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Agent Gall
Well, Bob—
Wed May 20, 2015 10:31
50.158.20.160

I can call you Bob, right?

... Wait, this feels awfully familiar. Why's that?

Oh, right! Because this dude had the same question last time around. The answer's pretty much the same, too. Water, fresh fish when we can get it, dragon kibble when we can't (and yes that is a thing, I know, surprised me, too); regular exercise that sadly doesn't involve nearly enough terrorizing of Sues and new recruits; taking him out to do his business so we don't end up with piles of glowing green dung in the RC; eck cetra.

Oh, and FYI, updated from last time, Skyrim is basically Vikings and therefore kicks all kinds of butt. Also the show Vikings, though it's this weird AU (I guess) where there's no dragons and it's all, like, seriously grim and creepy sometimes. Rollo is hot, though, so it's all good.

  • Gall! Gall!Iximaz, Wed May 20 07:33
    Your dragon is so awesome and cool! What's your care routine for him like?
    • Well, Bob— — Agent Gall, Wed May 20 10:31
      • Oops, sorry, I wasn't around last time!Iximaz, Wed May 20 11:25
        Alright, another question: if you could be a dragon, what species and why?
        • Dude, so many choices!Agent Gall, Thu May 21 15:02
          I mean, I could just say Monstrous Nightmare, because obviously they're the coolest, but that's ignoring the whole wider world of totally badass dragons. I mean, have you ever seen a Whispering... more
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