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JulyFlame
Sax looked impressed at the cursing.
Tue Sep 1, 2015 20:35
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"I had no idea anyone could do that," he said. "I'm Sax. That's Day," he motioned at his partner. "I was about to say, you look like the weirdest Fallout ghoul I've ever seen."

  • The gungan facepalmedMister Shoebox, Tue Sep 1 20:07
    "Well...#*@((!". It was odd - it was obvious he was cursing, but it didn't quite...sound right. It was almost like he was using curse words so bad that they couldn't be registered. "Dat is beein'... more
    • Sax looked impressed at the cursing. — JulyFlame, Tue Sep 1 20:35
      • Mia had never played Fallout...Alleb, Tue Sep 1 20:49
        ...although she'd heard of it. Shooter game, wasn't it? "You can tag along," she said. The former ghoul might be useful. Maybe. His speech patterns were already getting on her nerves, though... "So,... more
        • Gurgan shrugged.Mister Shoebox, Tue Sep 1 20:55
          "Meesa have no idea. One minute, Meesa sleeping in RC with meesa special straight razor beneath meesa pillow, then there bein' a loud "THUMP," then meesa be wakin' up with frog feat'res." He sighed.... more
          • "We swapped," she said by way of explanation. The two trailed after Mia and Gurgan. While the splint certainly helped matters with Day, Sax was still feeling dizzy and everything was still out of... more
            • Mia listened to Gurgan's account, Alleb, Tue Sep 1 21:09
              then Day and Sax's. She hadn't realized that they had swapped bodies; she had no idea who her mind was currently inhabiting, and she had assumed that they didn't either. She noticed the ex-ghoul... more
              • Gurgan shot her a Look, with a capital L.Mister Shoebox, Tue Sep 1 21:13
                "Why, yes! Meesa know entirely who did it! Dat's why meesa totally beatin' heem to deat' with hees own shinbone 'stead of sittin' here with yousa." He shook his head. "TINK before yousa be speekin',... more
                • Day looked at the ceiling.JulyFlame, Tue Sep 1 21:18
                  "Weeell, it may have been to do with us." "Stairs happened," Sax said, cutting Day off before she could elaborate.
                  • Mia narrowed her eyes at Gurgan.Alleb, Tue Sep 1 21:23
                    Even the possibility of knowing what had happened seemed unimportant in the rush of anger-driven, slightly glittery adrenaline that flooded her body. No one insulted her intelligence like that. "Do... more
                    • Gurgan sighedMister Shoebox, Tue Sep 1 21:28
                      "Sure. Think before yousa speak. Anyway, yousa ego aside, and much as Meesa would be lovin' to see you t'row a tantrum, we...wait, hold on a meeniute." He looked over at the others behind him. "Yousa ... more
                      • "Long story," Sax said, chagrined. JulyFlame, Tue Sep 1 21:53
                        Day cut in, this time. "We're in Improbabilities. We got a fic with a bodyswitch device in it. There was a sequel. We brought the thingy back. And then stairs happened on the way to DoSAT." "Please... more
                        • Mia was torn...Alleb, Wed Sep 2 07:44
                          ...between smacking the younger agents upside the head with her hand, and smacking Gurgan upside the head with her monkey wrench. "I wasn't talking to you in the first place, Fish Face," she said,... more
                          • "Sure yousa weren't," he snorted. "That bein' so not attempt to save'a face." He paused as what the other agents said finally sunk in. "Wait...WHAT?!" he yelped. "...YOUSA BEIN' #*@((!@*#*%% MORONS!... more
                            • "Awww man."JulyFlame, Wed Sep 2 17:00
                              Day stared in disbelief as the current-gungan came towards them. She had Sax's dagger strapped to her leg, but using it on a fellow agent even in self defense seemed like an amazingly bad idea. "Hey, ... more
                              • "For Tulkas's sake!" Mia yelled...Alleb, Wed Sep 2 17:19
                                ...dashing after the two younger agents. It took every ounce of self-control she possessed to keep from whacking Gurgan in the head as she passed. "Everything that's happened today, and now this?"... more
                                • to trip. "Don't blame mesa! It's THEYSA fault mesa like this! Mesa gonna..." He paused, and took a deep breathe, realizing that this was getting him nowhere. "MESA GONNA BEAT SEVEN KINDS OF HELL OUT... more
                                  • For better or worse..JulyFlame, Wed Sep 2 17:39
                                    It was not very long before Sax stopped, and braced along one of the walls for support. Everything was, besides the blurred vision, swimming. Day only noticed further down the corridor, before she... more
                                    • Mia came on the scene. Alleb, Wed Sep 2 18:04
                                      Gurgan had fallen behind, but there were Sax and Day; he was leaning against the wall, in her body, and she looked concerned, in his body. Mia leaned over and put her hands on her knees, breathing... more
                                      • "Hi! Gurgan tells me you're the ones who screwed everything up!" Derwin said to the agent leaning against the wall. "...Why'd you do that? That was dumb." Gurgan facepalmed, then looked concerned.... more
                                        • Day said, exasperatedly. "But yeah, it was kind of our fault. My fault, to be honest. I ran into Sax when we were going down one of those crazy long stairwells, to DoSAT, and we both crashed pretty... more
                                          • Mia facepalmed. Alleb, Wed Sep 2 18:31
                                            "And you didn't go back for it!? What sort of agents are you? That machine could switch us all back, and you didn't even try to find it!"
                                            • "Okay! I'm going to play mediator!...later on, I might play trains. Anyway, the important thing is helping #*@(!ing Asshat Moron here, at least that's what Gurgan says his name is, to the medical... more
                                              • "Sure, I'm an asshat," Sax mumbled. JulyFlame, Wed Sep 2 18:59
                                                "I didn't look because I was suddenly in another body with a broken arm and my partner was unconscious ," Day said, hotly. "I had no idea it affected other people until you showed up! Or are you... more
                                                • "I'd abandon my partner...Alleb, Wed Sep 2 19:14
                                                  ...if it meant fixing this problem!" Mia growled to herself, shaking her head. She marched past Gurgan, the "mediator," and the two greenies. "I'm going to find the machine," she said. "If you think... more
                                                  • For the Gungan had indeed gone very still. Upon hearing Mia state that, he slowly rubbed his hand down his chin and looked her up and down, then snorted and rolled his eyes again. "Yousa unfeelin'... more
                                                    • Mia stopped mid-stride. Alleb, Wed Sep 2 20:25
                                                      With a precise, surgical motion, she turned on her heel and stared into the ex-ghoul's eyes. Her own twitched a little. She waited until Derwin finished the crazy spiel, and then growled, "If you... more
                                                      • Gurgan rolled his eyes - AGAIN! Mister Shoebox, Wed Sep 2 20:31
                                                        "Then prove mesa wrong and grab a shoulder, dumbass!" he snarled at Mia. "Mesa can makee "Sues Suck" spiel later, but mesa have rookie who need bighelp now. So shut yousa mouth and help me." Derwin,... more
                                                        • "I'm fine, really," Sax said. JulyFlame, Wed Sep 2 20:50
                                                          He was looking thoroughly unconvincing however, leaving against the wall like he was. "Soon as everything comed back into focus and stops spinning I'll be greeeaaat."
                                                          • Mia found herself torn once again.Alleb, Wed Sep 2 21:02
                                                            Part of her wanted to punch Gurgan in the nose, and another part just wanted to bolt. But there was a much smaller, third part that truly, desperately wanted to prove him wrong. For a moment, she... more
                                                            • "Yousa got mesa all shakey. Now shut up and help me take him to de medical ward, okey-day?" He looked over his shoulder to his partner. "You gonna be okay, Derwin?" Derwin gave a thumbs-up. "Sure... more
                                                              • Sax tried to focus on Mia. JulyFlame, Wed Sep 2 21:51
                                                                "You know, I've never been picked up by a girl before." He paused. "You are normally a girl, right?" Day groaned. "Let's get you fixed before you embarrass me. It's bad enough you do it normally, you ... more
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