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Emiranlanoamar
"Guardsman of Gallifrey?"
Sun May 24, 2015 10:54
69.158.173.112

Ooh, I like the sound of that: it makes me sound important. Go on.

Joking aside, what would I do against... hang on a second while I check the database for this Hermaeus Mora fellow.

...right. Well, he seems to be a very reasonable god-entity. We just need to talk to him: he's intelligent, we're intelligent. We can work something out. If you're asking what we would do to fight Hermaeus Mora then we can always try using a Umta-Psionic trap on the Daedric Prince and jettison him from reality using a Battle TARDIS. It's worth a shot. If that doesn't work, use a De-mat gun on it. It's going to leave a big damn hole in the countryside but hey, you want me to annihilate him from reality? Because this is how you annihilate things from reality.

It's totally reprehensible and constitutes a crime against the universe but this is what Rassilon did to fight the Daleks.


No wonder people hate us.

  • *laughs* You jest, do you?Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sat May 23 23:45
    *pause* Dear Talos... You are serious. I can see you are familiar with the term itself, but not with its meaning . What universe? All of them have them. Powers? Omnipotence . Physical description?... more
    • "Guardsman of Gallifrey?" — Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 10:54
      • You have a fine hypothesis there...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 11:47
        ...but sadly, that does not mean it will work. Usually these beings exist outside of reality, and reality is nothing but a toy for them. The form we see is just a mirage they use to interact with... more
        • My, my. You've been places.Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 17:49
          You've met Gods-- capital "g"-- talked to them, received favours from them, have them fighting over your soul, and it sounds like you killed a bunch of innocent Pokémon. Aren't you a special... more
          • Your rudeness, does not surprise nor bothers me.Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 18:05
            Look Emiranlanoamar, I do not feel proud of what I have done, nor I like my dealing with those beings, that is why I decided to dedicate the rest of my days to the mental health of children. But if... more
            • Okay, slow down. Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 18:31
              Nobody is shooting anyone here. Let's be very clear on that. Okay? Good. We're going to talk and nobody is going to do anything they're going to regret. I have another yes/no question for you. Are... more
              • *sighs and sits down again* Honestly...Edhelistar, Sun May 24 19:21
                ... I am not sure... By all accounts I should have been vaporized by the Daleks, but something, or someone took me out of there along my TARDIS, probably an Eternal. Then set me in those various... more
                • It's not up to me to judge. Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 21:01
                  I'm just a policeman, not the judge, jury, and executioner. Come with me to Medical. They'll scan you and we'll see about their diagnosis. If you're Suvian, then you're not a really bad case: you're... more
                  • Why would I want to subvert the organization?Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 21:24
                    I just want to finally from all the skit that I dragged through by that thing . I left someone I cared for behind in each universe I was dragged in, a pet in the first one, friends in the second one... more
                    • Quit being so melodramatic.Emiranlanoamar, Sun May 24 21:33
                      It's not like there's never been an ex-Suvian agent in the history of the PPC. We're just going in to make sure that you're not some weird sleeper agent or anything. - - - ((It's weird because I... more
                      • Well, the Reader did mention something along those lines...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Sun May 24 21:50
                        ...regarding Time Lords, did not she not? Now, before we leave, I -- Where has Shui-Hua gone to? ~~~ ((Apparently we were in different channels, 'cuz I was imagining everything happening face to... more
                        • Er, who? Emiranlanoamar, Mon May 25 21:46
                          Sorry-- I don't know who that is. Can describe her to me? I can have Terabyte search for her via the DIA security cams.
                          • *sigh* Emiranlanoamar...Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division, Mon May 25 23:26
                            ... she is the girl who was asking you about the Sonic Screwdriver! How could you -- aaggh... uuhhnnn... *the Time Lady's body starts shining in a blinding blue light, and when it stops, in her place ... more
                            • The Guardsman recoiled from the surprise kiss...SeaTurtle, Tue May 26 15:44
                              ...and hastily wiped his lips with a tissue as he drew his staser pistol, flicking the safety to "stun" with a quick thumb movement honed over millennia of fighting. "STAY RIGHT WHEre you... are,... more
                              • "No worry Guardsman I am just a little... er, disoriented, yes, that is the word. I --" The she felt a jolt coming up her spine to her brain. "Wah! Time... Lord? What is a Sonic Screwdriver? What the ... more
                                • The Guardsman stared at the retreating Nurse...SeaTurtle, Tue May 26 22:52
                                  ...and scratched his head. "Good grief. I always get the weird cases. And just how can she know my name without knowing what species I am? I mean, who decides to call themselves only by a title or... more
                                  • ((Of course I did!))Edhelistar, Wed May 27 10:44
                                    ((Specially the start and the ending. Is always fun to write Shui-Hua's Time-Lord-fangirl side, and who knew, writing a Fourth Wall breaker is fun as heck. In fact, I might keep using Cookie Chan in... more
                                    • ((Swooping in every now and then to lend a hand? Why not make her a full agent while you're at it? Yeah, she looks like a Suvian but so do some agents-- like Nesh said up above, Nurse Jenni is an... more
                                      • ( (Or why not both!))Edhelistar, Wed May 27 19:23
                                        ((I could make her be some sort of rogue multiversal vigilante/watcher/defender, and ultimately use one my Agents to convice her to join the PPC, probaly would be Erynloth Gerfindeth from the DMS who ... more
                • ((Gosh dang it! Is the second time it happens!))Edhelistar, Sun May 24 19:26
                  ((I put my username instead of the character's name again. =P))
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