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That's exactly what the Evolved want you to think.
Wed May 20, 2015 10:49

Imagine this scenario, which totally isn't inspired by A Song of Ice and Fire.

You're walking down the street, on your way to do whatever it is Time Lords do in their spare time. You pass a hobo on the street, who gives you a funny look as you go by.

You get half a block away, when you hear a sound behind you. You turn around, and there's the hobo, and his arms are now four-foot-long blades. He surges toward you, faster than you'd believe possible, there's no way you can run from it, and now one of those blades is in your stomach. Your innards spill out, but they start retracting into the man that's killing you, and you can feel yourself being pulled in along with it. In less than two seconds, you exist only as thoughts, imprisoned with the minds and memories of everyone else he's consumed.

At what point during all this do you stop to draw your staser?

And once he's eaten you, he knows exactly how Time Lords work, so if he ever meets another one, it'll be even easier.

  • "Consider."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 10:35
    "A wolf is a thing that kills. It is intelligent. It hunts in packs. It is capable of ripping through flesh and hide with consummate ease. And yet, humans have domesticated it to become their pets... more
    • That's exactly what the Evolved want you to think. — Voyd, Wed May 20 10:49
      • "Yes, that small subset of possibilities is very scary."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 11:34
        "Congratulations. I shall have a "Being Very Scary" scout badge made for you. And how likely, exactly, is that situation? Or, if your ego will permit, allow me to offer a counter-example. "There is a ... more
        • The source?Voyd, Wed May 20 11:38
          Good luck with that. The source is damn near unkillable; even a nuclear blast didn't put him down.
      • Oh... er...Voyd, Wed May 20 10:55
        I just realized that Rina... probably has a problem with this description. I didn't even notice that you were there, I was talking to the Notary. Uh... sorry?
        • *suppresses bile*Rina Dives, Wed May 20 10:58
          No, no, it's... it's fine. Um, I'll just... be leaving now...
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