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Kalen spat on the table.
Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:49

"We're from the worst department in the multiverse."

"We're from Bad Slash," Arinellya said, producing a scrap of linen from somewhere and wiping the tiny splatter of saliva. "Kalen just dislikes it because he doesn't get to kill things very often." She smiled, fiddling with one of her neck tendrils. "Of course, we usually put in requests for missions involving replacements. We don't get out of our response center much save for missions. The last time we tried to go anywhere, Kalen nearly killed a Security Dandelion."

"What, ya never know!" Kalen cried, drawing his tiny rapier and pointing it at his partner. "Ya get some pretty freaky plants in the Feywild! Most of 'em love to eat pixies!" He fluttered up to perch on the rim of his mug, procured a cup made from a hollowed-out acorn, and filled it up before taking a large swig and belching loudly.

Arinellya sighed and gave Kozar a 'see what I have to put up with?' look.

((Maybe the Reader can try to drag Rina away from the Guardsman? She probably won't be too happy at first, but that's part of the fun!))

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