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Gall Knutson, DMS
Hmm.
Sun Nov 23, 2014 14:10
50.158.20.160

Apparently this exists? Dunno if it does anything for me, but whatev.

Skyrim is awesome and totally counts. The Nords shoulda taken a page out of Berk's book, teamed up with the dragons, and laid fiery waste to the Empire and the Thalmor. Problem solved.

  • I don't know any Viking music.Agent Gremlin, DBS, Sun Nov 23 03:36
    Wait. Does the theme from Skyrim count? 'Cause that'd be pretty awesome sex music too.
    • Hmm. — Gall Knutson, DMS, Sun Nov 23 14:10
      • Gonna go with Skyrim.Agent Gremlin, DBS, Sun Nov 23 20:19
        I'll try to yell "FUS RO DAH" as I climax for maximum effect. It's either gonna be awesome or totally horrible while still being a little awesome at the same time.
        • Haha, killer.Gall Knutson, DMS, Sun Nov 23 21:34
          So who's the lucky biped getting a taste of your Unrelenting Force?
          • What, you think I'd kiss and tell?Agent Gremlin, DBS, Mon Nov 24 10:08
            You're right. I totally would. I'm pretty sure you've met her before. She picked me up a few times after those AHAIRQL games we had back in 2012. You remember, right? Or were you too concussed to... more
            • The one with the huge melons?Gall Knutson, DMS, Mon Nov 24 12:57
              Or wait, do you mean the other one, whatsherface? I didn't know you guys hooked up! I probably was concussed. Wouldn't be the first time, or the last. Ugh, I can't stand that you're beating me at... more
              • There was a chick with huge melons?Agent Gremlin, DBS, Mon Nov 24 15:50
                I really was concussed. No memory of her whatsoever. No, I'm talking about my partner. The skinny one with blue hair and a big coat. We started going "officially" round near the end of last year.... more
                • Yup.Gall Knutson, DMS, Tue Nov 25 09:59
                  I think she might've been a townie. I'm not into boobs, but sometimes you just can't help but notice, ya know? Hang on, it's starting to come back to me now. There was definitely drinking going on.... more
                  • Deal.PoorCynic, Wed Nov 26 16:11
                    Meet you at Rudi's in fifteen. Bring money this time. ((Agreed on both points. I'm not sure whether being around these two while they drink would be hilarious or slightly terrifying. Or maybe both.... more
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