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Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx
"Do you truly not recall?"
Tue May 19, 2015 14:49

"We... I believe the term is 'snuggled'. Quite a lot. Clothing was involved, but not much."


The Notary is trying to develop a sense of humour, in much the same manner that an abandoned cup of coffee is trying to develop a fungus.

  • ...Citrine Theorist&Onyx Monitor Reader of CCThingy, Tue May 19 14:46
    Notary, I'm perfectly qualified to do my job. If I wasn't, I wouldn't have the job to begin with. Secondly, I've been keeping up with Ms. Dives' mission reports anyway, because, quite honestly,... more
    • "Do you truly not recall?" — Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:49
      • What?!The Reader, Tue May 19 14:54
        We didn't either! I should think I'd remember if we had! I--wha--Notary-- Notary , you-- [incoherent] [deep breathing] Okay. Considering I haven't bothered sleeping in my actual bed for several days, ... more
        • "Check the vidscreen."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:56
          "The one in the cafeteria." The Notary finished editing the security footage, pressed send, and grinned. "The big one."
          • Check the--The Reader, Citrine etc, Tue May 19 19:51
            [crashing noises] [Gallifreyan swearing] Notary. [Incoherent] Listen, even if we did maybe...snuggle, I definitely would not tell you to stay-- ... faked the footage, didn't you? I don't... more
            • "Ah."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 05:52
              "I was... not expecting you to catch on this early. I'm rather new to this whole 'pranking' business and, er, I... may possibly have co-opted some of the emergency broadcast protocol code to put it... more
              • Wow, epic fail, much?Rina Dives, Wed May 20 07:26
                *rubs forehead* I'll see if I can get Alex to take a look at it. And I'm not volunteering his services for you, Notary.
                • "Dives, a word."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 10:30
                  "Did he get it? Has he dismantled it? You are related - do you share a bond? No, of course not, I'm being silly, he's as human as you used to be prior to your ascension. Oh, that'll teach the Grunt a ... more
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