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Voyd
"Who's Luxury?"
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:32
74.140.141.108

"This is actually the first time Chak and I have been out of the RC since we started working here. Anyway, I didn't catch your name. You probably caught mine, though! I'm in the DMS. Just got back from torching a replacement of Smaug."

((I know that pansexual≠AnThMv. I actually have in mind that if she sees Legolas on a mission, she'll decide that he's not her type. That may happen for other canon characters as well, we'll see when we get there.))

  • "You have not."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 11:26
    "Presumably on the basis that you are not a liar. Find Agent Luxury, if you're sufficiently desperate. I believe the two of you will get along just famously." --- ((Quick tip from someone who's also... more
    • "Who's Luxury?" — Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:32
      • "My sincerest possible congratulations."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 11:49
        The Notary's voice was about as sincere as a vow of fidelity from Casanova. "If you want to find Luxury, just listen for the creak of bedsprings. I suggest you seek her out. Via leaving. Presently."
        • ((By the way...))Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:57
          ((If I were ever to do a cowrite with you, it seems that Gabby and Chakkik would get along with the Notary and Wobbles much, much better than Valon and Kala would. Gabby just completely ignores... more
        • "Pardon me."Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:53
          If the Notary were to turn, she'd see shimmering, and Chakkik returning to his standard form. *my partner may not have heard of luxury, but i have. i would rather the two never meet. my partner may... more
          • "Clearly you were made for each other."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:05
            The Notary turned a sneer on Chakkik. "Though one does rather wonder what precisely you're doing here. Is hanging around your partner just a way you like to spend the time, or is there a more sordid... more
            • ((I tend to just say what's on my mind. Forget I said anything, because my ideas tend to be bad. Derp a durr, I am Voyd and I say contradictory things.)) *you are mistaken, human. i have no interest... more
              • "Hm? Wha?"Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:30
                "Huh? Wait, where am I... oh! Hey, mister buggly-person! Uh, can you teleport people? Because I was over there experimenting on mini-sandwiches and, uh... uh-oh... oh dear. I think BP&J just got... more
                • "Chkk chk... !?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 12:39
                  Chakkik suddenly found himself without a voice. He frantically tried to work with his translation collar, but obviously it wasn't helping. "Kr-r-r-r-r! Crrrkkchk!" He started rapidly clawing at the... more
                  • "Acute arcane technometaplasia,"Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:43
                    The Notary called over her shoulder, slightly smug. "Look it up."
                    • "Uh... Chak?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 12:46
                      The panicking Mantis Ant stopped chattering for a moment when his partner spoke. Gabby was holding an extra translation collar. "I just figured, if we were on a Mana mission or something, and your... more
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