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Sun May 31, 2015 12:34

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The Earl looked at his mirror. His speech thereafter was limited to this noise:-

  • Zeb dropped his glass like a hot potato.Iximaz, Sun May 31 12:24
    "Tolja you shouldn't have drank that," Rina said. "Listen, Wymbourne, or whatever your name was, if this ends up poisoning my partner I'm gonna be really ticked."
    • "Gnknkn." — Skkrbrbl???*small picture of flying birds*, Sun May 31 12:34
      • "Um, you okay there?"Iximaz, Sun May 31 13:08
        Rina facepalmed when Zeb swayed in his seat. "Whoa, thish ish weird! Rina, your face ish glowing! Are you regenerating again?" "F*ck my life," Rina said, grabbing hold of Zeb's arm before he could... more
        • "Нее Мне ко&*noises akin to those made by a dialup modem*, Sun May 31 13:13
          " " It should be pointed out, for the benefit of the reader, that these are the images the Earl can see issuing from his mouth. This may well be what accounted for his unnatural pallor.
          • Rina muttered something rude.Iximaz, Mon Jun 1 16:10
            She took Zeb by the elbow and led him to an unoccupied table, making him sit down when he started to sway where he stood. "You shuuuure you're not regenerating?" Zeb said, peering at her. "Yes, Zeb,... more
            • After the commotion had subsided:Scapegrace, Mon Jun 1 19:09
              "He's over there. You can spot the poor sod a mile off once you know what a powdered wig looks like. Come on." Algie muttered something in what was probably Aramaic, if you heard things backwards... more
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