Tuckerton Beach Grille
8 Track Attack Party ruined by filthy trucker
Sun Mar 4, 2018 05:02

Thank you to all that attended the 8 Track Attack Party last night. We wish to apologize for the inconvenience caused by the filthy trucker who came into the restaurant and spread anal drippings all over the dance floor. We have identified this individual as Paul J. Della'Zanna of Tuckerton. He was just released from a jail sentence for exposing himself on New Years Eve. He will not be allowed back into out establishment again.

We plan to reopen as soon as the filth is cleaned up and the stench removed. All persons attending the party will be given a drink coupon for your next visit.

    • What about the singing?8 Track Attack attendee , Mon Mar 5 04:22
      The smell was bad enough but when PaulDZ started singing "Mandy" at the top of his lungs I thought I was going to lose my lunch. Then he made everyone uncomfortable when he started crying like a baby ... more
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