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If God had wanted us to vote:
Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:23pm

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
~Will Rogers

    • I don't get it..... ~ Deplorable Otis, Fri Oct 21 9:47pm
      LOL......thanks shadow!
    • *golf clap* ~ Poppet, Wed Oct 19 9:14am
      I've heard a couple of these before, and laughed...because they're funny. Laughing now, too...but more as an alternative to crying (and banging my head against my desk).
      • We're a young nation and ~ shadow, Wed Oct 19 12:21pm
        have forgotten about the importance of bringing out the best in all of us. I think the internet has made it too easy not to. But don't bang your head; it won't help, either you or us. The world goes... more
        • And you're absolutely right: a single "flick of the magic wand" answer isn't how we're going to save this grand experiment in democracy. It just doesn't work that way. I'm not by nature a... more
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