to ask for an application -- to see how they would react if a fat ugly pink-haired studded-faced woman tried to get a job there. I tip no more than I tip anywhere else -- 20%, rounded... more
    • Yeah, a porky gross tub of lard — PH🍒🍒EY, Wed Nov 29 9:45am
      • Two of the girls at "my" Kilt in Petersburg were selected to be on the Kilt Calendar. That was kinda cool. One of them was Andrea, who was my waitress once. By far the most beautiful girl I have ever ... more
      • LOL...Sprout, Wed Nov 29 9:51am
        It might make the customers who HAVE the attractive wait staff happy to have the service they are having, but it is NOT good for the customers the 'ugly porker' is serving because it fails to meet... more