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Meryem nodded patiently.
Sun Apr 19, 2015 22:59
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"Like I said, HQ is located in the space between dimensions. Our scientists down at the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology say that this particular area-- this 'planet' if you will-- isn't actually a planet. It's more like a stable bubble of reality that contains a very big garden. And no-- your Senate has nothing to do here. We exist outside your universe. Our bosses... well, they're giant sentient Flowers. Note the capital 'F'. It must be really hard to believe me without seeing it with your own eyes but bear with me here. We got guys in the past that thought this was an elaborate hoax and didn't even want to hear about our job opportunities."


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((Last post for tonight. See y'all tomorrow, folks.))

  • Cipher-7 thought about it as she walked.[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 22:49
    "Alright. First what planet are we on." She figured that was as good a place to start on questions. "And you said Internal Affairs?" She scoffed. "Did the Senate actually authorize something?... more
    • Meryem nodded patiently. — SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 19 22:59
      • "Giant Sentient Flowers?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 23:05
        She scoffed at the thought. "Either Republic SIS has gone crazy, or you actually aren't them. Maybe one of the others will have more answers." She returned to where the other people had congregated.... more
        • "Ah, welcome back."Voyd, Sun Apr 19 23:16
          Chakkik's face was unreadable. "Would you be so kind as to help me shut my partner up? After she talked to you, she decided to incessantly yammer about the incredible sex life that comes with... more
          • "Not sure what you want me to do"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 23:22
            Strangely enough, even with her dislike of most non-humans, the hobgoblin actually put her a bit more at ease. Cipher-7 had infiltrated at least a half-dozen SIS outposts, and that personality was... more
            • "What's an SIS?"Voyd, Sun Apr 19 23:36
              "Is it some kinda school club?" Chakkik mouthed "thank you" in Cipher's direction.
              • "That would be an insult to the school."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 19 23:44
                Cipher-7 laughed a bit. She certainly thought they were some kind of school club, after all they were not very good at their job. "SIS stands for Strategic Information Services. They are an... more
                • "What are the odds? Gabby does exactly that on our missions." He thought for a moment. "Except at the end of our last one. Does your home continuum have giant fire-breathing beasts? We provoked our... more
                  • "I have never encountered any."[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Mon Apr 20 00:05
                    "But there was an old record I found on one of my missions." She thought back, "It was about 1000 years before my time, there was a Jedi named Willm Lywin. He belonged to a very old race of creatures ... more
                    • "Our target was a dragon that could transform into a human shape. He led him to an actual dragon that could likely swallow a skyscraper whole. The fake Smaug stared into the mouth of Hell."
                      • "Smaug?"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Mon Apr 20 00:18
                        Cipher-7 looked a bit puzzled. "Who or what is this Smaug you speak of?"
                        • "A character from The Lord of the Rings."SeaTurtle, Mon Apr 20 15:30
                          Meryem appeared next to Cipher-7 again. "And could you please not wander off when I'm in the middle of helping you? It's very rude."
                          • "My apologies"[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Mon Apr 20 23:26
                            Cipher-7 decided she still should try to learn what she could from this Internal Affairs person. And then she would decide what to do next. ((Sorry for the delay. Weekdays are a bit wonky when it... more
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