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((Reuniting the split thread.))
Sun Apr 26, 2015 14:22

"Good day, agents!" said Fire Flash cheerfully. "How are you?"

"En taro Adun," said Taldaris, looking at Amris. "If you don't mind me asking, what are you?" he asked the Culture drone. "I've never met anybody like you. My name is Taldaris. And you are...?"

  • "Hi?" (nm)OrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 14:16
    • ((Reuniting the split thread.)) — SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 26 14:22
      • ((Thankee; that was a bit confusing.))Desdendelle, Sun Apr 26 14:29
        “I am a value 2.0 Culture Drone. My (short) name is Amris.” The light became a bit transparent, allowing everybody to see that it was actually some sort of force-field covering a white, spherical... more
        • ((Ok.))OrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 14:31
          "Was it just me or were you telling him not to rip us apart? And what does DF-ESAS mean?"
          • "DF-ESAS..."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 26 15:54
            " ...stands for the Department of Floaters, Eclectic Subdivision of Advanced Species, " said Taldaris. " They are usually called out when a high-powered Suvian needs to be taken down. " Turning to... more
            • The Mage looked around.Desdendelle, Sun Apr 26 16:27
              “Nanohaverse — “Game Theory” alternate universe, to be precise.” Navare clasped his hands behind his back. “Where might you come from, Taldaris?” “Your innards have a lovely colour,” Amris gravely... more
              • "StarCraft verse."SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 26 16:57
                " More specifically, Aiur, my race's Homeworld. It's been overrun with Zerg for the past seventeen years but... " The High Templar vaguely gestured in the air with his clawed, four fingered hands. "... more
                • "As interesting as that was..."OrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 17:07
                  "... I have no idea what any of that meant. And now I think about it, nothing here makes sense at all!" He looked down a hallway. "Oh look, someone with a flamethrower. Who's 'Mr. Rogers?'"
                  • There is bloodlust!Desdendelle, Sun Apr 26 17:14
                    Even though the Drone lacked any sort of face, the rosy glow of its aura field made its bloodthirsty ‘smile’ all too clear. “Oh, now, now,” it said in its deep voice, “I am not going to dismember our ... more
                    • The Yoshi backed away slowly.OrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 17:18
                      "Are most people here like him?"
                      • "Pretty much, yeah," said Fire Flash.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 26 19:03
                        "And this is just ESAS. Wait 'till you see the Assassins." " Not helping, Fire Flash. " "Well ex-cuuuuuuse me if I want to show the new guy how we actually are around here. Besides, he still didn't... more
                        • Farilan almost seemed to smile.Iximaz, Sun Apr 26 19:51
                          [I am sure Personnel will be able to assign Nine a job in a department best suited to him. Perhaps something like janitorial work?]
                          • Fire Flash ground her teeth together.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 26 20:22
                            She had a little capital-t-Tirade prepared for just such an occasion, oh yes, because it was disgusting that people judged each other on appearance-- when she joined DIA she had to put up with so... more
                            • "Yes?"OrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 20:52
                              "I guess? I still am not sure what it is we're doing but it sounds interesting, so... sure?"
                              • "Okay. Quick facts," said Fire Flash.SeaTurtle, Sun Apr 26 21:23
                                "One. This is the PPC. We defend the multiverse from Mary Sues and their ilk, who are spawned by people writing bad stories about said multiverse. Two. We have many departments, each specializing in... more
                                • "We didn't really have a currency back home, so any money at all is interesting to me. Bad stories? Like with bad grammer and spelling and such? Because how would that break things?" ((This is my... more
                                  • "Whaddya mean, 'sounds okay'?"SeaTurtle, Tue Apr 28 21:35
                                    "Look dude, what don't you understand about 'this job eats away at your soul'? Luna's stars, I'm giving you a chance to get out of here unscathed! Take it and run!" said Fire Flash. " Like you said,... more
                                    • New PersonRogErt, Wed Apr 29 01:03
                                      While Fire Flash said this, a grey-haired man was walking towards the group, dressed in an orange-and-pink pinstripe suit with a black tie. He was drinking some coffee, but he spit it out upon seeing ... more
                                      • "Oh, it's another guy!"Nine, Wed Apr 29 17:45
                                        "Apperantly this is the PPC, you're here now, and can't leave. No, you're not insane unless this is some bizzare shared dream, which, last time I checked, was impossible."
                                        • "Really."RogErt, Thu Apr 30 00:20
                                          While the grey-haired man is saying this, his face is set in the same grimace. By the tone of his voice, you get the sense that he doesn't believe you.
                                          • ((Dude seriously...))Edhelistar, Fri May 1 00:03
                                            ((...don't tell others how their characters should react in a RP, is bad manners.)) ((In case it wasn't your intention, that's what the wording in your sentence conveys, it should something more like ... more
                                          • ((Pulls out crash-test-dummy))Nine, Thu Apr 30 15:46
                                            "Yes! Really. I know it sounds insane but ask some other guy, I'm new too."
                                            • Re: ((Pulls out crash-test-dummy))RogErt, Fri May 1 10:23
                                              ((Sorry, I'll try to do better next time.)) The man, grimacing, scratched at his face, and then said to the Andalite, "is there a way to leave this place? Because I think I got in here by walking... more
                                    • "Well I never had much to do at home."Nine, Tue Apr 28 21:52
                                      "And..." *beat* "... you know what, I'm not even going to ask that question. I mean, this place is run by daisies, so how much crazier can it get?" ((The answer: much crazier. He has no clue what... more
                                  • ((Joining in))RogErt, Tue Apr 28 00:01
                                    ((While I know my earlier post on this thread wasn't too great, I wonder if I can still join in. Also, I wonder how I can incorporate a new person into this story, as I have only been on for a short... more
                                    • ((Assuming nobody minds...))Desdendelle, Tue Apr 28 12:41
                                      ((Yeah, you can join in. Incorporating a new person in is easy, really: when people are walking-and-talking in HQ like the characters are doing now, it's really easy to bump into people. Or just pass ... more
                                      • ((Go on ahead!))OrangeYoshi99, Tue Apr 28 21:56
                                        ((Due to HQ being easier to navigate if you utterly fail to pay attention to where you're going, usually you literally run into someone.))
                      • ((It.))Desdendelle, Sun Apr 26 17:20
                        ((The correct pronoun is 'it'; Amris is gender- and sexless. It's a machine.))
              • o.oOrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 16:29
                ((I have a feeling nine's gonna end up in medical.))
                • Unexpected Arival[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Sun Apr 26 17:06
                  What could best be described a robot of some kind walked through the halls, standing at about 1.85 meters, or near about 6 feet, A large blue, for lack of a better term, eye surveyed the location,... more
            • "Good to know, I guess."OrangeYoshi99, Sun Apr 26 16:22
              "So, why am I being taken to see this daisy-guy? Am I in trouble for something?"
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