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"Hear colors? Cool stuff."
Sun May 31, 2015 12:11

"I can see time, which just gives me a headache."

"Hear colors?" Zeb said, perking up. "That sounds cool! Um, pun not intended. That was a pun, right?"

"Close enough," Rina muttered, and downed another Firewhiskey. She continued muttering to herself, her words occasionally interspersed with things like "Stupid Harry's harem" and "heir to the Founders, I ask you."

"Anyway," Zeb said, turning back to the other man, "do you mind telling me about this hearing colors business?"

  • "You have not seen them."Scapegrace, Sun May 31 12:07
    "And now, neither have I, and I can conduct my business and myself as if it had never been otherwise." The Earl just took another sip. "Also, apropos of nothing, I can hear colours. It is quite... more
    • "Hear colors? Cool stuff." — Iximaz, Sun May 31 12:11
      • "It is something of a recent development."Scapegrace, Sun May 31 12:18
        "I have only discovered this ability after draining my glass. Which is peculiar, as I have reason to believe that this should not be a side effect."
        • Zeb dropped his glass like a hot potato.Iximaz, Sun May 31 12:24
          "Tolja you shouldn't have drank that," Rina said. "Listen, Wymbourne, or whatever your name was, if this ends up poisoning my partner I'm gonna be really ticked."
          • "Gnknkn."Skkrbrbl???*small picture of flying birds*, Sun May 31 12:34
            "Boy desirous families prepared gay reserved add ecstatic say. Replied joy age visitor nothing cottage. Mrs door paid led loud sure easy read." The Earl looked at his mirror. His speech thereafter... more
            • "Um, you okay there?"Iximaz, Sun May 31 13:08
              Rina facepalmed when Zeb swayed in his seat. "Whoa, thish ish weird! Rina, your face ish glowing! Are you regenerating again?" "F*ck my life," Rina said, grabbing hold of Zeb's arm before he could... more
              • "Нее Мне ко&*noises akin to those made by a dialup modem*, Sun May 31 13:13
                " " It should be pointed out, for the benefit of the reader, that these are the images the Earl can see issuing from his mouth. This may well be what accounted for his unnatural pallor.
                • Rina muttered something rude.Iximaz, Mon Jun 1 16:10
                  She took Zeb by the elbow and led him to an unoccupied table, making him sit down when he started to sway where he stood. "You shuuuure you're not regenerating?" Zeb said, peering at her. "Yes, Zeb,... more
                  • After the commotion had subsided:Scapegrace, Mon Jun 1 19:09
                    "He's over there. You can spot the poor sod a mile off once you know what a powdered wig looks like. Come on." Algie muttered something in what was probably Aramaic, if you heard things backwards... more
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