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Of course, that was when he was promptly run over.
Fri Aug 7, 2015 23:44

Zeb, who tried and failed to skid to a stop, accidentally collided head-on with Gaspard.

"OhmygoodnessI'msosorryIwasn'ttryingtogosofastareyouokay?" Zeb said frantically, scrambling backwards and nosing at the unfortunate Spy.

  • Further up the beach... SeaTurtle, Tue Jul 28 15:14
    ...near the tree line, a blue-rimmed portal opened and let through two people: a young man with a backpack and a Zorua. The former hauled a beach chair and a plastic cooler behind him while the... more
    • Of course, that was when he was promptly run over. — Iximaz, Fri Aug 7 23:44
      • Gaspard stared up at the sky...SeaTurtle, Fri Aug 7 23:58
        ...too dazed to hear what Zeb had to say. Of course it had to happen. He brought it on himself with all of that meticulous planning and effort. Nothing escaped the Ironic Overpower-- especially not... more
        • "Mother of Mew, I'm so sorry!"Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 00:00
          Zeb shuffled his paws in the sand. "I was just coming over to say hello to Tacitus and I couldn't slow down in time. You're not hurt, are you?"
          • Gaspard just gurgled where he lay.SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 00:10
            Tacitus jotted down a message for Zeb. "Ah, Zeb. If you came for information, I am on holiday right now. And don't worry about Sir over here. He's surprisingly resilient." The Zorua padded back to... more
            • "Sorry, Tacitus, give me a moment."Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 00:15
              Zeb nosed at Gaspard. "Please, say something. I'd hate to have to take you to Medical... ohhh, this is all my fault..."
              • Gaspard made a noise...SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 15:32
                ...that, with a little bit of imagination, could've been interpreted as "I'm fine." Tacitus nudged Zeb and presented him with another note. "See? Right as rain. Now, what do you want? I'm on... more
                • "Oh, right!"Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 19:48
                  Zeb spared Gaspard another nervous glance before looking at the Zorua. "I wanted to say hello, you know, see how you were doing. I didn't mean to run into your friend. I'm awfully sorry about that."
                  • Tacitus shrugged.SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 20:35
                    "Mistakes happen. That one was not fatal. He'll live." He lifted his pen and looked pensively at a corner of the page before adding: "And Sir is not my friend. He is merely a benefactor. 'Friends'... more
                    • Zeb's ears flattened and his tail drooped.Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 20:39
                      "But... I thought... aren't we friends?"
                      • Tacitus raised his eyebrows.SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 20:42
                        "I am the service provider. You are a client. Why do you care about me so much? Is this a ploy? What do you want?" Tacitus looked at Zeb and narrowed his eyes.
                        • "It's just..."Anonymous, Sat Aug 8 20:44
                          "Well..." Zeb sighed. "I mean, there aren't a whole lot of Pokémon agents here, you know? And you seem nice. I like talking to you." His ears perked up hopefully.
                          • ...almost as if he was laughing. Fumbling with the pen he held in his mouth, he scribbled: "Not a lot of Pokémon agents, no. And all of them hate me, too. Owen, Buck, Victoria, Maxwell... probably... more
                            • Zeb tilted his head.Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 21:25
                              "But... I thought you just..." He shrugged, his tail swishing in the sand. "I never thought of you as a bad person..."
                              • Tacitus' laughing fit intensified. SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 22:40
                                He was barely able to hold the pen steady in his mouth now. He took a few moments to collect himself and then put pen to paper again. "You are so naive. Hilariously so. You never suspect that someone ... more
                                • "Rina? Hurt me?"Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 22:43
                                  Zeb shook his head, his jaw setting. "She wouldn't. Never. Not in a million years. You're wrong!"
                                  • Tacitus' face settled into a smirk.SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 22:44
                                    "And that is why it will hurt you so much."
                                    • Zeb shook his head.Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 22:52
                                      "You're wrong. Maybe you don't have someone like her. But she's good, she's--" He swallowed ad shook his head again. "You're wrong," he repeated, with much more conviction.
                                      • Tacitus grinned.SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 22:57
                                        It was an unpleasant smile-- all teeth and no warmth. "Of course I don't have anyone like her. I have no one. I've never had anyone. I don't even know my own mother."
                                        • "Well..."Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 22:58
                                          Zeb gave Tacitus a long, sombre look. "You've got me."
                                          • Tacitus laughed so hard he spat his pen out.SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 23:05
                                            The Zorua padded around the beach mat, laughing hysterically. Occasionally, he would calm down and glance at Zeb before erupting in a fresh fit of laughter. From his supine position in the sand,... more
                                            • "But..."Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 23:13
                                              Zeb looked from Gaspard to Tacitus, hurt. "But... it's not like that..." he protested.
                                              • "Hey, don't look at me."SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 23:20
                                                "I wouldn't know either," mumbled Gaspard as he let his head flop back into the sand. By then, Tacitus had recovered from his laughing fit and found his pen. "Go on," he wrote with a smirk. "Use the... more
                                                • Zeb's tail fell even further.Iximaz, Sat Aug 8 23:32
                                                  "I'll... I'll just be going, then," he mumbled. He turned away and began trudging back toward the water.
                                                  • Gaspard propped himself up on his elbows...SeaTurtle, Sat Aug 8 23:48
                                                    ...and watched Zeb walk away. "Tacitus, what the hell did you say to him?" he asked. In response, the Zorua simply shrugged and pushed his notebook towards his colleague before returning to his... more
                                                    • "What do you want," he said dejectedly.
                                                      • Tacitus handed him a note. SeaTurtle, Sun Aug 9 00:05
                                                        "I am ordered to apologize to you for my words and actions. I would be lying if I said I didn't mean any of it, but I see greatness in you, Zeb. We need you to shrug off that naiveté and become... more
                                                        • Zeb shook his head. "Apologies don't count unless you mean it. You can't be forced to do something like that. It's gotta be sincere."
                                                          • The Zorua rolled his eyes.SeaTurtle, Sun Aug 9 10:42
                                                            He wrote another note. "Fine. You got me. Words are cheap, you're right-- they build lies. What I meant to say is this: you are too trusting for your own good. People can and will walk all over you... more
                                                            • Zeb sighed.Iximaz, Sun Aug 9 10:52
                                                              "What was it Rina said? 'Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all'? Something like that."
                                                              • Tacitus rolled his eyes again. SeaTurtle, Sun Aug 9 12:29
                                                                "And to quote Oromis from Eragon , 'You can't miss what you've never had'. Two can play at this game, you know."
    • Re: Further up the beach... Tira, Tue Jul 28 15:25
      Aaron too had wandered away from the main area of the beach, though more out of a desire to explore than anything else. As he approach Gaspard's beach chair, the familiar Nuka-Cola bottle caught his... more
      • Gaspard looked up from his reading...SeaTurtle, Tue Jul 28 15:38
        ...closing his book on his right index finger to mark his place. "Fallout? No, sir. I'm just a fan... and so is Tacitus here." He nodded towards the Zorua who was still greedily lapping up the soft... more
        • (Reposted because the title vanished)Tira, Tue Jul 28 15:58
          "Sure, if you don't mind," Aaron replied. "I don't exactly miss the food from back home, but I haven't had a Nuka-Cola in ages. "My name's Aaron Hunter, by the way. DMS. How about you?"
        • Tira, Tue Jul 28 15:50
          "Sure, if you don't mind," Aaron replied. "I don't exactly miss the food from back home, but I haven't had a Nuka-Cola in ages. "My name's Aaron Hunter, by the way. DMS. How about you?"
          • Gaspard opened the cooler...SeaTurtle, Tue Jul 28 16:02
            ...and handed Aaron a bottle and a bottle opener. "Pleased to meet you, sir. I'm Gaspard De Grasse, Intelligence. That's Tacitus-- also DoI. He's, er, mute. Hence his little writing notebook he uses... more
            • Aaron took the bottle...Tira, Tue Jul 28 17:26
              ...though he passed on the opener, wrenching the top off himself. "Thanks." He took a quick swig and sat down. "Um, well, I'm just a semi-fic blip, so my backstory's kind of vague. Most of my... more
              • "No one of importance."SeaTurtle, Tue Jul 28 19:42
                "Born and raised in World One. Did nothing interesting until I arrived here. Now I grind out reports in a big room with hundreds of others exactly like me." Gaspard leaned back in his chair. "Your... more
                • "I don't know much about World One, actually - my partner's a badfic recruit from some modern fantasy anime, so I can't exactly take her word for things." "Yeah. Like I said, my backstory wasn't very ... more
                  • "Um..."SeaTurtle, Wed Jul 29 06:38
                    Gaspard scratched his head. "No, I'm pretty sure I've never met any characters in the Capital Wasteland who go by that name. Those two are Attack on Titan protagonists, though-- I know that. Are you, ... more
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