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Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:49

Roy Rogers and Dale Evans lived on a ranch in the country. Roy bought a new, very expensive set of cowboy boots which he left on the front porch. Later he and Dale hear a commotion on the porch and go to investigate. They see a cougar running away with Roy's new boots. The cougar stops about 100 yards away and begins chewing on and eating the boots. Roy gets his rifle and shoots and kills the cougar. As he and Dale approach the carcass Dale taps Roy on the shoulder and says, "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?"

    • ???Don Cooper 437, Thu Jan 14 23:16
      Ate your new shoes? I thought it was chew your new shoes, as in Cattanooga-Chew-Chew.
      • Re: ???Larry, Sat Jan 16 10:15
        You thought wrong.
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