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"I would also like an Edmontosaurus sirloin," said Ripper.
Tue Feb 24, 2015 18:03

"Medium rare, marinated in beechnut oil and garnished with magnolia flowers and cycad fronds."
The waiter looked at him, a little confused, but shrugged, jotted down the order, and moved away.
"I have been meaning to try the cuisine of the Hell Creek Formation for quite some time," the raptor said when Cupid looked at him with a completely vapid "I have no idea what you just said" expression. "I told Falchion that part of my original motivation was a change from the routine, and if I can't rebel against the current authority, I suppose a sampling of North American Maastrichtian dining would suffice."
"For someone who once tried to bring about the extinction of humanity, you sound rather classy," the angel said with a smirk and a slight slur, before taking another swig of Bleeport.
Ripper blinked his yellow eyes at him. "You know?"
"Yeah. Sarah told me about you when she related her homefic to me a while ago. I mean, wow, eleven different continuua? How did you even survive?"
"I would have died," Ripper said flatly. "I have Falchion to thank for giving me a second chance. Though I do have to wonder..." He turned to Chris and Ami. "How has the hunting been for you three as of late?"

((And while we're at it, our could relate their previous missions to each other, just to keep each other up to speed. We could do that while the game is being played! :D))

  • Chris facepalmed. "You just had to say it."eatpraylove, Mon Feb 23 18:43
    "Also, since I have no idea what 'floor ice cream' is..." He flagged down a nearby waiter. "Excuse me, could we get a medium pepperoni pizza, please?" He raised an eyebrow but wrote down Chris' order ... more
    • "I would also like an Edmontosaurus sirloin," said Ripper. — SkarmorySilver, Tue Feb 24 18:03
      • "Oh, you mean our missions?"eatpraylove, Fri Feb 27 09:15
        "Not too bad, considering we've only killed two Sues so for," Ami replied. "The hardest part about them is training Miguel and Violet, I think. Chris and I have read a lot of mission reports over HQ... more
        • ((Pardon me for being late...))SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 01:58
          "You have an Aquarius Blade?" asked Cupid eagerly, taking a card from his own hand and passing it to Ami. "Awesome! I've got an Angel Bow myself, along with some Guardian Orbitars and a Ninja Palm.... more
          • ((You're fine.))eatpraylove, Thu Mar 5 15:16
            The slightly horrified silence from the rest of the table was palpable. "...Good to know," said Ami, looking slightly pale. "Let's see what you guys chose." She turned over Miguel's card. "'Space... more
            • "Alright!" Cupid cheered.SkarmorySilver, Fri Mar 6 16:19
              "Though I honestly have no idea how an eight-minute mile would play a major role in a Disney princess movie... Didn't they stop making those, anyway?" "Trust me, humans will never stop licensing... more
              • "You never know, Cupid," said Ami.eatpraylove, Sun Mar 8 21:20
                "Maybe whoever the next one is will run track to keep her lovely hourglass figure. Ooo! And then she could save the day by running an eight-minute mile to the bad guys' hideout and disable their... more
                • The male angel drew a card as well...SkarmorySilver, Sun Mar 8 22:09
                  ...before taking another swig of Bleeport. "Whaddya mean, V.R. will be the Card Czar? I'm perfectly fine! *hic*" "My guess is that you do not handle fermented substances well," Ripper said calmly.... more
                  • "Wait a minute..."eatpraylove, Wed Mar 11 23:04
                    "You said earlier that you didn't see why an eight-minute mile in a Disney Princess movie was funny, so you must know at least the basics of Cards Against Humanity," said Miguel suspiciously. "How do ... more
                    • "...sounds like something I honestly do not understand. Though that may be due to my mentality being different than that of a human." The Deinonychus scratched behind his ear with his killing claw,... more
                      • Violet shook her head.eatpraylove, Fri Mar 20 09:28
                        "Ripper just admitted he doesn't understand humor. I don't think letting him play would be a good idea." Ami smiled gratefully. "Hey, Miguel, are you still playing?" "Bwuh? Oh, yeah, thanks." Miguel... more
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