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"Don't worry," Ripper smiled. "I won't bite..."
Fri Feb 20, 2015 22:54

"...unless, of course, you happen to be weak and unfit for survival, and I don't believe that to be the case. I am Velociripper, by the way. I hail from the Jurassic Park continuum, and like your angel packmate, I too am recovering from my past life as a Gary Stu, albeit an antagonistic one in my original homefic."
"Oooh, is that Cards Against Humanity?" Cupid interjected. "I love that game! Got room for one more?"
Ripper let out a rasping noise that sounded like a chuckle, shaking his head with a toothy smirk. "You are still a wandering lone male, Cupid. I don't think challenging a member of an existing pack would be a smart idea."
"Oh come on, it's just a game!" the angel insisted. "It's not like there's gonna be any fighting for dominance or stuff like that. Anyway, what are your names? Aside from V.R., I mean!..."

  • "Oh, hi, Cupid!"Anonymous, Fri Feb 20 20:47
    Vi giggled awkwardly and waved back. "There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. I haven't been assigned yet; the Floating Hyacinth said she'll decide once my Glitter level is below 100." She... more
    • "Don't worry," Ripper smiled. "I won't bite..." — SkarmorySilver, Fri Feb 20 22:54
      • "Ooo, Jurassic Park!" Miguel grinned broadly.eatpraylove, Sat Feb 21 15:00
        "I loved that movie as a kid! I'm Miguel, by the way, nice to meet you. My horned friend over here is Ami--" she waved at Cupid and Ripper "--and the guy in the red hat is Chris. Cupid, we'll deal... more
        • "Floor ice cream gives you health! *hic*"SkarmorySilver, Mon Feb 23 16:50
          ...Cupid cheered, earning odd looks from the others. He picked up his drinks and headed over to the seat they'd opened up for him. "...Are you sure you're in the proper state to play?" Ripper asked... more
          • Chris facepalmed. "You just had to say it."eatpraylove, Mon Feb 23 18:43
            "Also, since I have no idea what 'floor ice cream' is..." He flagged down a nearby waiter. "Excuse me, could we get a medium pepperoni pizza, please?" He raised an eyebrow but wrote down Chris' order ... more
            • "Medium rare, marinated in beechnut oil and garnished with magnolia flowers and cycad fronds." The waiter looked at him, a little confused, but shrugged, jotted down the order, and moved away. "I... more
              • "Oh, you mean our missions?"eatpraylove, Fri Feb 27 09:15
                "Not too bad, considering we've only killed two Sues so for," Ami replied. "The hardest part about them is training Miguel and Violet, I think. Chris and I have read a lot of mission reports over HQ... more
                • ((Pardon me for being late...))SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 01:58
                  "You have an Aquarius Blade?" asked Cupid eagerly, taking a card from his own hand and passing it to Ami. "Awesome! I've got an Angel Bow myself, along with some Guardian Orbitars and a Ninja Palm.... more
                  • ((You're fine.))eatpraylove, Thu Mar 5 15:16
                    The slightly horrified silence from the rest of the table was palpable. "...Good to know," said Ami, looking slightly pale. "Let's see what you guys chose." She turned over Miguel's card. "'Space... more
                    • "Alright!" Cupid cheered.SkarmorySilver, Fri Mar 6 16:19
                      "Though I honestly have no idea how an eight-minute mile would play a major role in a Disney princess movie... Didn't they stop making those, anyway?" "Trust me, humans will never stop licensing... more
                      • "You never know, Cupid," said Ami.eatpraylove, Sun Mar 8 21:20
                        "Maybe whoever the next one is will run track to keep her lovely hourglass figure. Ooo! And then she could save the day by running an eight-minute mile to the bad guys' hideout and disable their... more
                        • The male angel drew a card as well...SkarmorySilver, Sun Mar 8 22:09
                          ...before taking another swig of Bleeport. "Whaddya mean, V.R. will be the Card Czar? I'm perfectly fine! *hic*" "My guess is that you do not handle fermented substances well," Ripper said calmly.... more
                          • "Wait a minute..."eatpraylove, Wed Mar 11 23:04
                            "You said earlier that you didn't see why an eight-minute mile in a Disney Princess movie was funny, so you must know at least the basics of Cards Against Humanity," said Miguel suspiciously. "How do ... more
                            • "...sounds like something I honestly do not understand. Though that may be due to my mentality being different than that of a human." The Deinonychus scratched behind his ear with his killing claw,... more
                              • Violet shook her head.eatpraylove, Fri Mar 20 09:28
                                "Ripper just admitted he doesn't understand humor. I don't think letting him play would be a good idea." Ami smiled gratefully. "Hey, Miguel, are you still playing?" "Bwuh? Oh, yeah, thanks." Miguel... more
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