Lease this WebApp and get rid of the ads.
((Put it like this...))
Wed May 20, 2015 10:26

((Her declaring war on the Guardsman was because he asked politely about a picture of Lola. There's a trope that applies; you can find it here))

Wobbles, whose own trademark grin was never actually missing, smiled back. Since it was painted on her face, she didn't really have a choice in the matter.

"Uh, yeah. Two, actually. One's a receipt for a destroyed console, with a note saying, um... oh, gosh... that because you caused it to be blown up, you're liable for the damages. The second, um, well, I think it's best if you read it."

She shoved the scraps of paper into Valon's hands and scarpered. The second merely said this:

'There is a rather mercenary wizard from the Dungeons and Dragons continuum working in DoSAT who owes me a favour. He knows the spell Explosive Runes. DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN.'

At which point there was a whine of incoming magic and the paper glowed red.

Click here to receive daily updates