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Deplorable Otis
Mon Oct 9, 2017 4:30pm

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me
terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times
before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the pharmacist and
demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,

"Just a minute, listen to my side of it.. This morning the alarm failed

to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and

hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with

both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys."
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."
"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for

me to open. I got the store opened and started waiting on these

people, all the time the darn phone was ringing."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash

register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the

phone was still ringing When I came up I cracked my head on the open

cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a

bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke"

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use
a rectal thermometer."

"Believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

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