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Voyd
Gabby noticed the Notary...
Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:10
74.140.141.108

And bounced up to her, almost as cheerful as Wobbles. "Hi there! I'm Gabby the hobgoblin. Have I mentioned you look really, really great in those robes?"

((Yeah... figure I may as well mention this now.

Gabby is pansexual. So long as you're human-shaped, odds are good she'll find you attractive, regardless of physical sex or gender identity.

And yes, I'm researching pansexuality to better write this. It helps that my IRL best friend is pan.))

  • "You and everyone else."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 10:05
    "And yet, here I am, like a bad penny. The clown brought a hamper full of things I believe must technically be considered food. Dives, have some if you want, but you'll be able to taste every single... more
    • "I'll pass."Iximaz, Mon Apr 20 10:11
      Rina shot a dark look at the basket. "Knowing you, you probably poisoned it."
      • "I... probably deserved that."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 11:28
        The Notary turned away from the irritatingly chirpy midget and began to glide off. Before she did, though, she spoke. "Whether I would do it is completely irrelevant anyway. My partner would not."
    • Gabby noticed the Notary... — Voyd, Mon Apr 20 10:10
      • "You have not."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 11:26
        "Presumably on the basis that you are not a liar. Find Agent Luxury, if you're sufficiently desperate. I believe the two of you will get along just famously." --- ((Quick tip from someone who's also... more
        • "Who's Luxury?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:32
          "This is actually the first time Chak and I have been out of the RC since we started working here. Anyway, I didn't catch your name. You probably caught mine, though! I'm in the DMS. Just got back... more
          • "My sincerest possible congratulations."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 11:49
            The Notary's voice was about as sincere as a vow of fidelity from Casanova. "If you want to find Luxury, just listen for the creak of bedsprings. I suggest you seek her out. Via leaving. Presently."
            • ((By the way...))Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:57
              ((If I were ever to do a cowrite with you, it seems that Gabby and Chakkik would get along with the Notary and Wobbles much, much better than Valon and Kala would. Gabby just completely ignores... more
            • "Pardon me."Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:53
              If the Notary were to turn, she'd see shimmering, and Chakkik returning to his standard form. *my partner may not have heard of luxury, but i have. i would rather the two never meet. my partner may... more
              • "Clearly you were made for each other."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:05
                The Notary turned a sneer on Chakkik. "Though one does rather wonder what precisely you're doing here. Is hanging around your partner just a way you like to spend the time, or is there a more sordid... more
                • ((I tend to just say what's on my mind. Forget I said anything, because my ideas tend to be bad. Derp a durr, I am Voyd and I say contradictory things.)) *you are mistaken, human. i have no interest... more
                  • "Hm? Wha?"Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:30
                    "Huh? Wait, where am I... oh! Hey, mister buggly-person! Uh, can you teleport people? Because I was over there experimenting on mini-sandwiches and, uh... uh-oh... oh dear. I think BP&J just got... more
                    • "Chkk chk... !?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 12:39
                      Chakkik suddenly found himself without a voice. He frantically tried to work with his translation collar, but obviously it wasn't helping. "Kr-r-r-r-r! Crrrkkchk!" He started rapidly clawing at the... more
                      • "Acute arcane technometaplasia,"Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:43
                        The Notary called over her shoulder, slightly smug. "Look it up."
                        • "Uh... Chak?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 12:46
                          The panicking Mantis Ant stopped chattering for a moment when his partner spoke. Gabby was holding an extra translation collar. "I just figured, if we were on a Mana mission or something, and your... more
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