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Question for the Notary
Wed May 20, 2015 14:17

How exactly did your feud with the Guardsman begin? Because it kind of seems like belligerent and unresolved tension of the intimate variety.

((Can take this as a question from prospective agent Cipher-7 who is for the time being on the shelf so to speak))

  • Scapegrace's agents' mailboxesScapegrace, Tue May 19 14:09
    This is for Wobbles, the Notary, and Doktor Trollenfisch. Have fun with them. =]
    • One for Doktor Trollenfisch!Iximaz, Sun May 24 15:42
      *holds up her French horn* Want to play a duet with me?
      • JAWOHL! :DDoktor Trollenfisch, DWT, Sun May 24 17:09
    • Pi-kaaa-chu kachu-pika-pi-ka chu pika Chu ka-pika-pika!Thrud the Pikachu, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Div., Sun May 24 13:07
      ((Translation: Question for Doktor Trollenfisch!)) Kaaa pi Chuu chu chu pikachu pikapi pi pi-i Pi pikachu pikaa pi? ((How does it feel to be in an Action Department?)) Maya, the Gardevoir : I think... more
      • Hallo mein tiny electric friend!Doktor Trollenfisch, DWT, Sun May 24 17:03
        It ist feelink like ein big responsibility, my vord yes! But, as long as you are beink careful und do not take zer silly risks, it can be zer greatest of fun, my vord yes! Until you are required to... more
    • a question for the notarychakkik the mantis ant, dms, Sun May 24 10:59
      i implore that you refrain from being arrogant in your response. self-assured evasion of curiosity does nothing but waste your time and mine. with that said... are there any abilities carried by... more
    • Um...ok, this one's for Wobbles.Trainee Violet Greenfield, Sat May 23 13:03
      How do you feel about custard/cream pies?
      • The old favourite!Agent Wobbles, DF, Sun May 24 04:39
        So simple, but so effective! The surprise pie's one of the greatest gifts to clownkind! You can put it anywhere and everywhere - well, not quite everywhere if you're me because there are things I'm... more
    • greetings, strange pink iffish.chakkik the mantis ant, dms, Wed May 20 09:19
      what is this "scyther" i have heard so much about? my partner has informed me that it might be something i might be interested in. i am uncertain if she is simply making jests of my personal... more
    • One for the Notary.Iximaz, Wed May 20 08:57
      So what's this Tree business? OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEE
      • "You DARE-"Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 10:14
        *What follows is the protracted sound of screaming and a clown trying to sit on a slightly damp-faced Time Lady's head before she does anything more egregiously stupid than normal.*
    • Question for you, Miss Notary!Valon Vance, DF, Tue May 19 20:20
      So there's a song by the Kinks about a guy who starts falling for a girl at a bar, who turns out to be a transvestite, or transsexual, or something. Ever heard it? ((Valon was at Rudi's, remember.... more
      • "No, I have not."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 05:32
        "Human culture does not interest me in the slightest; what little I know of it comes from enforced familiarity with the inferior media created by World One's scrawl-and-daub merchants. I assume this... more
    • Ooh, ooh, I have a question for both of you!Alex Dives, Tue May 19 17:34
      Wobbles, if there was a piece of tech you wanted to use, what would it be? I'm looking into devising a way around your problem! Notary, do you have your own sonic screwdriver? I've always wanted to... more
      • Uh, I've... not given it much thought.Agent Wobbles, DF, Tue May 19 17:47
        Y'know, it's like... there's one kid, Stacy. She's in the nursery. She was rescued from a badfic - an OC bit like me - and she was put in a wheelchair and just kinda left there 'cause the only reason ... more
        • Oh, oh man, I'm sorry, Mrs. Wobbles.Alex Dives, Tue May 19 17:59
          And ooh, what kind of weapon? A staser, I bet. What kind of staser? How long have you had it, and has it ever needed repairs?
          • "I'll field this one, human, you have rounds to do."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 18:05
            "My weapon is an early-model handheld staser, category 7, rated primarily for use against Ogron-level threats and below. Dalekanium warping power is limited, but can penetrate up to codename:... more
            • Alright, awesome! Thank you!Alex Dives, Tue May 19 18:07
              And just so you know, if it ever needs repairs or maybe upgrades, I'm more than happy to take a look at it! ((What is this madness? Someone who doesn't immediately draw her wrath?))
              • "Indeed."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 18:15
                "It has been sufficient for my sole foray off-base, but should it become necessary I shall prepare the paperwork in advance. Indeed, I may be able to help you right now..." The Notary scribbled down... more
                • Triplicate, huh?Alex Dives, Tue May 19 18:16
                  No problem! Haven't had to do this since tenth grade, but it won't be that hard. And sweet, a laser screwdriver! I've got a leftover Sue laser spanner, but that's it. You're the best! :D
                  • "It is... gratifying to be appreciated. At last. Thank you."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 18:21
                    "Remember, in triplicate, then get them to me. I'll make sure they're absolutely unrefusable. It's the only way to make any headway against those people."
                    • Hey, no problem!Alex Dives, Tue May 19 18:23
                      You know, you're a lot nicer than most people give you credit for. *beams and runs off, papers clutched to his chest*
                      • "..."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 18:27
                        The Notary considered calling after him, but in the end just stalked off down the corridor. It was a victory, a good piece in her long game against the Grunt, but it felt... hollower than normal. Or... more
                        • Later that day...Iximaz, Tue May 19 19:06
                          The Notary would find the forms, perfectly filled out in triplicate, sitting nearly stacked on her desk in her RC. A sticky note on top of the stack read " See? I told you it would be easy. —Alex "
                          • The Notary just looked at them and sighed.Scapegrace, Tue May 19 19:18
                            Oooh, but that boy knew how to treat a lady right. She focussed her brain, quite violently, and when her ears stopped ringing from the slap she sat down and filed the forms. They were, true to his... more
                            • The Guardsman slammed the drawer shut.SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 20:06
                              • Whistling "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" to himself, he turned it on and bent over his ice gun, intent on finally making that last modification to the melt settings and blissfully unaware... more
                                • A portal popped into existence outside of DoSAT.SeaTurtle , Tue May 19 20:33
                                  The Guardsman and Terabyte stepped though it, closing the portal behind them. The nodded to each other and pushed the doors open. After presenting their DIA identification to Tess and explaining the... more
                                  • Alex's eyes went huge.Iximaz, Tue May 19 20:39
                                    "I g-got it from the Notary," he stammered, looking between Terrabyte (who looked like nothing he'd ever seen before) and the still-shaken Guardsman. He swallowed. "If I was doing anything I wasn't... more
                                    • "Don't sweat it, son," said the Guardsman.SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 21:27
                                      "Let this be a lesson to you. I don't know exactly what you did but you gave the Notary a chance, right? Showed her what it's like not to be despised all the time? Well, look what she does with your... more
                                      • "Alex Dives. I'm an intern here." He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "I'm so sorry about the screwdriver, if I'd known... shoulda listened to my sister, she likes to rant about the Notary.... more
                                        • Terabyte waved its hand in the air.SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 21:46
                                          " No, don't be sorry. Tales of the Notary are always outlandish by nature. Their scale and audacity are comical, if somewhat aggravating. It makes one wonder why she's pulling off these stunts in the ... more
                                          • "Maybe she likes the attention?"Iximaz, Tue May 19 21:53
                                            Alex shrugged, looking sheepish. "Sorry, can't really help you there. I'm good with machines, not people." He glanced over at the Guardsman. "Um, Mister, I'm really sorry... is it okay? The... more
                                            • "It's fine."SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 22:00
                                              The Guardsman returned the screwdriver and its battery to his pocket. "Thank god. This little beauty saw me through the worst battles of the War. Second battle of Skaro, the Aether incident, the... more
                                              • "Um, nothing..."Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:05
                                                Alex gnawed his lip in a manner reminiscent of his sister. "I mean, I offered to repair her staser if it ever needed it, but that's it, really."
                                                • The Guardsman shook his head. "You're sure you didn't do anything else? The DIA confiscation system isn't triggered very often-- you need special permissions and such for that."
                                                  • "But it was all about rights to handle her staser and repair it and whatnot, I read the fine print." Alex shrugged, looking helpless. "I have no idea how this happened."
                                                    • "Well, I do."SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 22:46
                                                      "If you want to repair some of the best tech in the galaxy, you need the best tools... hence the laser screwdriver. I see. Very sneaky." He nodded. "Tell you what. It's a shame you got dragged into... more
                                                      • "Oh, wow, would you really? Rina got me a laser spanner, but it's got urple light, and, well, you know Sue tech is nothing compared to an honest-to-God laser screwdriver! " Alex actually hugged the... more
                                                        • And that was when Rina came bursting in.Iximaz, Wed May 20 11:18
                                                          "Alex!" she yelled, running over. "Don't take anything she gives you, she—!" She pulled up short when she saw Terrabyte and the Guardsman. "Oh balls."
                                                          • The Guardsman blinked in surprise.SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 14:03
                                                            Terabyte raised a hand. " Greetings. A pleasure to see you here, Miss Dives. No need to worry about Emiranlanoamar, everything is under control. " The Guardsman rolled his eyes. "Well, yeah. You... more
                                                            • Rina demanded. "At what point does she cross the line? Because it seems like she's crossed a lot." Alex grinned. "Yours looks fantastic, really. I can make minor tweaks to the design if I later want... more
                                                              • "Oh she has definitely crossed the line."SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 15:18
                                                                "We're just waiting for Personnel to investigate. It's... just taking a long time. The Notary must be running interference like mad to cover her tracks," said the Guardsman. " If you're interested in ... more
                                                                • "You know..."Iximaz, Wed May 20 15:34
                                                                  "I can probably take a peek into her console when I go on my maintenance rounds," Alex said. "Shouldn't be too hard for me to check out what's going on." He looked at Terabyte and grinned. "I... more
                                                  • ((Blast. *offer)) (nm)SeaTurtle, Tue May 19 22:12
                    • ... what just happened?Valon Vance, DF, Tue May 19 18:23
                      No, seriously, I'm asking. The Notary wasn't a completely hostile windbag to someone? The end is nigh! The Long Night is upon us! SECURE YOUR DOORMATS!
    • Oh, and for the Notary:Darkotas, Tue May 19 15:39
      What is the best part of Gallifreyan culture, and why? Conversely, what is the worst part, and why?
      • One more for the Notary.Darkotas, Wed May 20 11:08
        What is the best type of paper, and why?
        • "... Good grief."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 11:54
          "A sensible question. That's two now. Anyway, the point of a hardcopy is to be hard-wearing. You'll need a high-quality paper, nice high gsm - that's grams per square inch, if you're wondering - and... more
      • *affects a shrill voice*Rina Dives, Tue May 19 15:57
        There is no such thing as a bad part of Gallifreyan culture, foolish human! We are the most noble race to ever exist in all the multiverses, and our shining cities were the hub of innovation and... more
    • For the good Doktor:Darkotas, Tue May 19 15:06
      What is your favorite thing in the world? Also, what, in your opinion, is the hardest word to pronounce?
      • "Ach ja, zat ist most easy!"Doktor Trollenfisch, DWT, Tue May 19 17:08
        "It ist mein collection uff zer music uff zer Biggenbrassenparpenthingen! Allow me to be demonstratink for you all!" --- [[What follows is eight hours of oompah music, played at Coca-Cola volume. For ... more
    • For the Notary:The Reader, Citrine Theorist of the ConCounWhatsit, Tue May 19 14:27
      I've got a question. Why is there a giant stack of paperwork on my bed? How did you even get anywhere near my bed? I thought my TARDIS was locked. -R
      • "Oh, that."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:33
        "It is your purview to analyse new Time Lord agents for potential Suvian traits. Those are all the forms you'll need, along with hardcopies of every mission report she's ever filed, details of her... more
        • ...Citrine Theorist&Onyx Monitor Reader of CCThingy, Tue May 19 14:46
          Notary, I'm perfectly qualified to do my job. If I wasn't, I wouldn't have the job to begin with. Secondly, I've been keeping up with Ms. Dives' mission reports anyway, because, quite honestly,... more
          • "Do you truly not recall?"Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:49
            "We... I believe the term is 'snuggled'. Quite a lot. Clothing was involved, but not much." --- The Notary is trying to develop a sense of humour, in much the same manner that an abandoned cup of... more
            • What?!The Reader, Tue May 19 14:54
              We didn't either! I should think I'd remember if we had! I--wha--Notary-- Notary , you-- [incoherent] [deep breathing] Okay. Considering I haven't bothered sleeping in my actual bed for several days, ... more
              • "Check the vidscreen."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:56
                "The one in the cafeteria." The Notary finished editing the security footage, pressed send, and grinned. "The big one."
                • Check the--The Reader, Citrine etc, Tue May 19 19:51
                  [crashing noises] [Gallifreyan swearing] Notary. [Incoherent] Listen, even if we did maybe...snuggle, I definitely would not tell you to stay-- ... faked the footage, didn't you? I don't... more
                  • "Ah."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 05:52
                    "I was... not expecting you to catch on this early. I'm rather new to this whole 'pranking' business and, er, I... may possibly have co-opted some of the emergency broadcast protocol code to put it... more
                    • Wow, epic fail, much?Rina Dives, Wed May 20 07:26
                      *rubs forehead* I'll see if I can get Alex to take a look at it. And I'm not volunteering his services for you, Notary.
                      • "Dives, a word."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 10:30
                        "Did he get it? Has he dismantled it? You are related - do you share a bond? No, of course not, I'm being silly, he's as human as you used to be prior to your ascension. Oh, that'll teach the Grunt a ... more
        • Wait just a minute!Rina Dives, Tue May 19 14:37
          Are you seriously suggesting I'm a— a— a Sue?
          • "Yes."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:41
            "I read your report. I read all the reports. Recently, a CAD described you as displaying a 12% Suvian contamination rate. That is more than double the safe limit for a field agent, and it has... more
            • I hate you. (nm)Rina Dives, Tue May 19 14:51
              • "I can hardly contain my dismay." (nm)Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:52
                • I can do without the sarcasm.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 16:17
                  And for your information? The C-CAD was malfunctioning. There's nothing wrong with me. Seriously.
                  • "Which we can't check..."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:10
                    "On account of it having blown up when pointed at a conveniently-located Sue. How very... inconvenient that must seem, for all concerned."
                    • Alright, that's it!Rina Dives, Tue May 19 17:19
                      You want a CAD reading?! COME AND GET ONE, YOU-
                      • Oh boy, not this again. Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 17:24
                        Of course it had to happen during the Q&A... Naya! I'll be stepping out a moment. Dives is having a fit. Console, end dictation mode, please.
                        • "Your presences is neither wanted nor required, Grunt."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:29
                          "Indeed, to use one of Dives's species's turns of phrase, you're about as welcome as a swarm of wasps at a bat mitzvah. If Dives wishes to give in to her baser instincts, then you will of course be... more
                          • I sincerely hope you're not classifying yourself as...The Reader, Citrine Theorist, etc, Tue May 19 17:44
                            ...his superior, Notary. That's just rude-- Oh, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. -R ((Time Lords are a dramatic bunch, huh? They seem to love to angst and bicker :) ~DF))
                            • Yeah, you kind of did.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 17:46
                              *sighs and rubs temples* Has she always been this insufferable? ((Seems like it. Then again, old Rina would have been a lot more snappy had she run into this bunch before the transformation. This is... more
                          • [Laughter]Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 17:39
                            Hey! Hey, Naya. Get a load of this: she's actually telling me how to do my job now. [Falsetto] Oh, Grunt! You're a brainless cog in a machine! You're small, stupid, and unimportant! I piloted a... more
                            • "Well, I did."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:42
                              "You were put in the role you were in during the Time War because you were expendable , Grunt. Nobody gave a damn if they lost you. You had no value beyond that of shoe leather and paradox organs.... more
                            • Come on, Mr. Guardsman.Rina Dives, Tue May 19 17:41
                              You were telling me to ignore her earlier, so try taking your own advice. I don't like having to be the reasonable one where she's concerned.
                        • ((I'm probably the only one imagining...))Iximaz, Tue May 19 17:28
                          ((That the Q&A isn't so much in the form of letters as it is a big panel with all the agents sitting at a long table and the Boarders are sitting in the audience asking questions. You know, like at... more
                          • ((Mainly because someone would definitely try to strangle the Notary. Several times.)) ((~DF))
                            • ((It starts off like a nice, orderly panel, and then it gets disrupted by the Time Lords all screaming across the table at each other while the others either try to keep the panel going, hide, get... more
                              • ((...look, do you want me to write this?))DawnFire, Tue May 19 20:45
                                ((Because it's beginning to reach the point where I will . Snippets of it, anyway. ~DF))
                                • ((...can I help?))Iximaz, Tue May 19 20:49
                                  ((Because seriously, I'm going to fall asleep thinking about this. The idea's just so hilariously ridiculous.))
                                  • ((Just going to eat dinner, don't worry if I don't respond for a bit. ~DF))
                                    • ((Sounds good to me.))Iximaz, Tue May 19 20:55
                                      ((Email's iximaz(AT)gmail(DOT)com, but I won't be able to work until tomorrow afternoon, since I'm kicked off the computer after dinner and the phone has to go up at 9:00 (not that that ever stops... more
                                      • ((I'll get something set up, then :)))DawnFire, Tue May 19 21:34
                                        ((And that's fine, actually--means I have more of a chance of getting to sleep early tonight, which I'm sure would be good for me. Also, I'm at my volunteer job until about...let's say 5 pm, I'm... more
                                        • ((Yup, 9:40 here.))Iximaz, Tue May 19 21:41
                                          ((I usually have volunteering on Wednesdays as well, but I think I have tomorrow off, I'd have to look. Anyway, your plan sounds great! I can't wait to get started!))
                                          • ((Fantastic!))DawnFire, Tue May 19 21:49
                                            ((It's always nice to share a time zone. When Karen and I first started writing together, she was 8 hours behind me. It was kind of horrible, but definitely doable. Now she's only 1 hour behind,... more
                                            • ((Mostly I help the little kids groom the horses and get them tacked up, and then I set up the barrels for barrel racing or the pole-bending poles. And occasionally I muck stalls. XD And woop, got... more
                                              • ((You do?))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:12
                                                ((That is so cool .)) ((Hurray! It does now have some planning in it--mainly just various ideas and a question or two--but that's it. No writing yet. I'm looking forward to adding some, though. ~DF))
                                                • ((The cool part is when I get to ride.))Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:27
                                                  ((I can jump two-foot gates, but I'm hoping to get to three over the summer. :3 And eee, can't wait to see it! Perhaps one thing we could do is have each scene headed with whatever question(s)... more
                                                  • ((Oooh.))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:36
                                                    ((Want to switch volunteer jobs for a day? You can come help exciting grade fives and adorable grade ones, and I can ride a horse so cool .)) ((Good luck getting three!)) ((Ooh, I like that idea,... more
                                                    • ((Sure, I'm good with kids!))Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:42
                                                      ((Now, without looking it up, can you tell me what a fetlock is? Though actually, riding isn't (usually) part of my volunteer duties. I have lessons on Thursdays and like it there so much I wanted to ... more
                                                      • ((Bzuh.))DawnFire, Tue May 19 22:46
                                                        ((Um. probably not a tuft of hair at the top of a horse's face, so I'm going to go with...part of the hoof? I think it's just above the hoof? I think I need to reread my horse books. Fair... more
                                                        • ((You got it!))Iximaz, Tue May 19 22:59
                                                          ((It's the tuft of hair on the back side of the leg just above the hoof. Very useful if a horse doesn't want to pick its feet up for cleaning. Aw man, I can't wait to see this start to devolve into... more
                                                          • ((Yesss, my memory is good!))DawnFire, Tue May 19 23:07
                                                            ((Fantastic. I am totally ready to volunteer with horses now. /nodnod/ Start to devolve into chaos? Oh, no, my dear Iximaz--it'll probably be chaotic from the very beginning. ...unless, of course, we ... more
                                                            • ((Zeb's hiding under the table, ears flat against his head, Nume's sitting straight-backed in his chair, trying to follow procedure, Corolla's just given up and buried her face in her hands, the... more
                                                              • (( Nah, Nume's only there under duress. ))Neshomeh, Wed May 20 10:16
                                                                Possibly handcuffed to the chair so he can't escape, which he otherwise would at the first opportunity. Such as a bunch of bickering two-year-olds Time Lords drawing everyone's attention. Actually,... more
                                                              • ((Chakkik would probably try to restore order. He can cast Gem Missile: All, and there are few things more attention-grabbing than a hunk of diamond the size of a coconut pelting you in the head.... more
    • Another question for the Notary!Voyd, Tue May 19 14:21
      Why do you provoke people that are stronger than you? It honestly seems rather stupid to make enemies of a bunch of homicidal maniacs on a hair-trigger, and yet you seem hell-bent on doing so. That's ... more
      • "Provoke them?"Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:25
        "Hardly. I merely treat them as their innate inferiority requires me to; if this offends, then there is nothing I can do to change that."
        • If you say so.Voyd, Tue May 19 14:44
          Still, treating people as inferior... that seems like an invitation for someone to prove you wrong. Possibly with a weapon. You're not the least bit concerned about this?
          • "No, not really."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 14:46
            "I was a blockade runner during the Time War. I think I can stand up to the occasional grunting barbarian with a pointy stick."
            • Another question!Voyd, Tue May 19 15:59
              Did you choose "Spinel" as part of your title in the Continuity Council? If so, why?
              • "Basic gemology."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:13
                "The Promotor's position was traditionally grey; neither white nor black, but a balance. Spinels are commonly grey. Hence my choice."
                • That was actually really interesting!Voyd, Tue May 19 17:27
                  I was honestly expecting something rude and dismissive. Anyway, a few further questions! First: Is there anything about human culture that you do enjoy, or at least find intriguing? Second: Why do... more
                  • "Allow me to address them in order:"Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Tue May 19 17:31
                    "No, we are, and death is just a thing that happens. One might as well be in fear of coming rain. It's unnecessary to worry about that which is certain to occur."
                    • I wouldn't want to be in your shoes if you encountered an Evolved , for instance. He or she would probably eat you, absorb all your memories, and grow stronger from it. Time Lords are resilient and... more
                      • Speaking from books and experience...Rina Dives, Wed May 20 10:43
                        I think I can safely say that yes, we are stronger than humans— I had to get a new bow because I accidentally broke my old one— and have much better senses. I'm also faster than I was before, but... more
                      • "Consider."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 10:35
                        "A wolf is a thing that kills. It is intelligent. It hunts in packs. It is capable of ripping through flesh and hide with consummate ease. And yet, humans have domesticated it to become their pets... more
                        • Imagine this scenario, which totally isn't inspired by A Song of Ice and Fire. You're walking down the street, on your way to do whatever it is Time Lords do in their spare time. You pass a hobo on... more
                          • "Yes, that small subset of possibilities is very scary."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Wed May 20 11:34
                            "Congratulations. I shall have a "Being Very Scary" scout badge made for you. And how likely, exactly, is that situation? Or, if your ego will permit, allow me to offer a counter-example. "There is a ... more
                            • The source?Voyd, Wed May 20 11:38
                              Good luck with that. The source is damn near unkillable; even a nuclear blast didn't put him down.
                          • Oh... er...Voyd, Wed May 20 10:55
                            I just realized that Rina... probably has a problem with this description. I didn't even notice that you were there, I was talking to the Notary. Uh... sorry?
                            • *suppresses bile*Rina Dives, Wed May 20 10:58
                              No, no, it's... it's fine. Um, I'll just... be leaving now...
    • Questions for Wobbles and the Notary!Voyd, Tue May 19 14:12
      Notary: Is there anything in life that you do enjoy? ... that DOESN'T come at the expense of others, I mean. Wobbles: What's the best thing that's happened to you since you joined the PPC?
      • Oh, that's easy too!Agent Wobbles, DF, Tue May 19 14:19
        Gosh, I'm lucking out with these questions! =oD But yeah, everything's wonderful at the PPC! It certainly beats where I came from, but you didn't ask me about that so I won't bore you. I guess the... more
    • Alright, Wobbles, what's your trick?Iximaz, Tue May 19 14:11
      How do you put up with such an insufferable b**** of a partner? Notary, why are you such an insufferable b****?
      • Oh, that's easy!Agent Wobbles, DF, Tue May 19 14:15
        All you gotta do when you see a frown coming is turn the other cheek an' walk the other way! That way everything's bright and sunshiney for ever! =oD --- "... That came from Dives, didn't it." "I... more
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