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SkarmorySilver
"Sounds painful," Falchion replied.
Tue Feb 24, 2015 18:11
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"I mean, getting caught in a trap and being forced to watch all of that. At least there aren't gonna be any more cloned Shaymins, right?... right?..."
Deciding he had nothing better to do, he flagged down the waiter who had taken the pizza order for Chris and Ami's table and requested some Unfezant Parmesan and a bowl of Mago Berries.
"Funny you should ask," he said to Benoît once the waiter had left. "I think I just heard my new angel friend bring up my very first mission. Yeah, like he said, eleven different continua at once isn't my idea of a good time. But that's not all..."
He looked around to make sure nobody was hearing, and then leaned his armored head in a little closer. "My author was the one who wrote that guano-fest, though in his defense, it was a couple of years ago, and it took a lot of people calling him out on all the Tauros-dung he was producing over the years to get him to stop and think about what he was doing."
He sighed and preened his bladed wing. "Too bad that didn't happen in time to save the badfic. The ending especially was just horrible - I mean, I had no idea it would end up becoming so gruesome. I'll never forget the sight of that one villainous character replacement getting torn to bits by the baby T. rexes from the third Ice Age movie."

  • "Well, 'fun' is subjective..."SeaTurtle, Mon Feb 23 19:15
    Benoît sighed. "Like I said, we busted a Shaymin cloning op in the Courtyard earlier today. A group of agents went into one of the Pokémon films and took DNA samples from a load of Shaymin. They then ... more
    • "Sounds painful," Falchion replied. — SkarmorySilver, Tue Feb 24 18:11
      • "Baby T-Rexes...?"SeaTurtle, Tue Feb 24 21:57
        "And you missioned a badfic with eleven crossed continua?" Benoît could only stare blankly at the table in disbelief. "I'm so happy I signed up for DIA. I don't think I could ever bring myself to... more
        • "I'm pretty sure it's already been archived."SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 02:02
          "The Hyacinth will probably know about what happened to it, so you might want to ask her instead." Falchion clicked his sharp beak, wondering if he should've ordered a diet soda along with his meal.... more
          • "Oh, man. Shape-shifters are the worst."SeaTurtle, Tue Mar 3 15:07
            "Just last week there was this Potterverse metamorph-something Sue that fell into HQ and tried to infiltrate DMS thinking she could dismantle it from the inside. Granted, she didn't make it very far... more
            • "I guess it was just that one mission..."SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 15:44
              "...into that one horrifying MLP fic involving a homicidal replacement of Big Mac. Again, Rayner was the one who was there and not me, but yeah. I guess that experience alone must've been truly... more
              • "Actually, she's still alive."SeaTurtle, Tue Mar 3 16:47
                "The Patrol officers managed to talk her down and convince her to surrender. She's in DMSE&R right now helping them test out who knows what." Benoît idly stirred his soup with his spoon. "Come to... more
                • "Actually, no..."SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 22:43
                  "I only just met him - I've known Ripper much longer myself." He motioned his beaked head towards the Deinonychus sitting nearby. "The angel's name is Cupid, by the way. As for Rayner, he's a... more
                  • "And more importantly, is it anime-verse or game -verse? I imagine that the former must have a lot more visitors than the latter. Though I have to admit that keeping a dragon in a Poké Ball isn't... more
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