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Scapegrace
"My sincerest possible congratulations."
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:49
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The Notary's voice was about as sincere as a vow of fidelity from Casanova. "If you want to find Luxury, just listen for the creak of bedsprings. I suggest you seek her out. Via leaving. Presently."

  • "Who's Luxury?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:32
    "This is actually the first time Chak and I have been out of the RC since we started working here. Anyway, I didn't catch your name. You probably caught mine, though! I'm in the DMS. Just got back... more
    • "My sincerest possible congratulations." — Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 11:49
      • ((By the way...))Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:57
        ((If I were ever to do a cowrite with you, it seems that Gabby and Chakkik would get along with the Notary and Wobbles much, much better than Valon and Kala would. Gabby just completely ignores... more
      • "Pardon me."Voyd, Mon Apr 20 11:53
        If the Notary were to turn, she'd see shimmering, and Chakkik returning to his standard form. *my partner may not have heard of luxury, but i have. i would rather the two never meet. my partner may... more
        • "Clearly you were made for each other."Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:05
          The Notary turned a sneer on Chakkik. "Though one does rather wonder what precisely you're doing here. Is hanging around your partner just a way you like to spend the time, or is there a more sordid... more
          • ((I tend to just say what's on my mind. Forget I said anything, because my ideas tend to be bad. Derp a durr, I am Voyd and I say contradictory things.)) *you are mistaken, human. i have no interest... more
            • "Hm? Wha?"Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:30
              "Huh? Wait, where am I... oh! Hey, mister buggly-person! Uh, can you teleport people? Because I was over there experimenting on mini-sandwiches and, uh... uh-oh... oh dear. I think BP&J just got... more
              • "Chkk chk... !?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 12:39
                Chakkik suddenly found himself without a voice. He frantically tried to work with his translation collar, but obviously it wasn't helping. "Kr-r-r-r-r! Crrrkkchk!" He started rapidly clawing at the... more
                • "Acute arcane technometaplasia,"Scapegrace, Mon Apr 20 12:43
                  The Notary called over her shoulder, slightly smug. "Look it up."
                  • "Uh... Chak?"Voyd, Mon Apr 20 12:46
                    The panicking Mantis Ant stopped chattering for a moment when his partner spoke. Gabby was holding an extra translation collar. "I just figured, if we were on a Mana mission or something, and your... more
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