Eternal Wanderer
Sitting Properly
Thu Feb 16, 2017 15:22

Hello to the five people still checking this board, I have another Kayo Chan to post today, I don't think this one was as interesting as the last one though but I thought I'd post it anyway.

Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Kayo Mashiro.

There are so many lonely people about these days. I am working hard to help all of those lonely people. I am not yet fully qualified and a little naive, but please do tell me your troubles if you happen to see me. I endeavor to do everything in my ability to ensure that the problems of those who talk to me disappear. Please feel free to tell me talk to me anytime.

My fee? No, no. I don't ask for any money. My reward is merely the joy in knowing that the people who come to me for help leave feeling satisfied.

Right then, on to my next client...

Sports Hall.

It is already evening-time. The setting sun is casting long shadows.
The sports hall is deserted and enveloped in silence. High-pitched voices and a metal bat hitting a hard ball can be faintly heard in the distance.

A young boy let's off a big sigh. He cautiously looks around restlessly.

Upon confirming that there isn't anyone around, he relaxed his position from the traditional Japanese 'seiza' sitting position. (A sitting style where the legs are folded and placed beneath the body.) The boy spread his arms and legs out wide and lied down.

"Ah! Damn it... I can't take this anymore!"

And then he let off another sigh. It was at that very moment that someone thunderously shouted,

"Hey, you!"

The angry voice echoed in the deserted sports hall.

The boy jumped up in shock.

"Who said you could stop sitting in the seiza position?!"

In a panic, the boy quickly rearranged himself into the seiza sitting position.

The voice came from near the entrance of the sports hall. The girl had watched the boy get scolded for a while from afar. She smirked and had a fearless smile on her face.

The boy continued sitting in the seiza position. His face was sullen. He was secretly casting a curse on the high-handed teacher who put him there.



The boy looked surprised to be suddenly spoken to.

"What's wrong? What are you doing in a place like this?"

The boy looked at the girl who had suddenly appeared from nowhere with suspicion.

"What... Who are you?"

"I'm glad you asked!"

The girl rustled around in her pochette before taking something out.

"Here you are!"

She handed the boy a business card.

Although the boy was still suspicious, he took the business card. The card didn't list any contact addresses it telephone numbers. Instead, it purely said, 'Accepting all problems from the mind and body. Kayo Mashiro.'

"What the hell is this?!"

"It's my business card."

"What grade are you in?"

"Don't worry about things like that. Just tell me your request."


"Oh... You aren't very sharp, are you?! I am a friend to those in trouble."

"What are you saying?"

"It's my job. I help those who are in trouble. So... what's wrong? Why are you sitting in a place like this?"

"I was MADE to sit by that damn fool!"

The boy had changed his leg position a number of times during this short conversation.

"Looks painful."

"Shut up!"
"If it's OK with you, is like to show you a way of avoiding letting your legs go numb."

"Oh! Really?! I might just let you tell me that!"

"OK close your eyes."


As soon as the boy closed his eyes, something started to protrude from the boy's chest. The width of his shoulders became shorter and rounded, and his hair grew."

"Do the rules at this school state that girls hair length should be shoulder-length. "

"Hmm? I guess so."

"I guess it looks like this."

"Huh..? What are you talking about?"

"Yeah, yeah... just be quiet. OK! It's done! You can open your eyes now."

The boy had completely turned into a female student.

"Huh...?! Whoa! What the hell is this?!"

"Yeah, yeah... Don't move, don't move. OK? Like this."

Kayo changed the boys... or rather, the girls legs from the seiza sitting position to being spread out side by side.


The 'girl' sat in the so-called 'Tonbi-suwari' style, which is similar to that of the seiza style, but with both legs splayed out.

"What do you think? It doesn't hurt, right?"

The 'girl' was too dumbfounded to speak.

"This style sitting style is called 'Tonbara-suwari', and only girls are able to do it due to the shape of their pelvis. What do you think about it? It doesn't hurt, right? I guess it is being a little crafty, though."

"Ah... Ah...."

"No, no, don't worry about it. There's no need to say thank you. Just look at all the girls during the next assembly. I bet they are all being crafty and sitting like this."
The 'girl' was still gasping in surprise.

"Hmm... I see you are moved beyond words. It's OK, I understand. I guess you'll be fine sitting in the seiza position from now on, huh?"

Kayo looked at the 'girl' and pondered.

"Hmm... Seeing a girl in a boys school uniform is kind of viciously cute, but I think you should be really wearing this."

And, the school uniform started to change before their very eyes. The collar o the white shirt grew bigger, turned black, and a scarf appeared. The belt of the trousers disappeared, and the two tunnels surrounding the legs turned into one a skirt. The 'boy' had completely turned into a female junior high school student with a sailor-suit uniform."

This request was actually very easy. It's surprising how everyone doesn't know this kind of detailed knowledge. It can be applied to all aspects of life. Oh, but I did make one mistake. I think I did something bad to this particular client. After all, the school uniform for girls at that school isn't the sailor-suit uniform at all. They wear blazers. I apologize for my mistake. But, anyway, please do feel free to tell me if you have any problems. I might make a visit to your town next time. See you then!

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