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At the next table over...
Fri Feb 20, 2015 14:59
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((this is canon, BTW))
Ami watched the rambunctious angel bemusedly. "I can't believe you seriously thought that guy was Pit," she remarked to their guest.

"He looked the same! I was just as much of a Sue back then!" she said defensively. "Give me a break!"

Miguel laughed quietly. "Maybe when you stop being an easy target, Vi." He dealt ten white cards each to Chris, Ami, and the girl, before taking ten for himself. "All right, gang. Ten rounds, no stalling, no whining, no card trades. Let's play. The first black card is..." He turned over a black card, looked at it, and snickered. "'A new study shows that blank helps you live longer.'"

Ami looked at her hand carefully. She must have drawn some really strange cards, because she promptly put her hand next to her (empty) teacup and buried her face in her hooves.

"Offended already, Ami?" Chris chuckled. He passed a random white card to Miguel. "Maybe we should play Apples to Apples next time."

"It's not my fault if they thought it was funny to put weird creepy things in this game," the pony replied without looking up.

Vi passed the card on her far right to Miguel. "You're supposed to pick whatever you think is funniest," she said.

"Thanks," Ami shrugged. She concentrated, and a card on the left side teleported out of her hand and in front of Miguel. (Face down, of course.)

Miguel smiled at the girls. "What have we got here...?" He turned over Chris' card. "'The Force.' Well, you're not wrong." Ami's card. "'Necrophilia'...?" He ate half a bar of Bleepolate before turning over Vi's card. "And 'YouTube'. Chris, you get this round's Awesome Point and are now the Card Czar."

"Excellent," Chris said in his best Mr. Burns voice. He drew a white card and passed another to Ami and Vi, respectively. "The next black card is..." He turned it over. "'Where does Batman get all those toys?'"

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