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Technician Shui-Hua Liu, DoSAT, T&A
Guardsman! A question for you!
Wed May 20, 2015 17:06
189.223.175.203

Do you know how can I get a Sonic Screwdriver? I need it for research purposes. What? I'm serious about that!

  • SeaTurtle's Agents' MailboxSeaTurtle, Tue May 19 13:25
    Taking questions for: Gaspard De Grasse Harris Frost Terabyte Emiranlanoamar
    • One for Emiranlanoamar!Iximaz, Sat May 23 17:49
      (Well, two. Did you know your name's really awesome?) Anyway, I know you don't like the Continuity Council, but do you get along with any of its members, at least?
      • My name?Emiranlanoamar, Sat May 23 20:30
        Direct your compliments to my parents: I didn't do anything. Baby, I was born this way. With respect to the Continuity Council... ugh. Let's go though the list, shall we? The Fisherman - Never met... more
        • It's still a nice name.Iximaz, Sat May 23 23:31
          Much nicer than mine, that's for sure. My parents got it into their head to name me after a very shallow romantic comedy with abhorrent characters and whose plot I saw coming from miles away. But I... more
          • Now you're talking.SeaTurtle, Sun May 24 10:27
            Dream model? Prydonian Type 83. With its oversized engine, elegant computer architecture, tough-as-nails time-recursion shielding, and compact room design it's the finest exploration ship we've ever... more
            • Uh, could I butt in?Agent Wobbles, DF, Sun May 24 18:48
              It's not a Prydonian, but the Notary's TARDIS is a type 83. I... think she said it was that. I'd check, but, um, that's a big ol' nono. And you can get some requisition forms for that, because she... more
              • So you heard me, then?Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 20:21
                Right. Sorry you had to hear that. I really need to keep a lid on things like this. So, a Type 83 blockade runner. I bet she mistreats it, too. She's a clerk: what does she know of TARDIS repair? The ... more
                • ((Misremembering.))Scapegrace, Sun May 24 20:28
                  ((This is what I get for not keeping everything on file. =] ))
            • Gonna have to agree with you on that.Iximaz, Sun May 24 16:37
              The Type 100s kind of creep me out, to be honest. The Type 83 sounds fantastic, though. :) Now, me, if I were lucky enough to have a TARDIS, I'd pick a Type 52.
    • Another question for Mister de Grasse!Voyd, Fri May 22 15:43
      Are you Eeyore? No, Goober from Fraggle Rock. Wait a tick, scratch that, Nozomu Itoshiki! Er, no, that's not it either... Dolorous Edd Tollett! Is that you, Edd? How's life in the Night's Watch? ((I... more
      • Oh, I know Eeyore.Gaspard De Grasse, Fri May 22 16:24
        He's strangely relatable on quite a few levels, actually. No idea about the other characters, though. I can google that, though, gimme a minute... ah, I see. Yeah, no. Eeyore it is.
    • How would you feel if someone of your preferred gender (if any) said that they thought you were attractive? Directly to your face, that is, before Mister de Grasse considers dodging. ((And I'm... more
      • Harris: Well.SeaTurtle, Fri May 22 14:38
        Harris: Do a little small talk, ask her out on a date, hope everything goes right. Isn't that what people do? Gaspard: A girl calling me attractive? It's an obvious trap. Why else would anyone pay... more
    • "Sir! Sir... Emiranlomaar? I beg a moment of your time!"Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, sans portfolio., Thu May 21 10:19
      "I have found myself transported, sir, transported to this labyrinth! No spells come to my aid, I cannot be pointed in the direction of the sun or stars, and there are beasts and fairies everywhere!... more
      • The Guardsman squinted at the screen.SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 14:57
        "Hey, Naya. I thought that we were having the Q&A with the PPC Boarders and their agents. Why is work popping up on my screen?" "Just answer it, will you?" said the quarian as she fiddled with the... more
        • And just as he had made his plaintive cry...Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, sans portfolio., Thu May 21 15:49
          A door in the air appeared. Algie staggered back aghast as a man in peculiar dress stepped from the portal, tripping over the Generic Surface table in his flight. "Are - are you he? This Emir of whom ... more
          • The Guardsman nodded patiently.SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 17:18
            "Yep. I'm Emiranlanoamar-- Emiran for short or 'Guardsman' if you're referring to my old rank in the army. Pleased to meetcha. Answers to your questions, in order of vocalzation: Not a fairy, just an ... more
            • "Because... because I mistook you for the fairies."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, sans portfolio., Thu May 21 17:36
              "I see now that this is a death of some kind, and a weapon will do me no good if my magic has left me. No, not dead... lost. In Limbo, as an unbaptized babe or pagan hero of old might be. I... I... more
              • The Guardsman accepted the offered flintlock...SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 19:39
                ...and held the weapon in both hands. "I humbly accept your allegiance. I'll do everything I can to help you settle here comfortably. Hopefully you won't get a nutjob as a partner. Oh, and can I just ... more
                • "In this, perhaps, I am more fortunate than others."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Fri May 22 04:06
                  "My good lady wife," Algernon continued as he walked with the Guardsman, "is the gentlest, kindest soul in all of England, and equally, alas, one of the most incurious. Agamemnon, now, he would be... more
                  • The Time Lord rubbed his eyes.SeaTurtle, Fri May 22 15:12
                    "This is where it gets really, really weird. On one hand our home continua exist as fiction in World One. On the other... well, we've led perfectly ordinary lives, haven't we? We've both got... more
                    • "I, I still do not completely understand."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Fri May 22 17:07
                      "Oh well, I trust I will be able to find the answer you gave with proper study. As for my magic... hm. A demonstration. A simple cantrip, of Norrellite manufacture, alas, alas, but it will do. Hm."... more
                      • ...at the Earl's last two sentences. Those words were charged with something-- magic, ostensibly-- but why? The Time Lord looked around the office. Aside from the temporary, eerie flicker of the air... more
                        • "The Raven King."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Fri May 22 19:00
                          "The Black King, the King in the North, the nameless slave. John Uskglass, who gave unto England the magic of the Other Lands, who stood between the world and the wild places, guarding, watching. He... more
                          • "Man. That's some next-level creepiness right there. But you say he's an enemy of the Devil, right? I guess that has to count for something, right?" The Time Lord took off his tricorn and rubbed his... more
                            • "Who is Disney?"Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Sat May 23 03:35
                              "Is he another puritanical Johnathon? There was a trend among them for a time for echoing that witless Shropshire bovine Bowdler and rewriting plays, books, and the old stories to make them, in their ... more
                              • "Right. I think I'll do that."SeaTurtle, Sat May 23 09:59
                                The Guardsman wiped his hands on his coat to get rid of the cold sweat that had formed on his palms. "Erm. Yes. Does the Raven King have a timeframe for his visit or something? 'Cause maybe this... more
                                • "Ah. Yes. Well."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Sun May 24 04:24
                                  "The King... will come. This is known, and known to be certain. The prophesy, his prophesy, has already been in large part fulfilled; Strange and Norrell are themselves the two magicians mentioned.... more
                                  • "Go on ahead," said the Guardsman.SeaTurtle, Sun May 24 10:38
                                    "Just make sure to drop by the DIA Armoury and get geared up once you're back. You're gonna want to keep your Remote Activator on you at all times in case you need to move quickly. Oh! One more... more
                                    • "I shall, Sir!"Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Sun May 24 11:15
                                      "On every charge, I shall. You in turn will always be welcome at Perenelle, and I do very much hope that you will be able to call. Now then..." The Earl wandered off down the corridor, sorting out... more
                                      • The Guardsman had started walking...SeaTurtle, Sun May 24 16:55
                                        ...down the corridor in the opposite direction of Algie when he heard the muffled curse behind him. He turned and quickly made his way back to the newly-minted DIA officer's side. "Hey, me again.... more
                                        • "Er, yes, if I may be so bold as to ask your assistance."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Sun May 24 17:36
                                          "I have been reading through this list and I fear I must ask you to indulge me once more. Is... anyone allowed to join?" Algie sighed and turned again, pocketing the datapad. "I am afraid. My wife... ... more
                                          • "Ah."SeaTurtle, Sun May 24 19:33
                                            The Guardsman listened intently to Algie's speech. "No, it's fine," he said to the Earl. "In fact, it's a good thing you talked to me. Supernatural beauty, preternatural command of magic and superior ... more
                                            • "Then it is done."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Sun May 24 20:08
                                              "I... it pains me deeply to speak of my wife this way. As a Suvian, as a subject for testing, like some poor departed soul's body under the knife of an Edinburgh anatomist. And yet I must, because... more
                                              • The Guardsman smiled at the Earl.SeaTurtle, Sun May 24 20:45
                                                "Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. We're short-staffed in every single department over here so any help they can offer would be greatly appreciated. You're absolutely right about the Duty: family is... more
                                                • "I should say so, Sir Guardsman! And it is well done!"Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Mon May 25 07:47
                                                  "Once again, Sir, I am entirely in your debt; and once again, Sir, I am forced to say that it could not be to a more deserving man. But come, Sir Guardsman, we must make haste!" Algie powered off... more
                                                  • "It's what de do here," said the Guardsman.SeaTurtle, Mon May 25 21:35
                                                    "We help wherever we can. I'm glad we were able to help you, Lord Wymbourne. You seem like a pretty decent guy." Across the room, the Sub Rosa conversed with her aide. " Very well. Bulldog, find... more
                                                    • "Indeed I have."Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Tue May 26 08:27
                                                      "I have the details lurking somewhere in this contraption... aha! One "Field Commander McCandless" of Response Centre 2,631,513. This is why I have yet to report to the Armoury, Sir Guardsman; her... more
                                                      • "...that was unstable by nature," said the Guardsman. "Furthermore, your home 'verse stays clean, your son and your employees are safe, nobody has to die, and you've got a new job. I'd say that's a... more
                                                        • "Capital!"Algernon, 7th Earl Wymbourne, Internal Affairs, Tue May 26 17:24
                                                          "I do hope you will call for tea once my new garret is in a suitable shape for visitors, Sir Guardsman; moreover, if you have any future cause in which English magic will be an aid to success, do not ... more
                                                          • ((Ah, the plot thickens.))SeaTurtle, Tue May 26 18:11
                                                            ((I like where this is going. I assume that this is going to be a catalyst for some character development on the Notary's side. They just need to meet... Well, I'm certainly looking forward to the... more
                                                            • ((Totally canon))Scapegrace, Tue May 26 19:50
                                                              I mean, for one thing, RC 2,431,513? 24-3-15-13. XCOM. I like puns. I'm keeping that canon. Therefore, I'm keeping the rest of it. If you don't wish to, be my guest, but I rather like his Lordship's... more
    • Questions!Solvig Karinsdotter, Wed May 20 17:47
      Hi Harris! How does it feel to be the shining knight saving a damsel in distress from the clutches of a perverted drunken angel? *wink* Now for Gaspard! Which one is your favorite food?
      • Harris: [Snoring]SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 18:31
        Gaspard: Harris. Harris, wake up, there's questions for us. Harris: [Snoring] [Slapping noise] Harris: Ow! I'm up! I'm up! Jeez! Okay. What do we have here... ah. Hello, Solvig. Let's see... Gaspard, ... more
        • *giggles*Solvig Karinsdotter, Wed May 20 21:26
          Nah, I wasn´t flirting with ya Harris. Wait, Sonia? Is she there? Hi Sonia! *waves* Hey Gaspie! That sounds delicious! So, think you can take me out in a date to eat one of those thingies? ((Well... more
          • Harris: Sonia? Er, hang on a minute.SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 22:10
            Harris: Nope, Sonia isn't here. I swear she was around just a minute ago-- Gaspard, what in the world are you doing? You're not choking, are you? Gaspard: She called me "Gaspie", Harris! She says she ... more
            • What? Did I say something wrong?Solvig Karinsdotter, Wed May 20 23:19
              And who's this "Sarah" you're talking about? Should I beat her up? Yeah, I should. Hey Yunie! Can you say the "magic word", I need to do something. Yuuna : No. Solvig : Oh come on! Is important!... more
              • Harris: Hey look, you're getting pity-food.SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 15:34
                Harris: And she'll forget about you too, so no worries, eh? Gaspard: Forgotten again. Yipee. - - - ((He's great at parties, I swear.))
                • Sorry about the intrusion gentlemen.Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Fri May 22 11:23
                  But let me defend my patient. Solvig won't forget Gaspard, she will forget the events that transpired today, and she will try again another day. She does not do it out of ill will, no. She genuinely... more
                  • Harris: hey, that's good news!SeaTurtle, Fri May 22 15:29
                    Harris: Solvig won't forget you. I'm telling you, she's a really pretty gal and I think-- Gaspard: --it will end in disaster. Harris: You're such a spoilsport. She wants to be your friend, moron. Why ... more
            • ((Hmm...))Voyd, Wed May 20 22:36
              ((I wonder how Gaspard would react if locked in a building with Kala or Gabby while the moon is full. Liminals go kinda nuts under the full moon, to the point where I personally think not even... more
              • ((Well.))SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 17:27
                ((It's a bit obvious, isn't it? Place anyone in a house with a half-human monster who becomes absolutely sex-crazed under the full moon and they'll be trying to get the hell out of there before they... more
                • ((Not just that.))Voyd, Thu May 21 17:58
                  ((The fact remains that they don't hold back their [often superhuman] strength, so it's very likely that if, say, a lamia was after you, you'd die from her affections. That's pretty much the plot of... more
            • Something really similar happened to me in sixth grade. It sucks, but it gets better, I promise.
              • ((No hugs for him.))SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 22:39
                ((And it won't get better for him: this is Gaspard we're talking about, remember? He is Charlie Brown, the boy who frowns more than he smiles. He'll never win-- or if he does it will go forever... more
    • Guardsman! A question for you! — Technician Shui-Hua Liu, DoSAT, T&A, Wed May 20 17:06
      • Pay no heed for her question Emiranlanoamar.Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Wed May 20 17:11
        She pesters every Time Lord she meets with that question, this is the third time in fact. It is nothing but a bless that she has no gone to the Notary with it.
        • Nah, it's okay.Emiranlanoamar, Wed May 20 18:06
          If I recall correctly, Sonics are available by special request at the Armoury. Since they're a class 2 restricted item, you need the Quartermaster's approval to obtain one. Personally, I don't bother ... more
          • No worry, a Sonic one is enough for my needs.Technician Shui-Hua Liu, DoSAT, T&A, Wed May 20 21:40
            So, what forms must I fill out and which proceedings and tests must I undertake to get one? Nurse Chan : *sighs* I certainly hope you know what you are doing, Emiranlanoamar, Guardsman of Gallifrey...
            • Just ask the clerk at the Armoury. Emiranlanoamar, Wed May 20 22:31
              They'll fetch the necessary paperwork and have you fill it out. Once that's done you'll have to explain to the Quartermaster why you want restricted materials and why your current gear isn't doing... more
              • Well, considering that the required tools and parts...Technician Shui-Hua Liu, DoSAT, T&A, Wed May 20 23:31
                ... for the maintenance of the Danger Room, are really hard to come by... I could say that, yeah, my current gear is insufficient for my current assignation. Nurse Chan : I certainly hope so. I am... more
                • Nurse Chan.Emiranlanoamar, Thu May 21 15:40
                  I'm going to ask you two questions and I want "yes" or "no" answers for each one. Firstly: do you have a TARDIS? Secondly: are you Gallifreyan?
                  • *sighs* Guess there is no point on hiding it longer...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Thu May 21 21:47
                    But let me answer first your second question: Yes. I am a Time Lord from the Cerulean Chapter, though I say it without pride, long ago has passed the time when I was proud of being counted among... more
                    • First of all...Emiranlanoamar, Fri May 22 15:19
                      ...how many other Time Lords are there in HQ? If this keeps up we're going to find half the planet's population here. Secondly: my god. Since when were you in HQ? Personnel hasn't logged the arrival... more
                      • Nine Gallifreyan, four transformed...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Fri May 22 23:45
                        ... if it would ease your mind, the population of the Eldar here, nearly doubles our. That last word stings me; you see I do not like being counted as one. In fact, Personnel has not registered me as ... more
                        • You arrived here two years ago?Emiranlanoamar, Sat May 23 10:16
                          That's when I came through! How the heck did you get here? By TARDIS? And why in the name of the Homeworld didn't you register as Time Lord? Not only does Medical kinda need to know this but... how... more
                          • Yes and yes. I arrived near the Armory in fact...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sat May 23 12:18
                            ...the centaur is a fine lad. *sigh* No, my refusal to be aknowledged as Gallifreyan has nothing to do with a war I just saw the first shots of. No, it was because of what happened after one of those ... more
                            • You were caught up in the Blitz?Emiranlanoamar, Sat May 23 13:36
                              Good grief, you were really unlucky. Doubly so because Third and Sixth Fleet intercepted the Dalek Armada literally the minute it entered Gallifreyan space. You barely missed being rescued. It's too... more
                              • No, no, no, you misunderstand me Emiranlanoamar.Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sat May 23 15:35
                                I do not desire to join the Council and their eternal squabbles, The Reader is the one resposible of surveilling the actions of Time Lords within this organization, so I must register with her. And... more
                                • So?Emiranlanoamar, Sat May 23 20:11
                                  You're a Time Lord. Changing sex after regeneration is rather uncommon but not unheard of. Why would you be ashamed of a normal body function? On the other hand... why, oh why did you mess with a... more
                                  • And I must point out that ...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sat May 23 21:25
                                    ...in an alternate ocurrence of those events were he escaped Gallifrey, that same Doctor was locked in her TARDIS for having a Sex Change Regeneration --by suicide jumping from a pylon--, which... more
                                    • Eldritch Abominations, you say?Emiranlanoamar, Sat May 23 21:53
                                      Of course I know what they are. I killed them during the War. They also killed me multiple times but that technically never happened because I'm still alive So yeah, tell me about these guys. What... more
                                      • *laughs* You jest, do you?Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sat May 23 23:45
                                        *pause* Dear Talos... You are serious. I can see you are familiar with the term itself, but not with its meaning . What universe? All of them have them. Powers? Omnipotence . Physical description?... more
                                        • "Guardsman of Gallifrey?"Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 10:54
                                          Ooh, I like the sound of that: it makes me sound important. Go on. Joking aside, what would I do against... hang on a second while I check the database for this Hermaeus Mora fellow. ...right. Well,... more
                                          • You have a fine hypothesis there...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 11:47
                                            ...but sadly, that does not mean it will work. Usually these beings exist outside of reality, and reality is nothing but a toy for them. The form we see is just a mirage they use to interact with... more
                                            • My, my. You've been places.Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 17:49
                                              You've met Gods-- capital "g"-- talked to them, received favours from them, have them fighting over your soul, and it sounds like you killed a bunch of innocent Pokémon. Aren't you a special... more
                                              • Your rudeness, does not surprise nor bothers me.Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 18:05
                                                Look Emiranlanoamar, I do not feel proud of what I have done, nor I like my dealing with those beings, that is why I decided to dedicate the rest of my days to the mental health of children. But if... more
                                                • Okay, slow down. Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 18:31
                                                  Nobody is shooting anyone here. Let's be very clear on that. Okay? Good. We're going to talk and nobody is going to do anything they're going to regret. I have another yes/no question for you. Are... more
                                                  • *sighs and sits down again* Honestly...Edhelistar, Sun May 24 19:21
                                                    ... I am not sure... By all accounts I should have been vaporized by the Daleks, but something, or someone took me out of there along my TARDIS, probably an Eternal. Then set me in those various... more
                                                    • It's not up to me to judge. Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 21:01
                                                      I'm just a policeman, not the judge, jury, and executioner. Come with me to Medical. They'll scan you and we'll see about their diagnosis. If you're Suvian, then you're not a really bad case: you're... more
                                                      • Why would I want to subvert the organization?Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 21:24
                                                        I just want to finally from all the skit that I dragged through by that thing . I left someone I cared for behind in each universe I was dragged in, a pet in the first one, friends in the second one... more
                                                        • Quit being so melodramatic.Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 21:33
                                                          It's not like there's never been an ex-Suvian agent in the history of the PPC. We're just going in to make sure that you're not some weird sleeper agent or anything. - - - ((It's weird because I... more
                                                          • Well, the Reader did mention something along those lines...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 21:50
                                                            ...regarding Time Lords, did not she not? Now, before we leave, I -- Where has Shui-Hua gone to? ~~~ ((Apparently we were in different channels, 'cuz I was imagining everything happening face to... more
                                                            • Er, who? Emiranlanoamar, Mon May 25 21:46
                                                              Sorry-- I don't know who that is. Can describe her to me? I can have Terabyte search for her via the DIA security cams.
                                                              • *sigh* Emiranlanoamar...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Mon May 25 23:26
                                                                ... she is the girl who was asking you about the Sonic Screwdriver! How could you -- aaggh... uuhhnnn... *the Time Lady's body starts shining in a blinding blue light, and when it stops, in her place ... more
                                                    • ((Gosh dang it! Is the second time it happens!))Edhelistar, Sun May 24 19:26
                                                      ((I put my username instead of the character's name again. =P))
          • *surreptitiously taking notes* (nm)Rina Dives, Wed May 20 18:13
    • Question for the Guardsman[EvilAI]UBEROverlord, Wed May 20 16:45
      Since the Notary did not answer this question, I'll pose it to you next. How exactly did your feud with the Notary begin? Because it kind of seems like belligerent and unresolved tension of the... more
      • Okay, long story short.Emiranlanoamar, Wed May 20 18:40
        She tripped, a picture fell out of her dress, I commented on it, she's waged a campaign of terror against me ever since for reasons unknown. Look, read into it all you want but the fact of the matter ... more
    • Question for the Guardsman!Voyd, Tue May 19 16:02
      Is an overinflated ego a common trait to Time Lords? The Librarian and the Notary seem very assured in their superiority, and don't even seem to consider the possibility that someone might be better... more
      • Look at it this way.Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 16:48
        You are part of the most ancient and advanced civilization the world has ever known. Your scientists play with spacetime like putty, build machines and AIs so advanced they become sentient, and... more
    • Questions for EmiranDesdendelle, Tue May 19 14:36
      -What's your favourite food? -If you'd go native, in which continuum would that be? (Your home one doesn't count, obviously.)
      • Food?Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 15:02
        Listen man, did you ever eat Korean food? It. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever. My favourite dish is this hot pot with egg, vegetables, and meat over rice. Mix well and eat. Delicious. There's also this... more
        • Another food question!Iximaz, Tue May 19 16:26
          Alright, you ever have angel hair pasta with an herbed olive oil sauce with diced tomatoes? That's my favorite.
          • Pasta dishes, huh? Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 16:58
            I can't say I've had that exact recipe in my plate but it sure sounds pretty good. Tell you what: I'll make it myself and tell you how it is. I have to admit that it's a bit bland, though. I could... more
            • You ever hear of less is more?Iximaz, Tue May 19 17:04
              I get you've been on diet pills or whatever for most of your life and probably can't get enough of the heavier foods, but you'll learn to appreciate lighter fare eventually.
              • Your little pasta dish is supposed to be a meal.Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 17:08
                Not a snack. Give it some heft! Add some meat! Add some vegetables! Add some sauce!
                • Hm, well, if you want heavier stuff...Iximaz, Tue May 19 17:25
                  (Though seriously, you should give light dishes a try.) Go for stuffed pastas like tortellini and ravioli. I prefer cheese-stuffed, but mushroom-stuffed is good as well. You might like meat-stuffed,... more
                  • Like you wouldn't believe.Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 17:42
                    It's like having the weather forecast get 70% of its predictions wrong. It's absolutely infuriating but you get used to expecting the unexpected.
    • Questions for the Guardsman!Iximaz, Tue May 19 13:31
      If it's not too personal, how many times have you regenerated? And what was your time at the Academy like?
      • You got questions? I have answers.Emiranlanoamar, Tue May 19 14:10
        Officially? I've regenerated only two times: the first during the War and the second during the Final Day. The first one happened when I was crushed to death by a bit of falling Dalek that was shot... more
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