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Mr Blair
An apology to the world from the United Kingdom
Thu Aug 30, 2018 16:09

On behalf of my forefathers in this fine nation of ours, I apologize for the discovery of the United States. What an awful place it is. Had we not sailed across the Atlantic and found it, there would be no PaulBZ. There would thus be no drain on the New Jersey Department for Mental Health and there would be no coarse, vulgar behavior as displayed by each and every overweight, dimwitted Yank who doesn't know if he or she wants a shit or a haircut.

To my fellow humans, on behalf of the founding fathers of the current-day world: I am sorry.

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