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Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx
"Your presences is neither wanted nor required, Grunt."
Tue May 19, 2015 17:29

"Indeed, to use one of Dives's species's turns of phrase, you're about as welcome as a swarm of wasps at a bat mitzvah. If Dives wishes to give in to her baser instincts, then you will of course be in receipt of a post-incident report. Whether it will be a full report depends entirely on how much your superiors are willing to give you."

  • Oh boy, not this again. Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 17:24
    Of course it had to happen during the Q&A... Naya! I'll be stepping out a moment. Dives is having a fit. Console, end dictation mode, please.
    • "Your presences is neither wanted nor required, Grunt." — Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:29
      • I sincerely hope you're not classifying yourself as...The Reader, Citrine Theorist, etc, Tue May 19 17:44
        ...his superior, Notary. That's just rude-- Oh, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. -R ((Time Lords are a dramatic bunch, huh? They seem to love to angst and bicker :) ~DF))
        • Yeah, you kind of did.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 17:46
          *sighs and rubs temples* Has she always been this insufferable? ((Seems like it. Then again, old Rina would have been a lot more snappy had she run into this bunch before the transformation. This is... more
      • [Laughter]Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 17:39
        Hey! Hey, Naya. Get a load of this: she's actually telling me how to do my job now. [Falsetto] Oh, Grunt! You're a brainless cog in a machine! You're small, stupid, and unimportant! I piloted a... more
        • "Well, I did."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:42
          "You were put in the role you were in during the Time War because you were expendable , Grunt. Nobody gave a damn if they lost you. You had no value beyond that of shoe leather and paradox organs.... more
        • Come on, Mr. Guardsman.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 17:41
          You were telling me to ignore her earlier, so try taking your own advice. I don't like having to be the reasonable one where she's concerned.
    • ((I'm probably the only one imagining...))Iximaz, Tue May 19 17:28
      ((That the Q&A isn't so much in the form of letters as it is a big panel with all the agents sitting at a long table and the Boarders are sitting in the audience asking questions. You know, like at... more
      • ((Mainly because someone would definitely try to strangle the Notary. Several times.)) ((~DF))
        • ((It starts off like a nice, orderly panel, and then it gets disrupted by the Time Lords all screaming across the table at each other while the others either try to keep the panel going, hide, get... more
          • ((...look, do you want me to write this?))DawnFire, Tue May 19 20:45
            ((Because it's beginning to reach the point where I will . Snippets of it, anyway. ~DF))
            • ((...can I help?))Iximaz, Tue May 19 20:49
              ((Because seriously, I'm going to fall asleep thinking about this. The idea's just so hilariously ridiculous.))
              • ((Just going to eat dinner, don't worry if I don't respond for a bit. ~DF))
                • ((Sounds good to me.))Iximaz, Tue May 19 20:55
                  ((Email's iximaz(AT)gmail(DOT)com, but I won't be able to work until tomorrow afternoon, since I'm kicked off the computer after dinner and the phone has to go up at 9:00 (not that that ever stops... more
                  • ((I'll get something set up, then :)))DawnFire, Tue May 19 21:34
                    ((And that's fine, actually--means I have more of a chance of getting to sleep early tonight, which I'm sure would be good for me. Also, I'm at my volunteer job until about...let's say 5 pm, I'm... more
                    • ((Yup, 9:40 here.))Iximaz, Tue May 19 21:41
                      ((I usually have volunteering on Wednesdays as well, but I think I have tomorrow off, I'd have to look. Anyway, your plan sounds great! I can't wait to get started!))
                      • ((Fantastic!))DawnFire, Tue May 19 21:49
                        ((It's always nice to share a time zone. When Karen and I first started writing together, she was 8 hours behind me. It was kind of horrible, but definitely doable. Now she's only 1 hour behind,... more
                        • ((Mostly I help the little kids groom the horses and get them tacked up, and then I set up the barrels for barrel racing or the pole-bending poles. And occasionally I muck stalls. XD And woop, got... more
                          • ((You do?))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:12
                            ((That is so cool .)) ((Hurray! It does now have some planning in it--mainly just various ideas and a question or two--but that's it. No writing yet. I'm looking forward to adding some, though. ~DF))
                            • ((The cool part is when I get to ride.))Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:27
                              ((I can jump two-foot gates, but I'm hoping to get to three over the summer. :3 And eee, can't wait to see it! Perhaps one thing we could do is have each scene headed with whatever question(s)... more
                              • ((Oooh.))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:36
                                ((Want to switch volunteer jobs for a day? You can come help exciting grade fives and adorable grade ones, and I can ride a horse so cool .)) ((Good luck getting three!)) ((Ooh, I like that idea,... more
                                • ((Sure, I'm good with kids!))Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:42
                                  ((Now, without looking it up, can you tell me what a fetlock is? Though actually, riding isn't (usually) part of my volunteer duties. I have lessons on Thursdays and like it there so much I wanted to ... more
                                  • ((Bzuh.))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:46
                                    ((Um. probably not a tuft of hair at the top of a horse's face, so I'm going to go with...part of the hoof? I think it's just above the hoof? I think I need to reread my horse books. Fair... more
                                    • ((You got it!))Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:59
                                      ((It's the tuft of hair on the back side of the leg just above the hoof. Very useful if a horse doesn't want to pick its feet up for cleaning. Aw man, I can't wait to see this start to devolve into... more
                                      • ((Yesss, my memory is good!))DawnFire, Tue May 19 23:07
                                        ((Fantastic. I am totally ready to volunteer with horses now. /nodnod/ Start to devolve into chaos? Oh, no, my dear Iximaz--it'll probably be chaotic from the very beginning. ...unless, of course, we ... more
                                        • ((Zeb's hiding under the table, ears flat against his head, Nume's sitting straight-backed in his chair, trying to follow procedure, Corolla's just given up and buried her face in her hands, the... more
                                          • (( Nah, Nume's only there under duress. ))Neshomeh, Wed May 20 10:16
                                            Possibly handcuffed to the chair so he can't escape, which he otherwise would at the first opportunity. Such as a bunch of bickering two-year-olds Time Lords drawing everyone's attention. Actually,... more
                                          • ((Chakkik would probably try to restore order. He can cast Gem Missile: All, and there are few things more attention-grabbing than a hunk of diamond the size of a coconut pelting you in the head.... more
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