...the edge of the multiverse, Evaltrix Sparklesa watched, waiting. Her shining magical mirror reflected the inner sanctum of the Plot Protector Rangers, showing her the inner movements, right under their foolish leader's... er, petals, without him even being aware in the slightest.
It also showed her perfect golden curling hair, her lovely tanned skin, practiced smile, and crystal blue eyes and her fantastic outfit, which shimmered in the light exuding from her mirror.
It also showed that her bra was sticking out a bit, so she adjusted her boobs a little, before proceeding to laugh. It was elegant, beautiful, and evil.
"They will never guess what I have planned for them and their meddlesome, protective love of canon! I shall take the entire multiverse over and they shall not be able to do a thing!"
If the mirror projected sound as well as the view, she would have drowned out the siren call of the Ranger HQ's most urgent alert.
Um, hi? I'm not sure what to do... maybe I'll just stand over here in this corner... no one else wanted this corner, right? No, I'm not nervous. Why would you think that?
Greetings, fellow masked fighters for justice. Here, have some ridiculously over-detailed character sheets. I have around twenty or thirty of them around. Oh, wait. *scribbles some more information... more
Newbie Ranger Excitement Pink ran down the hallway, humming the PPR's theme song under her breath. "I'm gonna be the VERY BEST- LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS-" she warbled, almost an octave off-key. Her pink... more
Special Ranger Characterization Cobalt strutted through the hallway, ignoring everything around her because she was completely focused on writing down lists and sketches and diagrams, muttering... more
General Ranger Shipping Orange emerges from behind Cobalt. "Have you thought of the ships already?" She looks at the extensive notes. "Have you? Also, do you like Yellow?"
Characterization Cobalt turns around, just now realizing she has company. "Bwuh? Oh. These?" She holds up a piece of paper that barely has any more space left on it with a wide grin. "Just a... more
"A pairing of two characters," General Ranger Black Genner answered, coming out of a room connected to the hallway. "Shippers are infamous for pairing up characters that would never actually get... more
Orange smiles and starts zoning out. "It's about the possibilities. They're as endless as the ocean. Who fits, who doesn't? How will it play out?" She continues to stare straight forward.
Meanwhile, Cobalt frantically scribbled down even more notes on various sheets, now concerning her fellow Sentai members. She then stopped, stared at the pieces of paper and frowned. "Oh no. No no no ... more
With a whimper, Cobalt held up some of the sheets - they were almost entirely filled with notes and arrows crammed together so tightly that perhaps only Cobalt was able to read it. "I ran out of... more
"I don't see why it matters who's dating who." Newbie Ranger Nonchalant Green pokes his head out of his a door, yawning loudly. He rubs his eyes tiredly. "I also don't see why this conversation has... more
Pink considered it for a microsecond. "Well, I like Cobalt! She's a nice person!" she said. "I think we could be friends!" She obviously did not understand the true meaning of 'pairing'.
"Well it matters to me!" Red interjected, walking through the door with her hands crossed over her chest. "There's no way I'm being paired with any of you! No exceptions!"
"What the-" Red stammered. "Who are you? Get off of me!" She attempted to pry off the pink limbs that were wrapped around her body. "I'm Red, if you must know." she said, brushing off some... more
Purple looked at a series of flashing screens. "So, what exactly are we doing now? Should we be training or fighting someone? I don't even know what kind of weapon or robot I'm supposed to have."
"Well," said Red slowly "there is that large map on the wall behind you, with everything we could ever need neatly color-coded. Other than that, no, I don't know where any maps are."