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Voyd
*snap*
Thu Mar 26, 2015 20:37
74.140.141.108

That was all it took. Kala threw herself screeching at the Notary. Seven feet and four hundred pounds of furious scorpion is not something to be ignored.

  • "Yes, thank you for your input."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 20:32
    "I'm sure we're all very grateful, and I'm equally sure you have somewhere to scuttle off to. Have you considered a bath? No, clearly not. I mean, how would you get out?"
    • *snap* — Voyd, Thu Mar 26 20:37
      • Funny thing about broken neuralysers...Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 21:01
        They have a tendency to go off at suboptimal intervals. The Notary was a planner, a common enough trait in any bureaucrat worth their rubber stamp. That included a mental inventory of DIA standard... more
        • Meanwhile...Voyd, Thu Mar 26 22:11
          Valon had been too dumbstruck by the sheer nerve of the Notary to properly respond when Kala charged her. After the dust had settled, he turned to Rina. "Did not think someone could be that horrible. ... more
        • ...the Guardsman stowed his radio without having to use it and ran off after the Notary, adjusting his body camera to make sure it registered everything. He wasn't afraid of the Notary's reports but... more
          • "I was there. It may have escaped your notice."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 21:27
            If it seemed like she was counting under her breath, she was. If it seemed like she was wincing as she moved, well, she was. You try hiding stuff when you're in that kind of pain. "Since you have... more
            • "Nice try."SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 21:35
              "Also: let's add vandalizing DIA property to your little list of offences," he said as he zapped the body camera with his laser screwdriver in an attempt to salvage the file. "My, aren't we in... more
              • "I'm afraid I don't recall that taking place."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 21:57
                "I merely sent a request that your department run an external diagnostic scan at the exact time of the automatic upload. You, however, have just deliberately and conspicuously messed with your... more
                • "Well played, Antrilovorasilendar."SeaTurtle, Thu Mar 26 22:22
                  The Guardsman wrung out his tricorn hat and plopped it back on his head. "But I'll still have the last laugh." He turned around and walked back to Rudi's while dripping water all over the floor. He... more
        • Unfortunately for Kala...Voyd, Thu Mar 26 21:06
          Her size and weight left a lot of momentum. Her charge continued uninterrupted, and she crashed into the opposite wall. She reeled away from the wall, apparently unharmed. "Urgh... what just... more
          • Just as the Notary left, somewhat inevitably...Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 21:09
            Wobbles unicycled through the door holding a pizza. "Uh, ma'am? Your, uh, your hair's on fire."
            • Sumisu had noticed before Kala did.Voyd, Thu Mar 26 21:29
              The mini-Suu climbed up on Kala's head and smothered the fire. "... I have a ridiculous watery hat on now, don't I?" The cheerful vibes exuded by the mini calmed her down quickly enough. ((If you're... more
              • "Oh dear, was she here?"Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 21:32
                "I really wish she wouldn't drink so much. She gets awful tetchy."
                • "Was who here?"Voyd, Thu Mar 26 21:37
                  "I remember this guard dude getting ticked at this lady in fancy robes, and the next thing I know, I'm careening toward a wall. Why..." Kala took a moment to piece things together. "Ah. The lady in... more
                  • "Oh, she does."Scapegrace, Thu Mar 26 22:00
                    "In and out of Medical. It's kind of sad. I think she does it deliberately, you know, to..." Wobbles shrugged, always a dicey proposition from atop a unicycle. "To get hurt."
                    • "Huh?"Voyd, Thu Mar 26 22:06
                      "Surely she's realized that someone... like, for instance, me ... could go overboard and actually kill her? My stinger can only paralyze, but I've got two giant pincers that could take the head off a ... more
                      • "I'm Wobbles the Clown!" =oDScapegrace, Thu Mar 26 22:09
                        "Floaters, partnered with the Notary. I... guess one day I'll figure out why. But yeah, she knows that she could be killed by the wrong person and, well, uh... you ever heard of the phrase 's-word by ... more
                        • That gave Kala pause.Voyd, Thu Mar 26 22:22
                          "She's... suicidal? She doesn't seem the type..."
                          • "No, she doesn't. Wouldn't quite blame her if she was, though, the Time War wasn't exactly fun." She shook her head, and focused properly on Wobbles, wondering absently how the human was managing to... more
                            • "It's just her way."Scapegrace, Fri Mar 27 05:47
                              "She makes herself as unapproachable as she can, I think, 'cause of the non-awful her. Uh, I mean, this is all definitely just conjecture, you understand. Wouldn't want anybody to get the wrong idea... more
                              • How the human had managed to make a Balloon Eye of Harmony while staying balanced on a unicycle, all in the time it took for the pizza box to go up and come back down again, was entirely beyond her.... more
                                • "Glad ya like it!"Scapegrace, Fri Mar 27 13:33
                                  Wobbles wasn't one of the more observant people, at least unless she chose to be. At the moment, she had other things on her mind - the Notary's coming war with the Guardsman chief among them - so... more
                                  • The human had to mean well. There was no way she didn't. It still rankled. She chose to focus on the woman's words instead. "Friends! Yes. I have them." She eyed the clown. "Exactly how did you... more
                                    • "No clue. Like, at all."Scapegrace, Fri Mar 27 19:40
                                      "I just... it comes natural, y'know? Like seeing. You don't have to get taught it. I mean, I remember being taught, and being good at it, but..." Wobbles trailed off and chewed pensively on a slice... more
      • ((Since Kala's personality at this moment is "RAWR HURT THING THAT MAKE MAD," you can easily predict what she'll try to do. If the Notary manages to stop her, or if she gets pinned by the giant bug,... more
        • ((You do realize certain neurotoxins...)Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 20:58
          ((Work differently on Time Lords due to physiology differences? Kala might be in trouble.))
          • ((What kind of trouble?))Voyd, Thu Mar 26 21:00
            ((Trouble as in she accidentally buffs the Notary, or trouble as in she kills her?))
            • ((Who knows? Maybe nothing.))Iximaz, Thu Mar 26 21:05
              "Stop! Stop it!" Rina jumped out of her seat and grabbed hold of Kala's tail, clinging on for dear life. "So help me, I'll take your tail off!" ((Hey, she might be scared of the Notary, but... more
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