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Harris: [Snoring]
Wed May 20, 2015 18:31

Gaspard: Harris. Harris, wake up, there's questions for us.

Harris: [Snoring]

[Slapping noise]

Harris: Ow! I'm up! I'm up! Jeez! Okay. What do we have here... ah. Hello, Solvig. Let's see... Gaspard, can you zoom the thingy? I can't see a thing... ah, thanks. "Shining knight... perverted drunken angel..." when did this happen again? Well, Sonia and I have a fruitful partnership but I sometimes she gets in harm's way and then I have to--

Gaspard: Purim party.

Harris: What?

Gaspard: She's the girl at the Purim party. I saw you out of the CMC's peripheral cameras. You pulled Cupid off her. You know, the angel boy who shoved his face in her chest?

Harris: Oooooooooh. Well, I was only doing what was right, y'know. Good member of society and all that.

Gaspard: Food? Beef shawarma wraps, hands down. You have to make sure you get the pickled beets and the garlic sauce-- otherwise it's not a real shawarma.

Harris: Wait a minute, is she flirting with me?

Gaspard: What?

Harris: Look at the message: she winked me!

Gaspard: Yeah, so?

Harris: People don't talk about knights in shining armour, damsels in distress, and then wink in normal conversation. Is it flirting?

Gaspard: Don't look at me. This never happened to me before.

Harris: Yeah, me neither.

  • Questions!Solvig Karinsdotter, Wed May 20 17:47
    Hi Harris! How does it feel to be the shining knight saving a damsel in distress from the clutches of a perverted drunken angel? *wink* Now for Gaspard! Which one is your favorite food?
    • Harris: [Snoring] — SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 18:31
      • *giggles*Solvig Karinsdotter, Wed May 20 21:26
        Nah, I wasn´t flirting with ya Harris. Wait, Sonia? Is she there? Hi Sonia! *waves* Hey Gaspie! That sounds delicious! So, think you can take me out in a date to eat one of those thingies? ((Well... more
        • Harris: Sonia? Er, hang on a minute.SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 22:10
          Harris: Nope, Sonia isn't here. I swear she was around just a minute ago-- Gaspard, what in the world are you doing? You're not choking, are you? Gaspard: She called me "Gaspie", Harris! She says she ... more
          • What? Did I say something wrong?Solvig Karinsdotter, Wed May 20 23:19
            And who's this "Sarah" you're talking about? Should I beat her up? Yeah, I should. Hey Yunie! Can you say the "magic word", I need to do something. Yuuna : No. Solvig : Oh come on! Is important!... more
            • Harris: Hey look, you're getting pity-food.SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 15:34
              Harris: And she'll forget about you too, so no worries, eh? Gaspard: Forgotten again. Yipee. - - - ((He's great at parties, I swear.))
              • Sorry about the intrusion gentlemen.Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Fri May 22 11:23
                But let me defend my patient. Solvig won't forget Gaspard, she will forget the events that transpired today, and she will try again another day. She does not do it out of ill will, no. She genuinely... more
                • Harris: hey, that's good news!SeaTurtle, Fri May 22 15:29
                  Harris: Solvig won't forget you. I'm telling you, she's a really pretty gal and I think-- Gaspard: --it will end in disaster. Harris: You're such a spoilsport. She wants to be your friend, moron. Why ... more
          • ((Hmm...))Voyd, Wed May 20 22:36
            ((I wonder how Gaspard would react if locked in a building with Kala or Gabby while the moon is full. Liminals go kinda nuts under the full moon, to the point where I personally think not even... more
            • ((Well.))SeaTurtle, Thu May 21 17:27
              ((It's a bit obvious, isn't it? Place anyone in a house with a half-human monster who becomes absolutely sex-crazed under the full moon and they'll be trying to get the hell out of there before they... more
              • ((Not just that.))Voyd, Thu May 21 17:58
                ((The fact remains that they don't hold back their [often superhuman] strength, so it's very likely that if, say, a lamia was after you, you'd die from her affections. That's pretty much the plot of... more
          • Something really similar happened to me in sixth grade. It sucks, but it gets better, I promise.
            • ((No hugs for him.))SeaTurtle, Wed May 20 22:39
              ((And it won't get better for him: this is Gaspard we're talking about, remember? He is Charlie Brown, the boy who frowns more than he smiles. He'll never win-- or if he does it will go forever... more
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