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"Oh, hi, Cupid!"
Fri Feb 20, 2015 20:47
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Vi giggled awkwardly and waved back. "There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. I haven't been assigned yet; the Floating Hyacinth said she'll decide once my Glitter level is below 100." She discreetly passed a white card to Chris.

"Not that we mind, you understand," Ami piped up. "It's actually quite nice, having an angel around. She's a really good listener, for one thing. And have you tried her chocolate curry rice? It shouldn't possibly work, but somehow it tastes amazing!"

Chris nodded. "Darn right. By the way, Ami, pass a white card or forfeit this round."

"Oh, right." The pony sheepishly passed a white card to Chris, as did Miguel. "Also, to answer your question, sir, that is the right word." (She would later wonder how in all the worlds a dinosaur had gotten into the PPC, and how she'd brought herself to talk to it instead of running away.)

Chris turned over Miguel's white card. "'An argument with Richard Dawkins', I have no clue who that is..." Vi's card. "'Red velvet cake'..." Ami's card. "And 'A rip in the space-time continuum'. Ami, you get the Awesome Point and Card Czar privileges."

Ami hoof-bumped Vi and magically distributed new white cards (as well as taking the black card). "OK, next question...'I heard blank and blank are going to be on Broadway!'"

  • Cupid ignored Owen as he looked around...SkarmorySilver, Fri Feb 20 18:29
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    • "Oh, hi, Cupid!" — Anonymous, Fri Feb 20 20:47
      • "Don't worry," Ripper smiled. "I won't bite..."SkarmorySilver, Fri Feb 20 22:54
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        • "Ooo, Jurassic Park!" Miguel grinned broadly.eatpraylove, Sat Feb 21 15:00
          "I loved that movie as a kid! I'm Miguel, by the way, nice to meet you. My horned friend over here is Ami--" she waved at Cupid and Ripper "--and the guy in the red hat is Chris. Cupid, we'll deal... more
          • "Floor ice cream gives you health! *hic*"SkarmorySilver, Mon Feb 23 16:50
            ...Cupid cheered, earning odd looks from the others. He picked up his drinks and headed over to the seat they'd opened up for him. "...Are you sure you're in the proper state to play?" Ripper asked... more
            • Chris facepalmed. "You just had to say it."eatpraylove, Mon Feb 23 18:43
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              • "Medium rare, marinated in beechnut oil and garnished with magnolia flowers and cycad fronds." The waiter looked at him, a little confused, but shrugged, jotted down the order, and moved away. "I... more
                • "Oh, you mean our missions?"eatpraylove, Fri Feb 27 09:15
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                  • ((Pardon me for being late...))SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 01:58
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                    • ((You're fine.))eatpraylove, Thu Mar 5 15:16
                      The slightly horrified silence from the rest of the table was palpable. "...Good to know," said Ami, looking slightly pale. "Let's see what you guys chose." She turned over Miguel's card. "'Space... more
                      • "Alright!" Cupid cheered.SkarmorySilver, Fri Mar 6 16:19
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                        • "You never know, Cupid," said Ami.eatpraylove, Sun Mar 8 21:20
                          "Maybe whoever the next one is will run track to keep her lovely hourglass figure. Ooo! And then she could save the day by running an eight-minute mile to the bad guys' hideout and disable their... more
                          • The male angel drew a card as well...SkarmorySilver, Sun Mar 8 22:09
                            ...before taking another swig of Bleeport. "Whaddya mean, V.R. will be the Card Czar? I'm perfectly fine! *hic*" "My guess is that you do not handle fermented substances well," Ripper said calmly.... more
                            • "Wait a minute..."eatpraylove, Wed Mar 11 23:04
                              "You said earlier that you didn't see why an eight-minute mile in a Disney Princess movie was funny, so you must know at least the basics of Cards Against Humanity," said Miguel suspiciously. "How do ... more
                              • "...sounds like something I honestly do not understand. Though that may be due to my mentality being different than that of a human." The Deinonychus scratched behind his ear with his killing claw,... more
                                • Violet shook her head.eatpraylove, Fri Mar 20 09:28
                                  "Ripper just admitted he doesn't understand humor. I don't think letting him play would be a good idea." Ami smiled gratefully. "Hey, Miguel, are you still playing?" "Bwuh? Oh, yeah, thanks." Miguel... more
      • ((Ack! Forgot my username!)) (nm)eatpraylove, Fri Feb 20 20:47
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