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((Pardon me for being late...))
Tue Mar 3, 2015 01:58

"You have an Aquarius Blade?" asked Cupid eagerly, taking a card from his own hand and passing it to Ami. "Awesome! I've got an Angel Bow myself, along with some Guardian Orbitars and a Ninja Palm. Though that may be because my abilities are inspired by Pit's Smash Bros. moveset and allow for more than one weapon. So, what do our cards say, huh?"
"I'll pretend I understood what you said," Ripper said dryly. "Because I honestly don't. Anyway, I've had only one mission myself. Falchion took me into a Pokemon badfic, accompanied by Rina and Randa, and we spent the day stalking some rather... passionate replacements of the Team Rocket duo along with a duplicate of Gary Oak. Additionally, I have already told V.R. shortly afterward that I dealt with a pretentious replacement of Ash."
"You... dealt with him?" asked Cupid skeptically.
Ripper licked his chops wistfully. "Correct. He made the best meat on the bone I ever had the fortune to have - and I am sure that he won't be missed."
The brown-haired angel scooted his chair away from him slightly, realizing what the feathered hunter had meant almost immediately.

  • "Oh, you mean our missions?"eatpraylove, Fri Feb 27 09:15
    "Not too bad, considering we've only killed two Sues so for," Ami replied. "The hardest part about them is training Miguel and Violet, I think. Chris and I have read a lot of mission reports over HQ... more
    • ((Pardon me for being late...)) — SkarmorySilver, Tue Mar 3 01:58
      • ((You're fine.))eatpraylove, Thu Mar 5 15:16
        The slightly horrified silence from the rest of the table was palpable. "...Good to know," said Ami, looking slightly pale. "Let's see what you guys chose." She turned over Miguel's card. "'Space... more
        • "Alright!" Cupid cheered.SkarmorySilver, Fri Mar 6 16:19
          "Though I honestly have no idea how an eight-minute mile would play a major role in a Disney princess movie... Didn't they stop making those, anyway?" "Trust me, humans will never stop licensing... more
          • "You never know, Cupid," said Ami.eatpraylove, Sun Mar 8 21:20
            "Maybe whoever the next one is will run track to keep her lovely hourglass figure. Ooo! And then she could save the day by running an eight-minute mile to the bad guys' hideout and disable their... more
            • The male angel drew a card as well...SkarmorySilver, Sun Mar 8 22:09
              ...before taking another swig of Bleeport. "Whaddya mean, V.R. will be the Card Czar? I'm perfectly fine! *hic*" "My guess is that you do not handle fermented substances well," Ripper said calmly.... more
              • "Wait a minute..."eatpraylove, Wed Mar 11 23:04
                "You said earlier that you didn't see why an eight-minute mile in a Disney Princess movie was funny, so you must know at least the basics of Cards Against Humanity," said Miguel suspiciously. "How do ... more
                • "...sounds like something I honestly do not understand. Though that may be due to my mentality being different than that of a human." The Deinonychus scratched behind his ear with his killing claw,... more
                  • Violet shook her head.eatpraylove, Fri Mar 20 09:28
                    "Ripper just admitted he doesn't understand humor. I don't think letting him play would be a good idea." Ami smiled gratefully. "Hey, Miguel, are you still playing?" "Bwuh? Oh, yeah, thanks." Miguel... more
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