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"Ooo, Jurassic Park!" Miguel grinned broadly.
Sat Feb 21, 2015 15:00

"I loved that movie as a kid! I'm Miguel, by the way, nice to meet you. My horned friend over here is Ami--" she waved at Cupid and Ripper "--and the guy in the red hat is Chris. Cupid, we'll deal you in after this round." He passed Ami two white cards.

"Jurassic Park...?" Vi said thoughtfully. "Isn't that the one where they resurrect dinosaurs from, like, ancient mosquito blood and then everything goes kablooey?"

Miguel nodded. "I have to wonder, though; since dinosaurs are-slash-were so dangerous, why don't newly-resurrected fossil Pokemon go all 'Dinosaur SMASH' on their trainers?"

"They're only level five when resurrected, if I remember right," Chris pointed out, passing two random white cards to Ami. "Also, two of the successes are unevolved. That only leaves Aerodactyl as a potential threat. And while I won't deny that Aerodactyl are scary, let me repeat: Level five."

Violet frowned at her hand, picked two at random, and handed them to Ami. "...I have no idea what you're talking about, but okay. I'll roll with it."

"Let's see what we've chosen," said Ami. She turned over Chris' cards. "'A literal Dragon' and 'Pink elephants'. Oh, good grief." Violet's cards. "'Michael Keaton' and 'Insect-like aliens'? That sounds hilarious!" Miguel's cards. "And 'Kazoo serenades' and 'All the people.' Miguel, the Awesome Point goes to you."

Miguel smiled. "Thanks, but...we'll need to start the game over now that Cupid's in. It wouldn't be fair to him otherwise, you see. Ami, would you...?"

Ami's horn gained a blue aura. "No problem, buddy." She levitated every single white and black card back to their respective decks before shuffling them.

Chris moved his chair to the left. "Pull up a chair and sit with us, Cupid. You've eaten, right?"

  • "Don't worry," Ripper smiled. "I won't bite..."SkarmorySilver, Fri Feb 20 22:54
    "...unless, of course, you happen to be weak and unfit for survival, and I don't believe that to be the case. I am Velociripper, by the way. I hail from the Jurassic Park continuum, and like your... more
    • "Ooo, Jurassic Park!" Miguel grinned broadly. — eatpraylove, Sat Feb 21 15:00
      • "Floor ice cream gives you health! *hic*"SkarmorySilver, Mon Feb 23 16:50
        ...Cupid cheered, earning odd looks from the others. He picked up his drinks and headed over to the seat they'd opened up for him. "...Are you sure you're in the proper state to play?" Ripper asked... more
        • Chris facepalmed. "You just had to say it."eatpraylove, Mon Feb 23 18:43
          "Also, since I have no idea what 'floor ice cream' is..." He flagged down a nearby waiter. "Excuse me, could we get a medium pepperoni pizza, please?" He raised an eyebrow but wrote down Chris' order ... more
          • "Medium rare, marinated in beechnut oil and garnished with magnolia flowers and cycad fronds." The waiter looked at him, a little confused, but shrugged, jotted down the order, and moved away. "I... more
            • "Oh, you mean our missions?"eatpraylove, Fri Feb 27 09:15
              "Not too bad, considering we've only killed two Sues so for," Ami replied. "The hardest part about them is training Miguel and Violet, I think. Chris and I have read a lot of mission reports over HQ... more
              • ((Pardon me for being late...))SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 01:58
                "You have an Aquarius Blade?" asked Cupid eagerly, taking a card from his own hand and passing it to Ami. "Awesome! I've got an Angel Bow myself, along with some Guardian Orbitars and a Ninja Palm.... more
                • ((You're fine.))eatpraylove, Thu Mar 5 15:16
                  The slightly horrified silence from the rest of the table was palpable. "...Good to know," said Ami, looking slightly pale. "Let's see what you guys chose." She turned over Miguel's card. "'Space... more
                  • "Alright!" Cupid cheered.SkarmorySilver, Fri Mar 6 16:19
                    "Though I honestly have no idea how an eight-minute mile would play a major role in a Disney princess movie... Didn't they stop making those, anyway?" "Trust me, humans will never stop licensing... more
                    • "You never know, Cupid," said Ami.eatpraylove, Sun Mar 8 21:20
                      "Maybe whoever the next one is will run track to keep her lovely hourglass figure. Ooo! And then she could save the day by running an eight-minute mile to the bad guys' hideout and disable their... more
                      • The male angel drew a card as well...SkarmorySilver, Sun Mar 8 22:09
                        ...before taking another swig of Bleeport. "Whaddya mean, V.R. will be the Card Czar? I'm perfectly fine! *hic*" "My guess is that you do not handle fermented substances well," Ripper said calmly.... more
                        • "Wait a minute..."eatpraylove, Wed Mar 11 23:04
                          "You said earlier that you didn't see why an eight-minute mile in a Disney Princess movie was funny, so you must know at least the basics of Cards Against Humanity," said Miguel suspiciously. "How do ... more
                          • "...sounds like something I honestly do not understand. Though that may be due to my mentality being different than that of a human." The Deinonychus scratched behind his ear with his killing claw,... more
                            • Violet shook her head.eatpraylove, Fri Mar 20 09:28
                              "Ripper just admitted he doesn't understand humor. I don't think letting him play would be a good idea." Ami smiled gratefully. "Hey, Miguel, are you still playing?" "Bwuh? Oh, yeah, thanks." Miguel... more
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