Without much warning...
Sun Apr 19, 2015 19:01

A short young woman with horns bounced in right next to Zeb.

"Hiya! I'm Gabby, DMS. Whatcha up to?"

"GABBY, DO NOT SURPRISE OUR FELLOW AGENTS." The synthetic voice came from a strange yellow mantis that stood a full two heads taller than Rina would. "I APOLOGIZE IF MY PARTNER STARTLED YOU. MY NAME IS CHAKKIK, OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MARY SUES."

  • "Uh-oh."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 18:38
    Rina smiled sympathetically at the young woman. "You probably fell through a plothole. Um, you might want to sit down, it's a pretty long story about this pl—" Zeb swallowed and grinned. "You're in... more
    • "Can we start at the beginning?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:07
      For the time being the woman would prefer to stand, at least until she knew more about what exactly was going on. The rigidity of her stance was at least something familiar. It would also allow her... more
      • "Maybe I can answer that," said Meryem...SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 19:12
        ...pulling up beside the woman. "Technically, you're literally in the middle of nowhere. The Courtyard is this weird dimensional bubble that doesn't belong to any Word World per se. It's not quite a... more
        • "Perhaps we can start with..."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:57
          "What planet are we on?" This was clearly not Coruscant.
          • "Ow, dude."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 19:25
            Buck flattened his ears on his head. "Go easy on the Hyper Voice. You're gonna make our eardrums bleed..." Meryem rubbed her ears through her hijab and addressed the newcomer: "Oh, so you're a video... more
            • "MAYBE... THIS CAn... that is perfect." Chakkik addressed Meryem. "i have found little difficulty thus far. i flatter myself that i am rather intelligent, and my partner is far, far stronger than you ... more
              • "Dragon? Nice."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 19:35
                "Was it an easy takedown or did it get messy? And--" Meryem froze. "And you don't really want to turn around right now because the lady behind you pulled a blaster on you. Looks like your partner is... more
          • "Zeb and I just fell through plotholes."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 19:23
            "Albeit under... different circumstances." Rina offered a cookie to the newcomer. "Look, maybe we can help you understand what's happening if you tell us where you're from."
            • She puts the weapon away for the moment...[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:36
              The creature seemed to be sentient at the least. There seemed to be even a degree of rationality to it. She was still not going to trust it. She turned down the food, she was not hungry at the time.... more
              • "corellia... hmm."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 19:39
                Chakkik addressed the newcomer. "i have heard that name in passing somewhere. does your home universe feature an order of magical peacekeepers with swords made of light? as an added note, my name is... more
                • "Magical Peacekeepers?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:49
                  Bria, assumed the one called Chakkik meant the Jedi. She scoffed at the thought. "Peacekeepers? If you mean warriors using their abilities to wage a galaxy wide war, then yes." When she had left her... more
                  • "it seems we have a star wars native."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 20:01
                    "your home universe is the subject of a very famous series of films. alas, my partner and i have yet to see them." Chakkik looked... well, as thoughtful as a giant mantis could. "perhaps you could... more
                    • "Series of Films?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:07
                      "You mean like a documentary?" She thought for a moment, it could provide a golden opportunity and invaluable for the war effort. "Perhaps I may take you up on that offer." She still would not trust... more
                      • "but i should inform you, because i see something odd in your eyes. we are not permitted to change what happens in a story. in fact, our organization exists to stamp out poorly-thought-out changes to ... more
                        • "I do not know what you mean."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:26
                          She said innocently. "You aren't accusing little old me of anything are you?" She offers a soft smile. "We've only just met and you're accusing me?" She said playfully, "I'm insulted." She said,... more
                          • "after all, you pulled a weapon on me without provocation. i suspect you would mistrust someone who did the same."
                            • "Yeah, sorry about that..."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:39
                              "I have itchy reflexes." After all, one had to in her line of work. "You just reminded me of a creature that has a tendency to eat people." Her voice trails off, a hint of sadness in her voice, "In... more
                              • "if my appearance frightens you..."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 20:48
                                "... the protectors of the plot continuum have access to technology that allows us to alter our form. gabby, you have the disguise generator." Gabby pulled an antique calculator out of her pocket.... more
                                • "That is some impressive technology"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:55
                                  "I imagine it could quite useful." She said, while running through possible applications It might make me obsolete she thought. "Now your friend," she says looking at Gabby. "What exactly is she? She ... more
                                  • "She is a hobgoblin."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 21:02
                                    "She may look rather young, albeit with rather large mammary protrusions, but Gabby is very, very strong. I daresay she may be stronger than myself, even in my natural form."
                                    • "That's...an interesting description."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 21:05
                                      "That strong you say?" She laughs a bit. "I once saw a man try to wrestle a Wookiee. It did not go well for him. So I'll keep that in mind."
    • "Man, sure is nice out here."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 19:03
      Meryem walked along the tree-lined path, gazing at the trees. "This is a whole lot better than winter. Ugh, I can't stand snow. Or the cold," she said to the Lucario next to her. "Really?" said Owen. ... more
      • Zeb looke up in surprise.Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 19:56
        "Owen! Hello!" He scooted over to give the Lucario a place to sit if he so desired. "Life's been, ah... Well, it's been interesting, as of late. But how about you?"
        • "Not too shabby."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 21:26
          "Corridors get a bit hectic every now and then but eh, we manage," said Owen as he kneeled beside Zeb. "Congratulations again on that spectacular Legendary kill, Rookie. I knew you had it in you!... more
          • No more nightmares? For real? He'd never have to revisit Iron Island in his sleep, never have to relive watching his old teammates die, never see Rina bleeding out on the floor again... He paused,... more
            • "She having bad dreams too?" he whispered. "By all means: go ahead, Rookie. Arceus' mane, you're a real bleeding heart aren't you? You're really too good of a guy to be working here. Ah, Buck.... more
              • Zeb said, totally oblivious to the double meaning. "Rina and I have bunk beds, see, which are narrow enough to begin with, and we probably wouldn't fit on one together very well." He twirled the... more
                • "Ignore Owen, Zeb."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:25
                  "He's just trying to be edgy," said Buck, smiling. "As much as he would like it, he's not the super-independent tough guy he thinks he is. He just wants attention from--" "Shut your face, Skiddo,"... more
                  • "Can you not talk?" Zeb asked.Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 22:33
                    "Sorry, rude question. Um, I said something about agents needing to look out for each other and they got into an argument about affection? And then they started teasing each other. I think. That... more
                    • The Zorua jotted down another note.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:45
                      "Born mute. Nothing Medical can do about it. Thanks for answering my question." He flipped a page. "My name is Tacitus. How do you do?" Tacitus paused as he watched Owen get thrown into the air by... more
                      • "I'm doing well, thank you."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 22:50
                        Zeb watched with Tacitus as the two fighting Pokémon seemed to give it up. "You know, I'm probably not the best person to ask since I've, you know, only just met you. I suppose you must find... more
                        • Tacitus tilted his head from side to side.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:56
                          "They found me wandering HQ and helped me get a job here. I owe them a favour. They seem to fight a lot. It is strange. They have a Trainer, I do not. Maybe that is why they are so odd."
                          • "I used to have a trainer, myself."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 22:59
                            Zeb said defensively. "Trainer-raised Pokémon are no stranger than wild Pokémon."
                            • Tacitus shook his head.SeaTurtle, Mon Apr 20 15:25
                              "You obey orders. A Trainer commands you to act a certain way and you do not question them. You are not free." He looked up when the Notary approached and his fur stood on end. "Run." he scribbled on ... more
                              • "He was."Iximaz, Mon Apr 20 15:43
                                Zeb noticed the Notary and how still his partner had gone. If he'd been in his normal form, electricity would have been crackling in his mane. "I'm sorry, please excuse me for a moment..." When he... more
                                • "Whadda expect?" said Owen.SeaTurtle , Mon Apr 20 21:17
                                  "She got known in DIA for trying to report that Time Lord in Special Response for harassment and whatnot. He later sent some sort of video footage direct from his brain as evidence against the... more
                                  • Zeb stared at the Lucario, who seemed content to laugh at his partners' terror. "It's a good thing they're just regular bugs and not Bug types! They could have been severely hurt otherwise. Or they... more
                                    • Owen grinned. SeaTurtle, Mon Apr 20 22:11
                                      "That's why they've got me," he said, spreading his arms wide. "I take the hits, they mop up the rest. It's a team effort, yeah? ...even if Buck is a massive narcoleptic unevolved fraidy-cat and... more
                                      • Zeb's hands clenched into fists.Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 06:02
                                        "Their fear is nothing to laugh at, either," he said through his teeth. "How would you feel if you didn't take something that worried them seriously and they died as a result? What would you do... more
                                        • "By Arceus. Control yourself, Rookie."SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 21 10:54
                                          Owen offered Zeb a handkerchief from one of his vest's pockets. "It's not okay for a grown-ass adult to have a breakdown in public like this. Keep it together." He cleared his throat. "Besides,... more
                                          • "You know something?"Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 11:11
                                            Zeb gave Owen a twisted smile, ignoring the offered handkerchief. "You remind me of me, before I joined the PPC. You think you're the toughest guy around, and you've got reason to believe it, too.... more
                                            • "I look forward to it!"SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 21 11:30
                                              Owen's grin widened to a snarl. "Then I'll be able so see what Buck and Max and Victoria can do. They've come so far under Ben's tutelage. I'm sure that they won't fail to impress him. Besides, I'm... more
                                              • Zeb stared at Owen for a long time.Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 11:32
                                                After a while, he finally said, "You're completely mad."
                                                • "Thank you. I heard that it helps around here."SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 21 13:02
                                                  Owen barked with laughter. "After all, you have to be crazy to run after creatures which are by definition superior to you in every single aspect. Like, did you hear about Officer Pham? Three days... more
                                                  • "I heard about that."Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 13:43
                                                    Zeb looked somber. "My partner's brother is an intern in DoSAT. We're just relieved it wasn't him." He sighed and rubbed his eyes. "I only stay here because I have nowhere else to go, and I suppose... more
                                                    • "He's looking to have some experience with patrolling, search-and-rescue, and containing dangerous situations all while working with his Pokémon team. The PPC is a great place to do that. Ben is... more
                                                      • "I... I'm not really sure."Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 14:28
                                                        Zeb sighed and sat back. "I never really thought about doing anything else, really. I mean, the POC gave me a second chance; I figured I must've been blown through that plothole for a reason. I... more
                                                        • Owen shook his head.SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 21 21:11
                                                          "Bleeding heart. You're such a bleeding heart. You fell though that plothole because of a freak accident, not because of fate or a 'reason' or even being given a second chance. You just lucked out,... more
                                                          • Zeb opened his mouth—Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 21:19
                                                            —likely to tell Owen something he'd regret— when the Fletchinder appeared. "Oh, hello again, Tacitus," Zeb said, turning away from Owen. "I can't blame you for not wanting to meet the Notary. I've... more
                                                            • The disguised Zorua nodded.SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 21 22:15
                                                              "A horrible woman by all accounts. There is an information broker in DoI who is attempting to put together a file on her. She has had little success so far-- almost no information of the Notary... more
                                                              • "Kind of?"Iximaz, Tue Apr 21 22:25
                                                                Zeb shrugged. "I mean, she's rude and stuck-up enough as it is, but I'm mostly mad ather for what she did to my partner. Long story short, Rina was delirious and the Notary abandoned her in a... more
                                                                • Tacitus nodded.SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 21 22:39
                                                                  "She most definitely can, but..." The Zorua's eyes narrowed. "My friend isn't without morals. She will not sell you this information if you have malicious intentions. You and your partner are the... more
    • Without much warning... — Voyd, Sun Apr 19 19:01
      • The woman...[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:17
        Quickly draws a small holdout blaster and points it at the mantis thing. "A talking Acklay?" Her brow furrows. "It could be worse, at least its only one Acklay. I've been in worse situations." Like... more
        • "Hey! Point that away from my partner!"Voyd, Sun Apr 19 19:21
          Gabby didn't look pleased when the newcomer pulled her weapon. "He might be a lousy cheating jerk who always wins video games, but he's still my friend!"
          • "The last time..."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:29
            "I came face to face with something like that, it was trying to eat me." She said. She was not ready to put down the weapon just yet. A strange place and what she though was a talking Acklay was not... more
            • Gabby pulled out a laptop.Voyd, Sun Apr 19 19:32
              "Nope, League of Legends! I can show you how it works if you're interested." If the newcomer was good at reading expressions, Gabby seemed very sincere and friendly.
              • The woman ensures her weapon was holstered[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:42
                "No thank you." Bria Zend, the cover identity she was using nwo, did not have time for games. She looked over the woman. She seemed, naďve, almost. She looks to the device the woman was using. `"What ... more
                • "It's a computer!"Voyd, Sun Apr 19 19:47
                  "I'm guessing you're from a very high-tech world."
                  • "Levels of technology are relative."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 19:52
                    "But it appears our technology is more advanced than yours." She looks around, "Have the people here even discovered space travel?"
                    • Gabby looked somewhat sheepish. "Some agents are from worlds with a lot of space travel, Chak and me just aren't."
                      • "Just the moon?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:16
                        "There is nothing quite like it." She paused for a second, a bit of pride crept into her voice. "I even managed the Kessel Run in 15 parsecs." She shrugs, "Sure it isn't the best, I once ran it... more
                        • Rina looked around.Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 20:30
                          "Okay, I just have to point this out. How do you manage to make a run like that in any number of parsecs unless you took a shortcut? Parsecs measure distance, not time."
                          • "I did"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:43
                            She says nonchalantly, "I skirted the Maw Cluster. As I said, and Astro Droid I had with me at the time suggested I could cut the cluster closer, but I did not want to push my luck." She shrugged,... more
                            • "Wait a second, the Maw Cluster?"Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 20:51
                              Rina's eyes went huge. "As in, the cluster of black holes near Kessel? And you went right up to them?" She looked rather impressed. "That must have taken some serious piloting skills to not get... more
                              • "You've heard of it?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 21:00
                                She smiled, this was definitely the right identity to use. "It wasn't easy, but when you have bounty hunters after you, you take some risks." She chuckles, "I really did not want to get brought... more
                                • "Only in passing, but yeah."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 21:09
                                  "I'm guessing you're from the Star Wars universe then? Wait, hold that thought." Rina dug into her pocket, looking for the device that would maybe help confirm her guess and help the woman realize... more
                                  • "What exactly is that thing?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 21:15
                                    Bria asked, looking at the device. She paused. "Does that thing know your name? How does it do that?" Subconsciously she began to tense up. This could be bad. ((Sorry about the tense. Fell into my... more
                                    • "It's a C-CAD."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 21:20
                                      "Stands for Combined Content Analysis Device. As for how it knows names and stuff, I'm not really sure." Rina shrugged. "Never really wondered until now, actually. I had a bit of an accident a while... more
                                      • "And why is that?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 21:25
                                        Here demeanor had shifted. A slight coldness had crept into her voice. "I am most definitely human." ((Blasted misreading my own handwriting. Its supposed to be Dromund Kaas. Not Dromand. Quick hide... more
                                        • Gabby turned her excitement on Cipher-7.Voyd, Sun Apr 19 21:41
                                          "Are you a spy? That sounds awesome! Spies get to sleep with swimsuit models!" Chakkik looked curiously at his partner. "I think that James Bond is not what Star Wars spies bear resemblance to."
                                          • "A Spy?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 21:47
                                            She looked indignant. "I have no idea what you are talking about." The metaphoric gears turned in her head. Had SIS developed a new toy? Was the 'hobgoblin' some kind of Jedi? "I am a simple... more
                                            • Chakkik spoke to Cipher. "… you will not find enemies here. The CAD tells who you really are, and what your role was in your story. For instance..." Chakkik retrieved his own CAD, directed it on... more
                                            • "If you think the device is broken..."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 21:54
                                              "...I could take a peek into your mind to confirm your story," Rina offered, though her mouth was dry. Not only did it look like this Cipher-7 was, in fact, a spy, she was still unsure about her... more
                                              • "A peek in my mind?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:05
                                                Cipher-7 dropped her accent and reverted to her native Dromund Kaas accent. "So you are some kind of Jedi then." She looked around. "So this is really a Republic SIS base then. Well you will get... more
                                                • "Mind reading does not mean Jedi."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 22:11
                                                  Gabby nodded at her partner's words. "A lot of universes have psychics. Also, what's an Imperial?" "Typically, the word 'imperial' means 'of or pertaining to an empire,' but-" "I was asking the sexy... more
                                                  • "You won't get anything from me."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:21
                                                    How could this particular SIS group have caught her, she wondered. The ruse was just too simplistic. She should have been able to see right through it. "And flattery will get you nothing." ((At this... more
                                                    • Chakkik sighed.Voyd, Sun Apr 19 22:32
                                                      "Comrades, I am afraid we cannot convince her of the truth. I am going to ignore our new friend. I suggest all of you do the same." With that, he sat down on the grass. "Unless you would care to join ... more
                                                  • Er, pretend I said Republic. (nm)Voyd, Sun Apr 19 22:17
                                                • Meryem tapped Cipher-7's shoulder.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:10
                                                  "Do you want to walk with me? I don't know who you are or where you come from but I think that you have the wrong idea about this place. I'm part of the law enforcement here so... please let me help... more
                                                  • "Can I come with?"Voyd, Sun Apr 19 22:20
                                                    Gabby jumped up. "I had no idea what all those funny words meant. Jedi, or Coruscant, or Kessel. I wanna learn things about the spy lady!"
                                                    • Rina grabbed Gabby's sleeve.Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 22:27
                                                      "It might be better if you didn't. I can expla that stuff if you want later." She looked Cipher-7 in the eye. "I'm not a Jedi. I'm a Time Lord, and my species has some minor telepathic abilities.... more
                                                      • "So you say."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:31
                                                        Telepathic Near-Humans, Cipher-7 wondered why the Empire had not heard of these 'Time-Lords', but then again maybe the Sith had, and were keeping it secret just for the heck of it. This only served... more
                                                        • "Look, what do you need me to do?"Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 22:44
                                                          Rina was getting fed up. "Since I doubt there's anything I can say to convince you, after all. Words don't mean anything if you can't back them up. Though if you want to do things the easy way, I can ... more
                                                          • "I'll thank you to stay out of my head."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:53
                                                            The mere thought of it enraged her. "I think I will see if this Internal Affairs person can enlighten me. Then perhaps I will come back to you."
                                                            • Cipher-7 Returned to the rest of the group[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 23:14
                                                              "Lets say for a second I do believe you. And you do realize how absurd this all sounds right?" She asked rhetorically. "What happens next?"
                                                              • "Well..."Iximaz, Mon Apr 20 05:41
                                                                "If you don't mind, I can share some of my memories with you. You know, show you what this place is like, what we do. It would be a one-way connection if you don't want me headbutting you, but it... more
                                                                • "I do mind."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Mon Apr 20 14:24
                                                                  She said. "I do not like people going into my mind. I will figure this out on my own."
                                                    • Cipher-7 looked around. Her choices seemed less than ideal.[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:23
                                                      But if the one woman who could read minds was a Jedi, she thought she would have a better chance to escape from this so-called law enforcement official and the childlike woman. "Fine. I'll come with... more
                                                      • Meryem looked at Gabby.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:42
                                                        "I think you'd better say here," she said, rubbing the back of her head. "I'd rather have a one-on-one with this lady here." With that, Meryem started walking along the beaten dirt path, Cipher-7 in... more
                                                        • Cipher-7 thought about it as she walked.[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:49
                                                          "Alright. First what planet are we on." She figured that was as good a place to start on questions. "And you said Internal Affairs?" She scoffed. "Did the Senate actually authorize something?... more
                                                          • Meryem nodded patiently.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:59
                                                            "Like I said, HQ is located in the space between dimensions. Our scientists down at the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology say that this particular area-- this 'planet' if you will--... more
                                                            • "Giant Sentient Flowers?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 23:05
                                                              She scoffed at the thought. "Either Republic SIS has gone crazy, or you actually aren't them. Maybe one of the others will have more answers." She returned to where the other people had congregated.... more
                                                              • "Ah, welcome back."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 23:16
                                                                Chakkik's face was unreadable. "Would you be so kind as to help me shut my partner up? After she talked to you, she decided to incessantly yammer about the incredible sex life that comes with... more
                                                                • "Not sure what you want me to do"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 23:22
                                                                  Strangely enough, even with her dislike of most non-humans, the hobgoblin actually put her a bit more at ease. Cipher-7 had infiltrated at least a half-dozen SIS outposts, and that personality was... more
                                                      • "Yay! So, have you ever slept with anyone really sexy?" Genuine curiosity and excitement ws rather obvious. "I want to rub it in Chak's face if you have, because spies totally get the lookers!"
                                                        • Cipher-7 was taken a bit aback by the question[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:44
                                                          She thought that this was either the strangest interrogation she had ever taken part in, or perhaps this really was not a Republic Base. Even if it was an interrogation, she planned on turning the... more
                                                          • That satisfied Gabby.Voyd, Sun Apr 19 22:51
                                                            She ran back to her partner. "I was right, spies do get around!" Chakkik seemed more annoyed than anything else. "I do not know how mammals reproduce, nor do I find any of them appealing. I did not... more
                              • Gabby leapt up to Rina, her irises turning into star shapes. "You've seen Star Wars!? Is it really that awesome? Also, you're really pretty!"
                                • "Yeah, I've seen the movies a few times."Iximaz, Sun Apr 19 21:01
                                  "Not anywhere well-versed enough to do missions there, so I guess you could say I'm a casual fan, but it is really good." Rina tugged nervously on her ponytail. "And, um, thanks."
                        • "...huh?"Voyd, Sun Apr 19 20:22
                          "I didn't know what any of those words meant. Maybe if I saw Star Wars, I'd get it." ((She probably still wouldn't get it then. Full disclosure: Gabby's kinda dumb.))
                          • Bria laughs,[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 20:32
                            "The Kessel Run is an important shipping lane. Problem is, it goes cluster of black holes. The minimum safe distance is generally 18 parsecs, but a few pioneering captain," she said pointing to... more
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