Kala sat up and stretched.
Wed Mar 25, 2015 22:37

"Ouch. Thankfully, nobody's touching Kimihito Kurusu. Though Valon says that in Monster Musume badfic, he tends to get swapped with someone else. Apparently, one of the replacements for the main man was Harry Potter."

She grinned slightly, nowhere near the size of a Valon grin. "Valon tries to convince people that he's asexual, but he can't stop staring at pictures of Jinx. The League of Legends character, that is. Still, Luna Lovegood is apparently his favorite Harry Potter character, and, well... I've noticed that Valon tends to be hazardous to character replacements. Our first one got eaten by a slime."

  • Even as Zeb left, Rina was sweating.Iximaz, Wed Mar 25 22:29
    "Um, Lust Objects?" she said quickly. "Yeah, sooner or later he'll get a mission involving one. My very first one involved the Sue going after my primary LO. It wasn't pretty." ((So awkward RPing... more
    • Kala sat up and stretched. — Voyd, Wed Mar 25 22:37
      • "That sounds... lovely."Iximaz, Wed Mar 25 22:44
        At least she wasn't talking about disembowelment, Rina thought. She glanced at Zeb, who seemed to be occupied with chatting up the other three agents, then cast another frightened look at the Notary. ... more
        • "Sure, go ahead."Voyd, Wed Mar 25 22:46
          "I do apologize for Valon's comment. He's not normally >that insane. Usually, I'm the needlessly violent one."
          • "Sounds a bit like me, actually,"Iximaz, Wed Mar 25 22:50
            Rina said as she quickly slid into her seat. "I think my tendency to burn down every uncanon location we see scares my partner just a little bit." She paused. "Before you ask, no, I'm DMS, not DOGA."
            • "Heh."Voyd, Wed Mar 25 22:54
              "Valon likes fire, but only because it looks pretty to him. He's the kind of guy that finds beauty in everything. Apparently, this includes the mini in our RC that looks like a gorilla with skin... more
              • Rina nodded and glanced at the newcomer.Iximaz, Wed Mar 25 23:01
                Something about him smelled different, but she couldn't place— She glanced over her shoulder at the Notary and took a sniff, just to be sure. Yep, same scent. So that's what they'd meant about... more
                • "We have three minis."Voyd, Wed Mar 25 23:08
                  "One of them is actually from my home continuum, Monster Musume. She's a tiny slime, and she's really affectionate. We also have a mini-Brawler from Prototype, that being the cancerous gorilla I... more
                  • "Really."SeaTurtle, Wed Mar 25 23:34
                    The Guardsman didn't look impressed. He crossed his arms, drumming his fingers on his bicep. "From the top, if you please. Explain to me why vivisection is an appropriate method of execu--" That girl ... more
                    • "N-no, it's not a disguise," she stammered. "I mean, it was, and then it wasn't. I mean—" She took a deep breath and rubbed her eyes. Retelling the story never got any easier, it seemed. "Long story... more
                      • The Guardsman cocked his head. SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 00:01
                        Even if she wasn't a Gallifreyan native, her case certainly was interesting. He'd been told about agents pulling off stunts like these but he never thought he'd meet one in the flesh. "What, do you... more
                        • The Notary jerked awake.Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 06:29
                          "Hm? Wha?" People. There were people . Well, allegedly. She wasn't on her own any more, she wasn't- That thought got clamped down on as hard as she could. Over there was the Guardsman, she could tell ... more
                        • "Emiranlanoamar?"Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 00:18
                          Rina's relief was so visible it was almost embarrassing. "Oh, thank goodness, Desdendelle told me about you, but things kept coming up and I've been so busy with refiling paperwork I haven't had the... more
                          • A Mage and a Drone enter the bar.Desdendelle, Thu Mar 26 03:02
                            “So I used the Stu’s laser rifle against him — it is amusing how many of them think CREWs are the best weapon there is — and simply reflected the shots back with a field. He never knew what hit him.” ... more
                            • Rina shrugged and nodded. "Um, sure, I guess..." She scooted over to make room, wondering why these people wanted to sit at this table when there were so many empty ones in the bar. "Do you guys know ... more
                              • The Guardsman scooted out of the way...SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 09:45
                                ...to let the Mage and the Drone sit at the table. "Nah, never met these guys. Go on and sit; I'm fine with standing," said the former soldier, eyeing Kala. He turned back to Rina. "Pleased to meet... more
                                • "..."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 10:01
                                  The Notary reached into the pocket of her robe and, after dumping several apples, a pink sock with eyes and a peculiar wig, and a glittery meat skewer on the floor next to her, ascertained that her... more
                                  • ...and stalked over as best she could (her current regeneration didn't really do stalking very well. It was something she missed, and refused to admit out loud that she couldn't do). She had... more
                                    • "And what fresh joy is this?"Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 12:23
                                      "Make it quick, Reader, whatever your conundrum is; I have an appointment with the local firewater for which I have no intention of being late. I'm probably going to regret not having prepared some... more
                                      • "You're not going anywhere," said the Guardsman.SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 12:48
                                        He had released the Notary and was busy scanning her body with his laser screwdriver. "You just suffered what might be a traumatic head injury and moving might make it worse. Now sit still while I... more
                                        • She turned away from the Notary momentarily, and shook the Guardsman's hand. "I'm the Reader. DIC. It's a pleasure." Remembering the Notary, her scowl returned. "Notary, I just got back from two... more
                                          • ((Sorry for disappearing...))Desdendelle, Fri Mar 27 12:30
                                            ((Internet went kablooey a while ago, using a backup connection.)) The Mage and the Drone ignored the Notary. Pointedly, some may say. “No, we have not met. I am Navare and this is my partner Amris.” ... more
                                          • ((... For real?))Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 18:50
                                            ((I mean, she's a blast to write for, especially now that she has a proper backstory (which is getting explored in my next mission, Coming Soon, hype hype), but people missing her? And, um, missing... more
                                            • ((Also...))DawnFire, Thu Mar 26 22:46
                                              ((I kind of assumed that the Reader was just glaring and tapping her foot and getting soundly ignored by the Notary. That is, uh, the rp moved forward, so I'm going with that being what the Reader... more
                                            • ((Yup! I'm serious.))DawnFire, Thu Mar 26 22:13
                                              ((I was on the Board when she was first created, and have watched what bits of her backstory exist so far come to light. My agents wouldn't miss her, but I did! Didn't realize until she started... more
                                        • "It's so sweet that you care."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 13:34
                                          "However, I am obviously fine. It will take more than moderate head trauma to keep me from any duties; the new one has met my associate, she'll be able to tell you about what goes on in my RC." The... more
                                          • "Yeah, yeah."SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 14:53
                                            The Guardsman looked away from the Reader to check his screwdriver's interface. "Mmh. Nothing but bruises. You're lucky," he said as he pocketed his tool and stood up. "Most people would've had... more
                                            • "That's Lola," Rina said without thinking.Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 15:01
                                              She clapped her hands over her mouth, but it was too late.
                                              • "Lola?"SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 15:10
                                                "You mean she had a companion at some point? Unbelievable." The Guardsman absentmindedly rubbed the back of his head. "Wait a second. How much do you know about her?" he asked Rina.
                                                • "Uhhh..."Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 15:24
                                                  Rina swallowed, not at all pleased to be so close to the Notary. "I'm not really sure... I mean, it was all jumbled images that I got when I..." she mumbled something that sounded like "Headbutted... more
                                                  • The Guardian facepalmed. SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 15:32
                                                    "Look, touch telepathy is something that should only be done if you know what you're doing. It can backfire on you if you're not prepared. Promise me you're not going to do that again, OK? Right."... more
                                                    • The Notary was indeed doing just that.Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 18:45
                                                      Mostly she was fuming in outraged amazement that someone knew and had seen and knew and knew and knew - She shot to her feet with a noise like a collapsible tent unfolding and turned the kind of... more
                                                      • Kala, who had previously said nothing...Voyd, Thu Mar 26 20:26
                                                        ...now shot a glare at the Notary. "And here I thought I had anger management issues." She stood up angrily; while not very tall, Kala was still a very large menace toward anyone she was angry at. "I ... more
                                                        • "Yes, thank you for your input."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 20:32
                                                          "I'm sure we're all very grateful, and I'm equally sure you have somewhere to scuttle off to. Have you considered a bath? No, clearly not. I mean, how would you get out?"
                                                          • *snap*Voyd, Thu Mar 26 20:37
                                                            That was all it took. Kala threw herself screeching at the Notary. Seven feet and four hundred pounds of furious scorpion is not something to be ignored.
                                                            • Funny thing about broken neuralysers...Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 21:01
                                                              They have a tendency to go off at suboptimal intervals. The Notary was a planner, a common enough trait in any bureaucrat worth their rubber stamp. That included a mental inventory of DIA standard... more
                                                              • Meanwhile...Voyd, Thu Mar 26 22:11
                                                                Valon had been too dumbstruck by the sheer nerve of the Notary to properly respond when Kala charged her. After the dust had settled, he turned to Rina. "Did not think someone could be that horrible. ... more
                                                              • ...the Guardsman stowed his radio without having to use it and ran off after the Notary, adjusting his body camera to make sure it registered everything. He wasn't afraid of the Notary's reports but... more
                                                              • Unfortunately for Kala...Voyd, Thu Mar 26 21:06
                                                                Her size and weight left a lot of momentum. Her charge continued uninterrupted, and she crashed into the opposite wall. She reeled away from the wall, apparently unharmed. "Urgh... what just... more
                                                            • ((Since Kala's personality at this moment is "RAWR HURT THING THAT MAKE MAD," you can easily predict what she'll try to do. If the Notary manages to stop her, or if she gets pinned by the giant bug,... more
                                                      • Behind the Notary's back...SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 19:57
                                                        ...the Guardsman quietly reached into his coat's pocket and withdrew his laser screwdriver. He pointed it at the sleeve in which the Notary had stowed her neuralyzer and sent a locking command to the ... more
                                                        • The Notary just looked at him.Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 20:22
                                                          Well, she might have been looking at something she was scraping off her shoe. "You will have a full report on my actions here, as well as your lack of respect for personal privacy or property,... more
                                                          • As the Notary withdrew, the Guardsman laughed.SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 20:57
                                                            "Have fun writing the forms!" He looked down at his chest and checked his body camera. "Yeah, it I got everything on tape," he muttered to himself. "Who does she think she is anyway? I just looked at ... more
                                                      • "Did she just... neuralyze a tribble?"Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 19:21
                                                        Rina stared after the Notary for a moment before shaking her head. "You know what, I don't care. I'm just glad she's gone."
                                                        • The Guardsman strode back into the pub...SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 22:46
                                                          ...and made his way back to Rina, water dripping all over the place. "Sorry about that incident. Even if she's a stuck-up bureaucrat she's still a PPC agent-- and we're supposed to Serve and Protect. ... more
                                                          • Well, two things, really. Er, one and a half. The Notary was checking through the Guardsman's registered equipment list to make sure she hadn't missed anything, and promptly started having a... more
                                                          • "Oh, is that what's causing it?"Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 23:58
                                                            "I just havent been able to make sense of it! And I haven't had a chance to talk to anyone other than the Notary and the Librarian, no time to go to the Canon Library and find books, and I haven't... more
                                                            • "Yeah, sure."SeaTurtle, Fri Mar 27 08:35
                                                              "You got questions, I've got answers," said the Guardsman. "Well, most of the time. If you asked me how to fix a TARDIS I could show you that but you'd need..." He scratched his chin. "Say... a... more
                                                              • "Hey, I go on tangents all the time."Iximaz, Fri Mar 27 08:40
                                                                Rina gave the Guardsman a weak smile and handed him his laser screwdriver. "Here, you kind of threw this." "Anyway, I think I turned eighteen a few days ago, but it's hard to be sure. Doc Fitz said... more
                                                                • "Yessiree. You got time, though."SeaTurtle, Sat Mar 28 11:32
                                                                  "Provided you don't pull a Doctor and blow through over half of your regenerations in the span of a millennium you can easily live to be several thousand years old and only use up... say... five or... more
                                                          • Valon grinned; no psychosis this time.Voyd, Thu Mar 26 22:50
                                                            "Hiya! I'm Valon Vance, DF. My partner's the one who just juggernauted her way into the wall. Uh, why are you wet?"
                                                            • "The Notary tried to fry my cameras..."SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 22:56
                                                              "...with some sort of magic water or something. She honestly thinks she can get away by writing bogus complaints because people talk to her. Well, let's just say her complaint isn't going to go very... more
                                                              • "Vivisection?"Voyd, Thu Mar 26 23:12
                                                                Valon honestly seemed confused. "If this is about the turtle in the Cafeteria, I had no way of knowing it was still alive." ((Valon got a visit from the Gods of Retcon; the vivisection no longer... more
                                                    • "Promise," Rina mumbled.Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 15:53
                                                      ((Eh, not really much to say on my end until Scape takes a turn))
                                                      • ((Erm...))Voyd, Thu Mar 26 20:04
                                                        ((There seems to be important things happening. I suppose now would be a bad time for Kala or Valon to cut in?))
                                                    • ((*Guardsman, dammit.)) (nm)SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 15:32
                                            • Valon noticed the Guardsman.Voyd, Thu Mar 26 14:59
                                              He screwed up his face in concentration. "I feel like I should know who you are and be terrified, but hey, what do I know?" At this, the mini in Valon's arms wriggled out of his grasp and approached... more
                                • "Uh, well..."Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 09:56
                                  Rina scratched her ear, looking sheepish. "I'm still trying to get used to both. To be honest, the time-sense thing is more than a little distracti-" The Notary walked past at that point, and Rina... more
                                  • Valon returned to the bar.Voyd, Thu Mar 26 11:46
                                    He was sporting a big black eye, he was carrying a small, cheerful-looking blob, and he looked horribly confused. "Uh... can anyone tell me why I left the bar? And why my left eye hurts? And why I... more
                  • Rina gave Valon a frightened glanceIximaz, Wed Mar 25 23:17
                    and decided to keep talking to Kala. "Tribbles are these little fluffy creatures from Star Trek , about yea big—" She motioned with her hands. "—and they eat everything in sight. 50% of their... more
                    • "Hm, never really got into Star Trek, that was always more my dad's thing." Before he said anything else, Kala shot him a glare, and Valon remembered why he'd been stung. "... ah. Right. I'm going to ... more
                      • "It wasn't his fault he freaked me out."Iximaz, Wed Mar 25 23:31
                        "Well, I mean, it kind of was, but he couldn't have known about it..." Rina swallowed. "I'm just... just a bit twitchy about disembowelment..." She realized her leg was jittering and forced it to... more
                        • Kala's eyes widened.Voyd, Wed Mar 25 23:40
                          "Oh God... I didn't read the report... I didn't know that's what happened to you. Seriously, stop by RC 211 sometime. Valon doesn't get out much, and he needs people to talk to besides me. That, and... more
                          • "I-I'll think about it."Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 00:01
                            "As long as he promises to never bring that up again." She couldn't suppress a shudder.
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