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For the Librarian:
Tue May 19, 2015 13:55

How do you really feel about Rina? ;)

Uh, that's all the time I have for today, I think my partner's about to try and kill me. *runs off*

  • Desdendelle's agents' mailboxDesdendelle, Tue May 19 13:32
    Taking questions for: -Agent!Desdendelle -The Librarian -Navare -Amris
    • Hello, Librarian!Valon Vance, DF, Wed May 20 09:31
      What are some of your favorite works of literature?
    • And again for the Librarian.Iximaz, Wed May 20 09:15
      Why do you hate everything? Why 'the Librarian'? Is your real name Alfonso? I bet it is.
      • I'll answer those for him.Agent Desdendelle, Wed May 20 11:46
        I don't want him to get any more... irritated. I have to live with him, remember? Anyway: -The Librarian doesn't 'hate everything'. First, there are a few things he actually likes - books, computers, ... more
    • Questions!Darkotas, Tue May 19 15:03
      For Agent!Des: what is the defining trait of a good tea? For The Librarian: What is the best thing about being a Time Lord?
      • Answers?Desdendelle, Tue May 19 15:05
        Des: Good tea has no single defining trait. It is a mixture of traits that makes one brew heavenly and the other - unworthy of the name. Librarian: Why, the inherent superiority, of course.
        • More questions! Darkotas, Tue May 19 15:36
          For A!Des: What is the strangest thing you have ever seen? For The Librarian: Is there a part of Gallifreyan culture you dislike, and why?
          • More answers? More answers.Desdendelle, Tue May 19 15:45
            Des: Lemme quote Shakespeare as a generalisation: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Librarian: Is this a joke question?
    • Question for the Librarian.SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 14:13
      What is this Osiris business and why are you interested in it? Does it have something to do with your past?
      • The Osirian Riddle, if you will.The Librarian, Tue May 19 14:16
        I suspect that this memory-related quest - 'riddle' is a misnomer; its scale is too large for it to consist of but a single one - would let me reach that which I require. It only has to do with my... more
    • Agent Desdendelle:Technician Shui-Hua Liu, DoSAT, T&A, Tue May 19 14:02
      So, when do we met again to enjoy some Ba Sing Se-style jasmine tea?
      • ((T&A, huh?))Scapegrace, Tue May 19 18:18
        ((One wonders what they do all day. Do their gadgets come in plain brown envelopes? >=] ))
      • Hum...Agent Desdendelle, Tue May 19 14:05
        Time is a weird concept here in HQ. You should try to find RC 3-Apple-14 - you'd end up in log e , no doubt, and might even find me there.
        • "That was the o-only time I ever..."Technician Shui-Hua Liu, DoSAT, T&A, Tue May 19 18:41
          " lost, and that has ne-- *realization kicks in* I... got lost again... I... uhm... Do you know what kind of tea does Agent Dives like?"
    • For the Librarian: — Zeb, Tue May 19 13:55
      • *huff*The Librarian, Tue May 19 14:01
        That question does not merit an answer.
        • Come on, Librarian, we deal in knowledge.The Reader, ConCounThingy--confound it., Tue May 19 14:21
          Where's your sense of fun? -R
          • No, no, I got this.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 14:27
            *clears throat and affects a deeper voice* "Dives is an immature and primitive monkey with no respect for her superiors." And before anyone can ask, I hate him, too.
            • You are not worthy of my hatred, Ms Dives. (nm)The Librarian, Tue May 19 14:29
              • I don't have to listen to your nonsense. Good-bye, and good luck finding a surgeon to remove that pole jammed up your—
                • NOW KIIIIIIIIIISS! :DSpinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:45
                  No, don't, I've just eaten. It's still repugnant, even if it isn't bestiality any more.
                  • I think I threw up in my mouth a little. (nm)Rina Dives, Tue May 19 15:12
                    • Notary...Agent Desdendelle, Tue May 19 15:25
                      You continue like this and you'll be seeing your innards.
                      • Chill, man.Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 15:36
                        The Notary falls under "PPC personnel", something which my department is sworn to protect. Don't do anything stupid, okay? I don't like her either but that's how the game works. Besides, she plays... more
                        • I didn't murder anyone... yet.Agent Desdendelle, Tue May 19 15:47
                          But you try having to live with the Librarian for any stretch of time and we'll see how tranquil you will be afterwards. Anebrin, at least, had the decency to mind his own business most of the time.
                          • Woah, guys, everyone calm down.Iximaz, Tue May 19 15:59
                            Now let's all go back to our respective mailboxes and forget this little spat happened, yes? *overly-hopeful grin*
                            • "Why bother?"Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:18
                              "If the Grunt and the headtaker wish to belabour each other about the face with sharp objects, I see no reason to object. In fact, I'd rather assumed that such an occasion warranted not so much... more
                • Rina, for Chrissake.Agent Desdendelle, Tue May 19 14:44
                  Now I have to deal with the leftovers. Again. Thanks, I really appreciate it.
                  • Just send him over here, Agent DesdendelleThe Reader, Tue May 19 14:48
                    If he's any good at TARDIS repair, I could use his help. If not, well, it's been a while since I had a good argument with someone who wasn't the Notary, and I can feed him. By the time you get him... more
                    • Did you say "TARDIS repair"? Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 14:53
                      Oh, I can lend you a hand with that. Just gimme a call and I'll have your back: it's been ages since I last got to work on a TARDIS! What model is it? I can get my old manuals out and send them over... more
                      • I, uh, might have to look up the model number.The Reader, Tue May 19 20:16
                        I mean, don't get me wrong, I have some idea of what I'm doing (mainly because I didn't throw the manual into a sun), but, uh, half of my manual is missing, and I'm really just kind of hoping that it ... more
                        • No problemo. Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 21:34
                          Send me few pictures of your manual--cover, spine, information page-- and I'll find you the complete edition. I've got loads of old manuals lying around. Just gimme a call whenever you're free and... more
                          • Fantastic.The Reader, Tue May 19 22:25
                            It, uh, doesn't have a front cover, and part of the spine was burned off at some point, but I'll send you what I can. If you can figure out which edition it actually is, I will be incredibly... more
                            • ((Most likely a "disappointed" speech...))SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 22:35
                              (( first, but if she explain her position he'll realize that he's being harsh. The Guardsman was fresh out of the Academy when the war hit-- he'd understand if a student wanted off the planet.... more
                              • ((Got it.))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:42
                                ((The Reader was titchy during the Time War. She's currently only about 150 years old. I'm not sure how much it'll ever come up, but she's actually missing chunks of the knowledge that people like... more
                                • ((Just have her blurt out...))SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 22:47
                                  ((...something along the lines of "But I was at the Academy!" The Guardsman will then ask for her age and connect the dots. Boom, problem solved!))
                                  • ((Though she did stay for a bit. It could definitely work if he says something like 'What sort of Time Lord runs away instead of fighting when they hear that Gallifrey's going to war?' whereupon she... more
                                    • ((Is this going to become a thing?))Iximaz, Tue May 19 23:04
                                      ((Because if not, it should. I would read the heck outta that! And yes. Yes they are.))
                                      • ((Well, I'm definitely in.))DawnFire, Tue May 19 23:21
                                        ((Like I've been saying, it sounds like fun. And I'm just about always up for writing Time Lords being ridiculous(ly dramatic). Thoughts, O French-speaking compatriot of mine? Other than that it's... more
                                        • ((I'd love to.))SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 12:53
                                          ((I just have a rather busy schedule as of late-- looking for a job and all that. Perhaps we could open up a shared GDoc and each add a part when we have time-- build it up paragraph by paragraph?... more
                                          • ((Fantastic!))DawnFire, Wed May 20 13:47
                                            ((Ooh, that sounds great. I think it'd work quite well. I'll see about emailing you when I get home and can do it on a laptop. Time Lord high school drama. Perfect description. Let's see, we'll have... more
                                            • ((Is it bad that...))Iximaz, Wed May 20 13:56
                                              ((When you said "Time Lord high school drama", my brain went "high school AU what??" ))
                                              • ((Ixi, nooooooo))Anonymous, Wed May 20 13:58
                                                ((Now I might write that. ~DF))
                                                • ((Not if I beat you to it!))Iximaz, Wed May 20 14:02
                                                  ((With the Notary as the Alpha Bitch, the Librarian as the Haughty Nerd, the Guardsman as That Nice Guy on the football team, Rina as the awkward social outcast, and the Reader as... I dunno?))
                                                  • ((You said "Nice Guy"...))SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 14:24
                                                    ((...and suddenly the Guardsman grew a neckbeard and a fedora. This is your fault, Iximaz.))
                                                    • ((I'm over here just going 'wat'.))
                                                      • ((You know? The "Nice Guy" stereotype?))SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 14:55
                                                        ((Like this but in person: No?))
                                                        • ((You know...))Voyd, Wed May 20 15:59
                                                          ((Whenever someone brings up the "Nice Guy™ Stereotype," I feel the urge to link to this .))
                                                        • ((Ohh.))Iximaz, Wed May 20 15:00
                                                          ((Alright, gotcha. ...the mental image of everyone in a high school AU won't stop. Now I'm imagining them all as teenagers. :/ ))
                                                          • ((The Reader would be...))DawnFire, Wed May 20 18:28
                                                            ((...the loner, I think. The one who barely talks to people unless forced, and can be kind of snappish. Glares at everyone, some days. And either hates or is completely ignored by the Notary?... more
                                                            • ((Too late, we are making this happen!))Iximaz, Wed May 20 20:44
                                                              ((SeaTurtle, mind if we borrow the Guardsman to swing by and stumble upon a bunch of kids shouting at each other? XD ))
                                                              • ((Go ahead.))SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 20:51
                                                                ((My only request is that I give his appearance a look-over to make sure he's not OOC-- not that I doubt your ability as a writer, of course.))
                                                                • ((No problem!))Iximaz, Wed May 20 21:02
                                                                  ((Considering he's going to be one of few 100% IC in this, that's all the more important. ^^; ))
                                          • ((She hasn't been around since last year.))Iximaz, Wed May 20 13:00
                                            ((I think? Unless anyone's seen her lately?))
                      • TARDIS repair?!Rina Dives, Tue May 19 14:55
                        Oh please oh please may I come to watch?!
                        • *shrugs* It's fine with me.The Reader, Tue May 19 20:37
                          Actually, I'm not sure we've met properly yet. Hey there. I'm the Reader. I'm also the Citrine Theorist and Onyx Monitor of the Continuity Council of Gallifrey-In-Exile, or the...ConCounGalInExile?... more
                          • Right, yes, introductions.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 21:28
                            Well, considering everyone seems to know who I am, seems a bit silly, but yeah, I'm Rina Dives, DMS. Very nice to meet you, much nicer than the Notary or the Librarian. Are you sure you don't mind... more
                            • No, I definitely don't mind.The Reader, Tue May 19 22:04
                              First of all, it's quite literally my job, which I do take seriously, no matter what the Notary (or anyone else) might think. Second--we seem to be getting along so far, and I've read enough of your... more
                              • "Ah, well..."Rina Dives, Tue May 19 22:09
                                *glances around and whispers* The questions are... erm, a bit embarrassing? Maybe later? And WOO-HOO, AWESOME! Um, I mean, great! The only TARDIS I've seen is the Doctor's, and only in badfics at... more
                                • Of course.The Reader, Tue May 19 22:31
                                  Well, don't get too excited. I mean, get excited, but--be aware that this is a TARDIS in need of repair, and that I won't be too pleased if she ends up in need of more repair, if you catch my drift.... more
                                  • *holds up right hand* Rina Dives, Tue May 19 22:48
                                    I swear to treat her as if she were mine. *huge grin* I'm gonna get to see a TARDIS oh this is so exciting ahhh!
          • Fun?!The Librarian, Tue May 19 14:25
            I do not have time for frivolity. I waste enough time running around and destroying Dalek Stus as things are, when I should be spending it chasing after the Riddle.
    • Question for Des and the Librarian!Voyd, Tue May 19 13:45
      What's the best thing that's happened to you since you joined the PPC? I know some people say that the job is nothing but horrible, but there are good points to it! ...yes, I know I just asked Rina... more
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